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Rascal Nick Of's avatar

I was going to go over to Ukraine and help them fight for their survival, but I can't travel there because I'm not vaxxed.

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Kevin Durant?'s avatar

Plus there’s a sombrero shortage so you can’t leave the house. Need that Defense Production Act tbh

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Rascal Nick Of's avatar

I'll have my wife make me a sombrero so I can go to Walgreens to buy a mask so I can go to the hospital and get a vaccine, so I can be a slave to the Neo-Fascist Technocratic Eugenicist Oligarchy. Voila! Freedom!

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ruralbob's avatar

I'm afraid you're going to start giving people ideas. I think they already have enough bad ideas.

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Mads Lindstrøm's avatar

"Have you ever tried to take a dump at 30,000 feet in a sombrero?"

Taking dumps in sombreros, that's beyond cultural appropriation. That must be cultural denigration. And in front off all those other passengers. At least use a bucket, man.

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Kevin Durant?'s avatar

I can see my mediocre communications skills have created some graphic imagery here.

😂😂

*while wearing a sombrero

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Masa Jones's avatar

This all makes me want to buy tequila instead of vodka. Plus, senor sounds nicer than comrade. Ahh, fuck it. I'll just keep buying bourbon. Problem solved. Whew.....

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