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Feb 27, 2022Liked by Kevin Durant?

I was going to go over to Ukraine and help them fight for their survival, but I can't travel there because I'm not vaxxed.

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Feb 28, 2022Liked by Kevin Durant?

I'm afraid you're going to start giving people ideas. I think they already have enough bad ideas.

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Feb 28, 2022·edited Feb 28, 2022Liked by Kevin Durant?

"Have you ever tried to take a dump at 30,000 feet in a sombrero?"

Taking dumps in sombreros, that's beyond cultural appropriation. That must be cultural denigration. And in front off all those other passengers. At least use a bucket, man.

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This all makes me want to buy tequila instead of vodka. Plus, senor sounds nicer than comrade. Ahh, fuck it. I'll just keep buying bourbon. Problem solved. Whew.....

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