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Perfidious Pasty Poopypants President Proclaims Putin Poses Primary Problem

Apr 14

Your grandma is probably trans tbh

Apr 6

Biden continues his mission to crush our collective genitals

Mar 27

Utopia is coming, but there’s a bit of a waiting list

Mar 14

What if we had a buttload of labs with deadly viruses set up like McDonalds franchises?

Mar 11

Which Republicans can we trust?

Mar 10

New guidance from the Sí D Sí

Feb 27

I will now set myself on fire by kinda opposing the convoy a little bit

Feb 15

Putting the ‘hell’ in health

Feb 14

Here’s why you accuse Robert Mugabe of election interference instead of Bob Dole

Feb 5

I’m starting a scuba shop that focuses on racial representation

Jan 26

America’s rich history of poontang interventionism

Jan 25

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