Sonia Sodomizér

After your castration surgery, take two Aspirin…….and send pics to Tim Walz

And after you get castrated and take the Aspirin and send the pictures to Tim Walz, please remember to sign up for the Kaiser Permanente Platinum Card. This will cover your lifetime of $22.8 million (on average) in follow-up care and treatment for various induced illnesses and other special treats you may pick up at the transvestite bathhouse. Don’t worry, your deductible will be the same as the middle class families you are bankrupting with your little ‘Sodom and Gomorrah But Even Worse’ reenactment.

Here’s a picture of Sonia Sotomayor showing some leg and looking exactly like Satan (Satan is a guy btw, just saying….). Only Chuck Schumer can approach this level of Satan-lookingness.

Now, while Sonia Sodomizér (D) has created nowhere near as many antisemites, by behaving cartoonishly diabolical, as Chuck Schumer has, she is a Wise Latina™️, which is pretty great. Should it be Wise Latino? I’m not good with the gendered languages or at telling which gender Sonia Sotomayor (D) is. Hopefully her personal chef won’t go paddle boarding. That’s all I’m saying.

Recently there was a case about transvestites in front of the Supreme Court. I believe you can look it up by googling ‘United States v. Mrs. Doubtfire’. One of the highlights of oral arguments was that they still insisted on calling them “oral arguments”. I figure if a woman with a cock is arguing in front of the Supreme Court you’d just go with “verbal arguments” or something like that, so that there’s less chuckling in the background as you debate the intricacies and nuances associated with trying to do Dr. Mengele stuff in 2024. One of the other highlights was Steve Sotomayor (D) chiming in with “Excuse me, counselor, but all medications are associated with risk. Aspirin has risks.” If you listen to the audio, you truly will not believe the level of unmerited self-righteous condescension that this flea market abuela layered on top of her statement; which might be the dumbest statement ever made by someone with a complete set of teeth who can also read. (NOTE: There is no evidence that Sonia Sotomayor can read and this conspiracy theory has been debunked.)

If you aren’t familiar with all of Satan’s rhetorical ploys, Aspirin safety is a big one. They also do this with Plan B, which I humbly suggest we should refer to as Plan (D). I guess we could also call it Zyklon B, but that’s taken (don’t google it). I remember the first time I heard Nicolle Wallace (D) tell me that the morning after pill is safer than Aspirin. This talking point almost gave me a stroke, which I did *not* attempt to treat with Aspirin because I was like “But what if it’s a hemorrhagic stroke?? I better not. Hey I should vote for Democrats more often…..” and then I lost consciousness.

I have never taken Plan B, and I really do not even have to look it up to know that if I gave a female colleague an Aspirin and was like “Oh shit sorry that was Plan B, which turns your womb into Chernobyl. Sorry about that oopsies. But don’t you worry, Honey Bunches, (HR Department sirens go off) it’s pretty much the exact same thing as Aspirin. Nicolle Wallace said so and you can trust her because she is possessed by Satan and she has her hair intentionally styled so that her silhouette is identical to that of a King Cobra.”

Some enterprising young graduate student should propose a randomized control trial where we test Plan (B) versus Aspirin in 10,000 women and see if the 5,000 women who took Plan (B) have an experience that differs from the ladies who took 1 Aspirin.

The important thing to remember is that Democrats use this little rhetorical trick with Aspirin the way they used ‘devout Catholic’ with Joe Biden. When Democrats say something about Aspirin you know for sure they are talking about the most dangerous medical shit that has ever existed. And when Democrats say someone is a devout Catholic they are definitely talking about a godforsaken child molesting heathen of one kind or another.

Sotomayor did vote in favor of granting immunity to the Sackler family (OxyContin), but I’m wondering if she now wishes she had just said “All medications have risks.” Someone should make a dildo attachment for a jackhammer that says “All dildos are associated with some risk.” This argument from Sorosmayor about how chemical castration is similar to taking Aspirin should go down in history. In addition, it really is the best possible example of my ‘Nazi Panhandler Argument’ concept. Just like when you see a disheveled and sad panhandler in a Nazi uniform, with soiled pants, a tangled beard, and an android phone, this argument is desperate, humiliating, and pathetic, all at once, but also extremely evil. Textbook Democrat stuff. Happy holidays!!