Tariffied of Change

Corporate welfare explained and more!!

I just heard Chris Hayes once again advocating on behalf of the medical industry continuing to mass produce transexual children because of how much Chris loves and has deep warm loving affection for transexual children. As always, Chris used their Soviet slogan, which was designed for barking seals and simpletons, about how it is important to “Mind your own damn business!!” when the Chomo Dems are chomoing the kids. I’m not going anywhere with this I just like to keep bringing it up because you can never have too much evidence that Democrats are possessed by Satan (D).

I know it’s hard to tell from the picture, but, just like child enthusiast Chris Hayes, Apache Warrior Elizabeth Warren (D) is possessed by Satan (D). She recently explained to RFK that he needs to promise to stop suing pharmaceutical companies because they operate off of thin profit margins and also it’s a conflict of interest. This statement is noteworthy for at least two reasons. First of all, suggesting that RFK suing Pharma is an unacceptable conflict of interest, is one of the most retarded inversions of the truth in world history. You don’t need to know much at all about the DC revolving door and regulatory capture or corruption in general to understand that regulators being overly *hostile* to the entities they regulate when they leave office is decidedly *not* the problem. It’s the exact opposite of the problem. This is like telling your girlfriend that, in the event of a breakup, you are worried she’s going to start being very rude to all of the ‘guy friends’ in her phone and so you demand that she promises right now, under oath, to have sex with all of them. Genius!!

Secondly, the part about pharma companies having thin profit margins really exposes Senator Heap Big Communism as the filthy godforsaken dipshit that she is. The blended net profit margin of the S&P 500 hovers around 11-12%. None of companies Democrats rail against have ever made insane profits. But this hasn’t stopped Senator Beaver Pelts from screaming at us nonstop about how the Corporate Fat Cat Billionaires are robbing us blind with their rapacious and unethical 9.2% profiteering schemes that violate our human rights by 7.2% since it should only be 2.0%!!!! Why did she feel comfortable basing her entire life on a lie and then telling us she knows it’s a lie when it suits her agenda? Satan, that’s why. Democrats are possessed by Satan (D).

So this brings us to corporate welfare. Pharma is a great example of what *real* corporate welfare is. Democrats pretend that tax cuts are welfare for corporations; another truth inversion. The real welfare that government provides for corporations is artificial demand. Forcing everyone to inject poison, and then having the government pay for it, is the purest form of artificial demand. But there are other forms. The most common form of corporate welfare by far is welfare for women and children and families and communities and etc etc. How is that corporate welfare? Well when you give $2 trillion per year to sympathetic figures like poor people and women and babies what do you think they do with the money? Invest it? Put it in a savings account? Purchase baseball cards? No. They give the money directly to fucking Walmart and McDonalds and Proctor & Gamble and Target and fill in your own favorite publicly traded company. Even if they use the money to buy drugs they still have to first buy consumer products from publicly traded companies which they then sell for cash to buy drugs. It’s amazing what happens to the price of chicken when you give everyone money to buy chicken and then also import 15 million additional chicken-eaters. Congratulations Tyson Foods, ticker symbol TSN. And then also there’s the obvious scam where Democrats are tough on the evil Fat Cat Billionaires by dumping trillions of dollars into their pockets and threatening to raise taxes. Ohh nooo!!! You mean you’re going to give me $2 billion and then take back 40% of it?? What a terrible deal. So you’re really only giving me $1.2 billion for free? Oh no please not that!!

Moving on to tariffs. It is first important to understand that going to another country and doing a bunch of shit that is totally illegal in the United States, and then putting a container ship in between the crimes and the end customer, is not free trade; it’s organized crime. It’s also not ‘free’ or even ‘less expensive’ because do you know what is more expensive than paying slightly more for electronics and shoes? Having a World War with China. Those world wars tend to get a bit pricey. Just sayin’. Not to mention that it’s just generally a bad plan to give Chinese Communists full custody of your supply chain, whether or not you end up launching nukes at each other.

You may have noticed that the anti-tariff people are oddly zealous hysterical and maniacal. That’s a bit odd isn’t it? That’s because of a principle I will call The TUAT Principle™️. TUAT is an acronym for Tariffs Ukraine Abortions Transexuals. These are all issues where arguments are being made by obviously deranged crackpot lunatics whose crackpot lunacy is directly proportional to the severity of the crimes being committed. We have sales tariffs. We have property tariffs. We tariff Americans when they hire other Americans to build things in America. We tariff parents who want to give money to their own goddam children. We tariff every single fucking transaction and activity you can possibly think of. The only transaction that you aren’t allowed to tariff according to the anti-tariff psychopaths, is when you’re buying things from foreigners. Weird isn’t it? It’s almost like there’s a pattern where people who are evil sacks of shit create systems that preferentially benefit foreigners.

Not to go off on a tangent but I remember sending an email after listening to a “conservative” podcast where they were discussing how it’s silly to require government projects to ‘Buy American’ because it’s more expensive and thus wasteful government spending. I emailed them and said

“Hey have you guys ever heard of taxes?? Yeah so when you buy the steel in America the government taxes the company they bought the steel from and then taxes all of their employees and taxes everything the employees buy with their income and if you follow all of the money the government sent to the steel company for long enough it actually all goes back to the government which means that when the government buys American steel it is *literally free*. But I guess you’d rather fund the government of Communist China. Sounds pretty conservative!!”

They did not respond.

The bottom line is that we tariff absolutely everything all of the time. So if you are ready to negotiate between 35% and 39.6% tariffs on Americans employing Americans, but you take a maniacal zero-tolerance position on tariffs on specific transactions with specific foreigners, I question your loyalty and all of your other positions should be viewed with deep skepticism.

Cheers!!