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Guttermouth's avatar

Also this post was low effort bullshit and your only one in like a month and I want my $80 back.

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Kevin Durant?'s avatar

Joke’s on you because your $80 is only worth $4 now.

💃🏻💃🏻💃🏻

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Guttermouth's avatar

Not in Venezuela, smart guy.

You know how much fucking gas $80 will buy in Venezuela?

I'm gonna look it up real quick. Don't you dare move so I can finish embarrassing you.

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Kevin Durant?'s avatar

“Gas is so cheap here in Venezuela I love it hahaha I showed Kevin!!!”

*chomps bite of golden retriever drumstick

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Guttermouth's avatar

Lol we ate those like two years ago.

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Kevin Durant?'s avatar

🐶🍽

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ruralbob's avatar

The Durant Foolproof Test

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Guttermouth's avatar

What if, and hear me out here, I don't give a fuck what Putin is doing because I'm not an elite with dirty laundry hidden somewhere in the Ukraine like half of the western hemisphere, and I don't want to go fucking broke and homeless?

What if patriotism has nothing to do with how much you hate Russia because this isn't 1985?

Oh, and what about Taiwan?

I hope Putin's troops find Epstein's entire porno collection under all the beds in the nonexistent bioweapon labs and sends it all to Wikileaks in time for November. I'd buy him a borscht.

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Masa Jones's avatar

cohen looks like he'd like to stick his pump in a putin. No Kevin not your vanity named anus ;-)

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