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The Durant Test

Which Republicans can we trust?

Kevin Durant?
Mar 10
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Representative Steve Cohen (D) recently said

“Whenever Americans are filling up their tanks, they should think that these higher prices are a way to ‘Stick it to Putin at the Pump.’”

I took his advice and you know what I really do feel like I have been sticking it to Putin at the gas station. Sticking it right to him!!

(Note: my butthole is named ‘Putin’)

Obligatory joke out of the way, I just wanted to pass along my idea for weeding out crappy Republicans. Call it the ‘Durant Test’ maybe? I’m open to ideas for other names. It is as follows:

If a Republican doesn’t hate Democrats then that’s fine, although it is cause for tremendous suspicion. However, if Democrats don’t hate a particular Republican, then get the fuck out of here bro, you’re a collaborator.

Been busy. Will try to crank out some more substantive smut soon.

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Guttermouth
Writes The Gutter Mar 10Liked by Kevin Durant?

Also this post was low effort bullshit and your only one in like a month and I want my $80 back.

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ruralbob
Mar 10Liked by Kevin Durant?

The Durant Foolproof Test

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