I'll have my wife make me a sombrero so I can go to Walgreens to buy a mask so I can go to the hospital and get a vaccine, so I can be a slave to the Neo-Fascist Technocratic Eugenicist Oligarchy. Voila! Freedom!
"Have you ever tried to take a dump at 30,000 feet in a sombrero?"
Taking dumps in sombreros, that's beyond cultural appropriation. That must be cultural denigration. And in front off all those other passengers. At least use a bucket, man.
This all makes me want to buy tequila instead of vodka. Plus, senor sounds nicer than comrade. Ahh, fuck it. I'll just keep buying bourbon. Problem solved. Whew.....
I was going to go over to Ukraine and help them fight for their survival, but I can't travel there because I'm not vaxxed.
Plus there’s a sombrero shortage so you can’t leave the house. Need that Defense Production Act tbh
I'll have my wife make me a sombrero so I can go to Walgreens to buy a mask so I can go to the hospital and get a vaccine, so I can be a slave to the Neo-Fascist Technocratic Eugenicist Oligarchy. Voila! Freedom!
I'm afraid you're going to start giving people ideas. I think they already have enough bad ideas.
"Have you ever tried to take a dump at 30,000 feet in a sombrero?"
Taking dumps in sombreros, that's beyond cultural appropriation. That must be cultural denigration. And in front off all those other passengers. At least use a bucket, man.
I can see my mediocre communications skills have created some graphic imagery here.
😂😂
*while wearing a sombrero
This all makes me want to buy tequila instead of vodka. Plus, senor sounds nicer than comrade. Ahh, fuck it. I'll just keep buying bourbon. Problem solved. Whew.....