I was reading the Declaration of Independence the other day while I was cleaning my collection of machine guns and I noticed a fun fact. You can do what you want with this particular fun fact, but I recommend going to Whole Foods and sharing it with women who look like they are Democrats and also appear to be clinging to the last trembling branch on the Emotional Stability Tree. It turns out that King George (D) had the same exact immigration policy as modern Democrats.
“He has excited domestic insurrections amongst us (BLM Antifa) and has endeavoured to bring on the inhabitants of our frontiers, the merciless Indian Savages, whose known rule of warfare, is an undistinguished destruction of all ages, sexes and conditions.”
“He is at this time transporting large Armies of foreign Mercenaries to compleat the works of death, desolation and tyranny, already begun with circumstances of Cruelty & perfidy scarcely paralleled in the most barbarous ages, and totally unworthy the Head of a civilized nation.”
Anyways, I’m trying to popularize the term Homanphobia™️ and I am hoping it will be used widely as the Asshole Airlift begins. Anytime Democrats attack the deportations, please call it Homanphobia™️. Now, am I saying all of the criminal aliens are assholes? Yes. That’s correct. I am saying that. Have I mentioned I have a thing for Japanese women? Japan is a beautifully manicured island paradise with a disproportionate number of attractive women who have not yet been converted into feminist scumbags. I don’t speak Japanese but Japan seems pretty awesome and my life would improve if I got to live in Japan for free. Do you know why I have not illegally snuck into Japan and exploited the benefits of their well-ordered society? I mean I am seeking a better life after all. Well the reason I’m not illegally hiding out on the beach in Japan with an erection right now is because I am not an asshole. That’s why. Improving your life by stealing from people is something you do if you’re a piece of shit. Normal people don’t do that.
Never forget that there is an agricultural worker shortage in the US *currently* and 15 million people just snuck into the country because allegedly they just wanted to pick cotton for Chuck Todd and Chris Hayes. Literally none of these assholes are picking crops. If even 1% of them actually worked there would not be an agricultural worker shortage. Bari’s Freedom Website™️ (which I am banned from) published an article on this shortage (without asking “Hey, how the fuck is there still a shortage right now??”) if you would like to go and verify what I’m telling you.
The typical response to calling these folks assholes would be something like “Assholes? Oh come on. There’s women and children and stuff and mothers and families and also other words that pull on the heartstrings of evil simpletons who vote but maybe should not be allowed to.” Well that’s why I included the picture of the crisis actor lady exposing her barefoot children in diapers to tear gas (don’t worry, “mom” has shoes so she’s comfy). If you collaborate with murderous human trafficking gangs to allegedly improve your financial situation you are a scumbag and that’s all there is to it. I say “allegedly improve” because these people aren’t really improving their *financial situation*. They are improving their lifestyle because now, in the US, they get money and don’t have to work. If they were genuinely just seeking a better life they would *work* and live in Mexico, which is a growing economy and which is our second largest trading partner and which has universal healthcare and is a progressive society with a Jewish female President.
You simply cannot claim asylum from Mexico. It’s not Sudan; it’s Mexico. If you are Sudanese and you are fleeing oppression and you come through Mexico, I have good news for you: you’re in Mexico. You have escaped oppression. Have fun and STFU, you goddam grifting POS. Any argument that you can somehow claim asylum when you are *in Mexico* is an argument that justifies an immediate and total militarization of the Southwest border and a decapitation strike against the leadership of the Mexican government. If Mexico is such a despotic tyrannical shithole that you can literally claim asylum from it, then our military needs to kill Claudia Sheinbaum and all of her friends ASAP. Is that your argument? Didn’t think so, you Evil Democrat Prick.
The term Sanctimony Cities™️, a term I am trying to popularize because I’m a desperate whore seeking attention, is just a reference to the Democrat Dicksucker Towns™️, that have been pompously preening about how they are good people (ALL of them are going directly to hell). It is similar to one of the other 28,000 terms I am trying to popularize, Stochastic Pluralism™️ which can be used as a label for any of the 28,000 things Democrats are doing to destroy the United States by promoting diversity without consequences or accountability for them personally (women cough cough ahem).
In closing, and totally unrelated because I am undisciplined and I write all of these in 25 minutes when I’m bored and quickly run out of steam, recently I heard January 6th referred to as a “deadly attack” for the umpteenth time. If you ever hear someone say this you kinda just need to explain to them how that is not what the word ‘deadly’ means. The only people who died were attackers. When only attackers die, and none of the victims of the attack die, that’s not a ‘deadly attack’. If a snake bites you………AND THE SNAKE DIES…….that’s not a deadly snake. Calling January 6th a deadly attack is like calling it a ‘sexy move’ if/when you shit yourself during sex. Yes, it was a move, and it was during sex. Not a ‘sexy move’ tho. Sorry. Hope that helps.
Okay, bye!!!
“Calling January 6th a deadly attack is like calling it a ‘sexy move’ if/when you shit yourself during sex. Yes, it was a move, and it was during sex. Not a ‘sexy move’ tho. Sorry. Hope that helps.”
A little peek behind the scenes with this joke. I am at a sports bar right now and I was cry laughing by myself as I wrote that part. I crack myself up sometimes. This probably means I have some sort of psychiatric pathology but that’s okay.
"Improving your life by stealing from people is something you do if you’re a piece of shit." 💯
That sums up illegal immigration in one sentence.