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MG's avatar

OK to steal "Barack Hussein Obama Democrat Nuclear Facility and Bathhouse in Iran"?

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Kevin Durant?'s avatar

Yes. Please spread far and wide.

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Bruce Miller's avatar

Spread far and wide? Sort of like Mole Face Murphy and Chris Hayes -whose features fit the size of your fist - in a passionate, leftist love monkey embrace? Is it possible to despise them sufficiently?

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Kevin Durant?'s avatar

The lovechild of Chris and Chris will be the American Hitler. Pompous and preening with glasses but also appearing to be unintelligent.

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Bruce Miller's avatar

Maddow redux?

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MDM 2.0's avatar

The most surprising thing I have learned in the last month is that Chris Hayes has a wife...that is allegedly a biological woman.

I would have bet large sums of ill gotten gains that Chris Hayes was gay...and a partial explanation of how he was elevated at MSDNC

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Unwoke in Idaho's avatar

I thought he was Maddow’s little sister.

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DMang's avatar

His resemblance to Rachel Maddow landed him the gig and used cleverly to give the audience the “same look, different perspectives” angle from both a man and Chris Hayes.

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Matt L.'s avatar

Kevin, what do you call all the enhanced sex toys that the ‘mad mullahs’ evacuated from the bathhouse before it got midnight ‘penetrated’? Maybe this was all a remodel to achieve a big, beautiful, Glory Hole. Also, if they got a “tip off” to "pull out" of the Hammam beforehand, what’s that called? Mobile Massage, Wandering Steam Bath, Deep Throat, Deep State, or… ?

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Kevin Durant?'s avatar

I guess instead of dildos these are dildon’t?

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Running Burning Man's avatar

Like an STD?

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Kevin Durant?'s avatar

ST(D)

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Steve G's avatar

I see what you did!

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DMang's avatar

That’s what I told h….oh, never mind.

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MG's avatar

Babylon Bee is copying you: Obama Distraught As Trump Bombs Cool Nuke Factory He Paid For

https://babylonbee.com/news/obama-distraught-as-trump-bombs-cool-nuke-factory-he-paid-for?utm_source=The%20Babylon%20Bee%20Newsletter&utm_medium=email

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Kathleen's avatar

Are you back in double secret probation at TFP again?

Haven’t seen your fabulous comments in a week!

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Phil from Arizona's avatar

Well, he just got traded to the Houston Rockets, He's been busy packing.

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Kathleen's avatar

🤣

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JJoshua's avatar

Obama is weeping for his Iran. Any time we can give the proverbial finger to Obama I am all for it.

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Davey J's avatar

The Democrats are salivating at getting back in the White House and rearming the Ayatollah. Not serious people.

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Marlene's avatar

Let’s hope not.

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Gym+Fritz's avatar

Good to see your post, I was wondering . . I dropped TFP about eight months ago . . missed it for a few days.

Spot on re “woke right” and bothsidesism (akin to no one has clean hands), also ties-in to the “horseshoe theory”, and plain old “they do it too”.

I sometimes think the (D) party is more of a psy-op, than a political operation; they’ve no sense of right v. wrong.

Do you comment anywhere other than TFP?

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Stephen Schrader's avatar

Kevin, you naughty, naughty boy! You wrote

N e g r o. What will all the white, liberal women on prozac think???

I don't give two shits and a tinker's damn either.

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Chana Goanna's avatar

If it’s keeping you up at night, salve your conscience by making a donation to the UNCF or the NAACP. Or both!

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Stephen Schrader's avatar

Ummm no

If you can't see the sarcasm dripping from my comment... oh well. Maybe read the 4th sentence. If your comment is equally sarcastic, sorry I missed it.

For now I part with this:

"When does a joke become a 'Dad Joke?'

When it becomes apparent."

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Chana Goanna's avatar

It was meant sarcastically…as one might expect from a fan of Kevin Durant?

(Actually it was a poke in the eye of those who take offense at “Negro” and “colored people”—unless some wealthy white liberal is writing it after “Pay to the order of….”)

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Chana Goanna's avatar

Seriously though—if those terms are SO!!!! OFFENSIVE!!!!, why are they still in the names of those two organizations?

Is a puzzlement.

(Oops, forgot that movie is also racist/colonialist/imperialist/offensive/etc.)

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Stephen Schrader's avatar

And /or "Colored People"= Bad

"People of Color"= Good

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Stephen Schrader's avatar

I'm sorry I didn't recognize you… Welcome to the Kevin Durant fan club! Next time I see you I will teach you the secret handshake. The password is

"Ack Ack uh dak

Uh Dak dak uh ak"

(Fred Flintstone reference)

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steven t koenig's avatar

Are you saying I should quit sending you $79.99 every month?

And for that price I really hate the typo, but I'm not gonna tell you where it is cause you might fix it.

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Margaret G's avatar

Thanks for clearing that up. I've been wondering what the heck the "woke right" is and now I'm glad I haven't bothered to find out. Great to see your newsletter again!

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JBell's avatar

Someone (I forget who) wrote an article in TFP 2 months ago, going on and on about the "woke right" and "far right" ...... I cancelled by sub soon thereafter.

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Margaret G's avatar

Yes, I saw that and mostly ignored it. My sub expires in August and I'm not renewing.

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Running Burning Man's avatar

You were missed, son! Glad to hear from you. Now on to read your piece.

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Unwoke in Idaho's avatar

I have no idea who James Lindsay is. Was he mayor of NYC back in the day?

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John Anthony's avatar

Exactly my first thought. If Kev? is in the know, why aren’t we? Have we been gaslit???

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stavro218's avatar

Where can I go to read your and Bruce Millers comments. TFP isn’t the same without youse

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JBell's avatar

A bunch of us hang out on Jotting In Purple.

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Marlene's avatar

Thank you for a great newsletter. 😊

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Danimal28's avatar

I have to open this post all the time to see French's moronic grin to remind of the 'establishment' grifting assholes and how they ruined this country since 1971 when we came off the gold standard.

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Danimal28's avatar

Gawd... That pic of French wants to make me go Tom Hardy....

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Skylar's avatar

Based on the information available, there is no credible evidence to suggest that NBA player Kevin Durant is taking "horse medicine". This seems to be a misunderstanding or a false rumor.

Important Note: Ivermectin, a drug sometimes used to treat parasites in animals (including horses), has been falsely promoted as a treatment for COVID-19 in humans. However, major health organizations, such as the FDA, have stated that ivermectin is not approved or recommended for this purpose. Relying on unproven treatments can be dangerous and harmful.

I hope this helps.

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