FreePression™️ Of Speech

The 90 day ban ends in a few days

That notification above was yesterday so if my calculations are correct, I will be allowed to comment on Free Press articles again on Christmas Eve, just as Biden is completing construction on charging station #6 at a cost of only $38 billion. I don’t want to get off track but please remember that charging station fun fact every time Joy Reid is screaming at you while she takes a dump about slavery and about how Elon Musk was not elected so he can’t say anything otherwise it’s corrupt. Elon Musk, in addition to building an international (more than six) network of charging stations for *less* than $38 billion, has also made the Twitter algorithm public and transparent which is pretty much the only reform that is needed for the tech industry in general. Google Democrats will barf at you about how it’s propriety and there will be a brain drain etc etc, the same way that the FBI maintains corrupt practices using ‘sources and methods’ and ‘ongoing investigation’ as a shield. “You can either have a trans child and a secret algorithm or a dead child and a transparent algorithm.”

But the fact is that transparency is the main solution that is needed. The only reason I mention Elon Musk and Twitter’s transparency is that his unelected role in the Trump Administration is equally transparent. If anything, it’s overly transparent. So if Chuck Todd (D) tells you this is how corrupt oligarchies work, please understand that Chuck never gave a shit about all of the wealthy Democrats using Biden as a puppet *in total secrecy*. Who was the billionaire with the mansion on an island in South Carolina where Biden stayed for Thanksgiving? Do we have White House visitors logs? Oh they got around that by parking Biden’s Carcass (D) in Delaware and shuffling evil perverts from around the globe in to see Biden (and his puppeteers) in total secrecy.

What I’m saying is that transparency fixes almost everything that could potentially be bad because it brings accountability. If Schumer and Thune hold a gun to everyone’s head, like usual, and threaten to accuse everyone of shutting down the government and economic terrorism if they don’t pass a bill that pays Elon Musk $38 billion to build six charging stations, we will immediately know what to do and who is corrupt; unlike the Inflation Reduction Act, or whichever godforsaken Byzantine pile of Jamaican Communist Horseshit the Democrat Charging Station Money was crammed into.

Okay so I’m returning from my 3 month ban for saying that Europe has turned into is a “ghetto communist flea market” (yes that is really the sequence of words that earned me a 90 day suspension), and I wanted to introduce a new word that I’m hoping people will use in the comments as much as possible. I think ‘FreePression’ is a good replacement for ‘repression’ and it should properly annoy the elite group of harpies we are trying to piss off the exact right amount.

In addition, since I started with Elon Musk, I’d like to propose an idea that I suggested for Twitter a long time ago. All websites need to have a Safety Mode™️. Substack already has a ‘mute’/‘block’ button that you can use if you are a gigantic adolescent pussy and you don’t want to see a particular person’s comments because they hurt your tum tum and make your bottom sore. Given this function that already allows you to curate the environment as much as you want, complaining to management about someone’s comments really makes you the absolute worst kind of despicable lowlife piece of shit on earth. But apparently there are many such people who subscribe to the Free Press, and while Substack has already gone out of its way to cater to these evil mother fuckers with the mute/block function, I think we should cater to them even more in a way that negates their complaints and makes a mockery of them at the same time and it is called Safety Mode™️.

I don’t want to get off track again but I briefly want to mention the rise of antisemitism online that Democrats are pretending to be concerned about. Forget the fact that one of the most celebrated people in the country is a Black Nazi Democrat named Barack Hussein Obama. The rise in antisemitism online is two things: 1) Fake 2) Whatever actual antisemitism you may see, it is 90% FBI agents, 9.9% Blacks and Arabs, 0.1% Tiki Torch basement dwellers. What I’m saying is it’s not a real issue. However, even if it was a real issue, you know they aren’t serious about it because if you were really concerned about people tacking synagogues and Orthodox Jews, the main thing that you would want the most would be for those people to be speaking as freely as possible online so you can monitor the shit out of them. But, of course, just like the solution to ‘climate change’ is giving Democrats trillions of dollars to fuck the economy up the ass, the solution to the ‘rise of antisemitism online’ is to put Republicans in prison and bankrupt Elon Musk. Not exactly a subtle strategy.

Okay back to Safety Mode™️. Safety Mode™️ would require everyone to select their desired safety level *before* being able to view comments, or perhaps even articles. This would not be a burden to normal human beings, who do not have diseased and rotting personal characteristics, because you could just select Wild West Mode™️ at the top and it would take you right to the uncensored comments. But everyone else, all of the censorious douche nozzles, as it says in The Bible somewhere, would be without excuse.

The most stringent level of Safety Mode (D) would use AI to prevent you from seeing anyone who disagrees with your politics. It would prevent you from seeing anyone who has ever been banned or reported for any reason. It would prevent you from seeing even the most mild forms of harsh language. Basically, what you would see under each article is the comments that say “Great article!! Really enjoyed.” My original idea was to call this Vagina Mode (D)™️, but that wouldn’t work because obviously people who select Vagina Mode (D)™️ can’t be allowed to see the word “Vagina”, or “vagina” for that matter; and certainly not “VAGINA!!!”.

But you get the idea. There would basically be an unlimited *optional* censorship dashboard for Substack, and hopefully for all other websites. We could give the Global Engagement Center and the CIA and all of the Fact Checkers (D) free rein to censor and monitor whatever they want. It would be a great way for all of these filthy subhuman Maoist dickholes to get a small fraction of the Satanic creepiness out of their system. And then the rest of us could just click Wild West Mode™️ and live normal peaceful lives alongside the parasitic communist heathens.

Enjoy your weekend!!

PS Please keep an eye on the Free Press comments. I’m hoping to get lots of likes when I return so that they are maximally annoyed, and so I need your support.

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