The Durant Test
Which Republicans can we trust?
Representative Steve Cohen (D) recently said
“Whenever Americans are filling up their tanks, they should think that these higher prices are a way to ‘Stick it to Putin at the Pump.’”
I took his advice and you know what I really do feel like I have been sticking it to Putin at the gas station. Sticking it right to him!!
(Note: my butthole is named ‘Putin’)
Obligatory joke out of the way, I just wanted to pass along my idea for weeding out crappy Republicans. Call it the ‘Durant Test’ maybe? I’m open to ideas for other names. It is as follows:
If a Republican doesn’t hate Democrats then that’s fine, although it is cause for tremendous suspicion. However, if Democrats don’t hate a particular Republican, then get the fuck out of here bro, you’re a collaborator.
Been busy. Will try to crank out some more substantive smut soon.