I’ve recently stopped reading as much on Substack because I find it puts me in a worrying place, which is what “they” want. I’m glad I read this though because it made me laugh. Thank you. :)
This was quite funny, even by your standards. And I don't know your real name but I'm going to call you Don Lemon because of your bizarre obsession with penises and horse medicine. Wash your hands.
I’ve recently stopped reading as much on Substack because I find it puts me in a worrying place, which is what “they” want. I’m glad I read this though because it made me laugh. Thank you. :)
Fucking genius.
The 5th paragraph details why my stress levels have been turned up to 11 lately. And I'm totally stealing Jiao Bideng!
All I can say is I'm glad I started my tomatoes last week.
This was quite funny, even by your standards. And I don't know your real name but I'm going to call you Don Lemon because of your bizarre obsession with penises and horse medicine. Wash your hands.