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JJoshua's avatar

Hilarious. Loved the titled

The aspirin comment I pay will be in the history books. Astounding

That Chuckie photo DOES look like Satan.

Was it Obama(Obozo) who coined that phrase Wise Latina about Sotomayor?

I swear to God when Democrats describe something it really means the exact opposite.

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Running Burning Man's avatar

Ak shoe ally, Sotomajor referred to herself as a wise Latina.

I'm pretty sure she is in transition. From an alien being into a humanoid, but she got stuck in the Transistor Machine (D) half way through the process. Chuck Schumer has the same issue, but in the opposite direction.

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JJoshua's avatar

Lol

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DisGuested's avatar

Merry Christmas! Thanks for this lol post, it’s an early present. Keep on pointing out how insanely evil these lunatics are.

As a side note of joy, I just watched Landman with Billy Bob Thorton and highly recommend. Some great lines you will enjoy.

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Kevin Durant?'s avatar

I heard that’s good. 🤠🤠

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DisGuested's avatar

KD?! This drone debacle seems ripe (or is it rife) for your commentary. Don’t deprive your loyal subscribers of your genius musings; for the love of all that is holy.

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Steve G's avatar

It is good but written by Taylor Sheridan so I imagine a kick in the nuts is forthcoming.

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Chilblain Edward Olmos's avatar

‘United States v. Mrs. Doubtfire’

LMFAO!🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🏆

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Implausibly Convenient Alibi's avatar

Counting down the days until you're back in TheFP comments working on your next banishment. Merry Christmas!

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DisGuested's avatar

You probably didn’t notice they have paywalled most of their posts and you can’t see comments if you aren’t a subscriber. Their bullshit lies about RFK jr’s acquaintance and “the” polio vaccine were it for me. I don’t even look anymore.

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Jack Barrett's avatar

“Wise Latinx.”

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Kevin Durant?'s avatar

Latiñxos?

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Chilblain Edward Olmos's avatar

La Tinx?

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Chana Goanna's avatar

Les françaix

Gli italianx

Et ceterax

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Res Ipsa's avatar

I read it twice, just to laugh again. Bravo!

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Kevin Durant?'s avatar

😇😇🙏🙏

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Stewie's avatar

In most schools, there is no possibility of drugs like aspirin being given without a parent's signature. Even in crazy states like New York that emancipate 12-year-olds to make their own medical decisions and require medical professionals to affirm the child's stated gender identity regardless of any very obvious red flags, most school districts are run by people who understand that the parents know where they live and will behave like rational human beings.

So how fucking terrible and irrational and unaccountable can someone be to be making decisions for the whole country but not understand that the doctors giving puberty blockers and cross-sex hormones are literally sterilizing children on the basis of a hypothesis (that if you interrupt a normal sexual development that it will lead to lifelong happier outcomes) that has no basis in reality?

You posted too-nice-a-pic of Sotomayor. Did I miss the satire? Going for kitsch? I don't get kitsch.

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Stewie's avatar

Haha, Sonia Sotomayor doing her best impression of Cruella DeVille with type 2 diabetes and type 1 TDS.

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Brett Hyland's avatar

Thanks for elucidating this argument of aspirin as a substitute treatment for castration by Sorosmayer. I heard Joe Rogan had wanted her on his show to discuss the aspirin procedure but that he ultimately decided he was barking up the wrong tree.

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Chana Goanna's avatar

wtf is up with that picture of her? Does she fancy herself a GILF?

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John Duffner's avatar

I believe she is childless like Kagan. Some libs said that only the women should've had a vote on the Dobbs case (they conveniently remembered what one was and forgot that Roe was all men). However if the vote was limited to only women who'd actually had a baby, it would not have gone their way.

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Louisa Enright's avatar

Yep. It's all monumentally stupid and...corrupt.

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Sicula's avatar

Why is that Chuckie bears such a strong resemblance with Hannibal Lector

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Beverly's avatar

She should take her act to Broadway.

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