Okay so in a rare instance of the government actually doing what I want them to do, Trump exploded the Barack Hussein Obama Democrat Nuclear Facility and Bathhouse in Iran. Now we get to wait and see if I am dumb for wanting this. If we look around in 18 months and Stacy Abrams (D) is running a $100 billion NGO in Tehran that teaches Iranian men how to give blowjobs and talk about the environment then I was wrong. Nation building BAD. Explosions GOOD. (NOTE: If Stacy’s NGO is training Iranian men to discuss the environment *during* the blowjob then that’s a win from a comedic standpoint at least, but not necessarily worth $100 billion, all of which she will spend on food and industrial strength spandex that is made out of the same material they make those bumpers out of that are used to prevent tanker ships from damaging the pier.)
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Now we must discuss the illness afflicting James Lindsay and David French and many others. David French (D) has it the worst but James Lindsay is currently doing the most damage and spreading AIDS the fastest. AIDS is an acronym that stands for Accidental Intellectualized Democrat Support. The reason I am calling this phenomenon Frown Syndrome is because David French and James Lindsay both made the shift to helping the sinister godforsaken crackpots we call Democrats because of unrelenting attacks online that made them frown. Sad!! MAGA people of one kind or another (many being NGO/government agents hired to sabotage any opposition to communism) basically just bombarded David French and James Lindsay, and many others, online until it broke them mentally and their primarily goal became owning the online trolls, as opposed to stopping Democrats from establishing a Global Homosexual Tyranny.
I am a fan of James Lindsay generally speaking because he has spent the last 10 years shitting on communists. That’s precisely why he was targeted and driven into a rabid state of Frown Syndrome. James popularized the term Woke Right which has become a favorite weapon of Democrats because of its Bothsiderism nature. All arguments about “both sides” are designed to help the worse side. Both sides always have problems. I guarantee, if you look back at the party that was opposing the Nazis in Germany, that they have problematic views. Are you technically right to call them out on their flaws? Yes. But by doing that you are directly helping the Nazis so maybe dial that back just a little bit??? Maybe?? I understand the deep craving to be intellectually consistent (narcissism) but maybe when you are directly helping the fucking Nazis you should just stop doing whatever you are doing??? Okay, thanks.
The way that the Woke Right Hoax works is that there are lots of Democrats right now who are looking around at the systematic child abuse and the thinly-veiled Bolshevism and the general Crackpottery™️ of their political party and thinking maybe it’s time to switch things up. When you provide the excuse of The Woke Right, those people, who otherwise might decide to finally vote against Intergalactic Pansexual Vegan Collectivism, say to themselves “You know, the Democrats are bad but it’s the same thing over there on The Woke Right (fake), so I will just stay here and keep voting for Nancy Pelosi’s corpse and Chris Murphy’s low-sloping Neanderthal Communist forehead.”
There are two easy ways to know that you’re in the wrong if you’re James Lindsay. The first is very easy and that is the fact that you cannot watch 30 minutes of MSNBC without a reference to The Woke Right, the thing you popularized. My rule is that if Chris Hayes thinks you’re smart then you are dumb and also evil. The second way to know you’re wrong if you’re James Lindsay is that your entire position is based on a sociopathic framing. A primary tactic used by sociopaths is the weaponization of your own ethics morals and principles against you. So when it turns out that the Walt Disney Corporation has been hijacked by evil perverts and Ron DeSantis says it’s time for the government to stop subsidizing evil perverts, sociopaths (Democrats) beat you over the head with free speech and small government and “this is not the conservative approach because the government is doing something”.
James Lindsay is not a sociopath but he is using a sociopathic rhetorical smear. Do you hate the Woke Left? Well guess what that means you’re Woke Right now. Do you have grievances? Well the left also has grievances so now you’re the same as them and now we can’t make a decision and now we must stay the course (communism).
James is correct about the nature of a reactionary backlash to a communist regime. What he is ignoring is the fact that this reaction is *proportional* and based on how bad the communist regime gets. So if you are really afraid of what The Woke Right might do when they take power, the best way to minimize the reactionary backlash is to stop Democrats before their shit gets way out of hand. So if you give the left a huge messaging assist with The Woke Right then you are increasing the odds that we end up executing people in soccer stadiums. But if you stay focused on how Democrats are despicable lowlife whoremongers then you may just stop them before it goes too far and necessitates the, admittedly appealing, soccer stadium backlash.
Cheers!!
OK to steal "Barack Hussein Obama Democrat Nuclear Facility and Bathhouse in Iran"?
Are you back in double secret probation at TFP again?
Haven’t seen your fabulous comments in a week!