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Steve G's avatar

Damn son! It’s like trying to drink from a fire hose! Keep up the good work.

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Danimal28's avatar

Coffee spit! Exactly.

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Larz's avatar

“My IQ is 95 and I trust The Science”

That pretty much sums up this pinch hitter. Long live Kevin Unchained

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Unwoke in Idaho's avatar

I was shocked at the 95. I figured in the 80s but an Ivy League legacy.

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Chana Goanna's avatar

I probably shouldn’t have laughed as hard as I did over the phrase “galloping towards me like a horse with Down syndrome.”

KD?, I’m so glad you’re doing this Substack and I hope Bari and Nellie lose a significant portion of subscribers to it. They deserve it for banning you. I’m stunned that they have never once addressed the deleting of comments and now banning—even though the comments section is full of people angrily demanding to know what’s up.

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Kevin Durant?'s avatar

It’s only a one month ban. I posted the notification I got in a previous newsletter. But I love the #FreeKevin movement 😂😂

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Chana Goanna's avatar

A one-month ban is still outrageous.

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Chilblain Edward Olmos's avatar

The only thing that could even possibly warrant such a ban would be being harassingly abusive to another commenter which is an act FREE KEVIN has never committed. That’s Comprof2.0’s , excuse me COMPOST#2’s gig. What was I thinking?

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PH's avatar

There should be NO banning of anyone for comments, unless it is a death threat that seems real. What is this, kindergarten? Kevin, you’ve been a bad boy. Go stand in the corner until you are ready to say you are sorry to little Suzie. (Insert eye roll here)

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Beeswax's avatar

Agreed. It shouldn't have happened at all.

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Litr8r's avatar

They're hoping that after a month he'll move on. A month is a long time and a very boring amount of time to wait. Unless you're KD, and have your own stellar, unchained substack!

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Garrett Phillips's avatar

Shirley you know a permanent ban is only a matter of time.

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Litr8r's avatar

I suspect the huge-wallet overlords who are now sponsoring TFP put the kibosh on the pub continuing to contain free speech and non-party-line articles.

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Juju's avatar

I don’t even read it anymore. I scroll past it on my feed. It’s not truthful enough anymore

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An independent observer's avatar

TFP must be masochistic because many subscribers pay only to read the comments, and Bari goes ahead and bans the funniest commenter. Mass migration from TFP is coming.

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Kevin Durant?'s avatar

Commenters seeking a better life!!!

😂😂😂

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YM's avatar

"Asylum seekers" is what we're called now

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Michelle Lobdell's avatar

I was ahead of the curve, as usual. Cancelled my subscription to TFP 7 months ago. The commie vibes really disturbed the Force. I have missed your acerbic wit, Kevin. Nice to hear from you. You are the reason I abstain from coffee while reading.

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Kristine's avatar

OMG, thanks for the laughs Kevin. So much better than TGIF. You've been sorely missed which is mentioned in the comments every day.

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Unwoke in Idaho's avatar

Worth the wait Kevin.

If the FP were smart, they’d hire you not ban you

PS. Is that a photo of Nellie.?

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Kevin Durant?'s avatar

Yeah that’s her. I made myself laugh with “SUCK IT CONSERVOS!!!”

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publius_x's avatar

As they say, behind every successful lesbian is another lesbian.

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Running Burning Man's avatar

It even better than the Bari pic from your last episode.

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Running Burning Man's avatar

Unwoke - since I am Banned in Boston and LA and wherever queer commies live and thus can't now comment on TFP until after my subscription runs out, perhaps you can post a comment at today's TFP citing Kevin's post here. Could drive TFP commenters here!

Now you might get banned there, but I see lots of folks citing their own sub stacks there ... Just sayin'!

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Unwoke in Idaho's avatar

And I’m curious. Can you still read the FP and comments without a subscription?

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Running Burning Man's avatar

My TFP sub is still active. Ends in about a week or so. My ban ends after that. I doubt I will be able to read much or any comments without paying the tithe. I'm not crawling back. If KD? keeps writing I'd def pay to support and get the best part of TFP from him!

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Juju's avatar

You can read it most of the time, but you can’t comment unless subscribed. As is my experience… I will never subscribe now. I almost did and then one day the time changed and the truth became murky. I slowly slid my wallet back into my pocket and backed away.

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Juju's avatar

Tone* not time

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Unwoke in Idaho's avatar

Ok

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Litr8r's avatar

You're so right, Unwoke!

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bernie davis's avatar

VP Kamala Harris supports the Muslim invasion of America

Her daughter support stopping Jews from defending against a MUSLIM INVASION of Israel.

the VP supports MUSLIMS KILLING over 80,000 BLACKS in Nigeria.

KH supports MUSLIMS KILLING over 45,000 BLACK CHRISTIANS in Nigeria.

KH supports 20 MUSLIM countries at WAR against ISRAEL, since1948. [Afghanistan, Algeria,Bangladesh,Brunei, Comoros, Djibouti, Indonesia, Iran, Iraq, Kuwait, Lebanon, Libya, Malaysia, Niger, Oman, Pakistan, Qatar, Saudi Arabia, Syria, Yeman.]

KH supports 29 MUSLIM countries KILLING and PERSECUTING CHRISTIANS. [Afghanistan Algeria, Azerbaijan,Bangladesh, Brunei, Comoros, Djibouti, Eritrea, Indonesia, Iran, Iraq, Kuwait, Lebanon, Libya, Malaysia, Mali, Morocco, Niger, Nigeria, Oman, Pakistan, Qatar, Saudi Arabia, Somalia, Sudan, Syria, Turkmenistan, Uzbekistan, Yeman]

KH supports MUSLIM Countries continuing SLAVERY of BLACKS. [Saudi Arabia 740,000 Slaves; Iraq 221000 Slaves; Yemen 180,000 Slaves; Syria 153,000; UAE 132,000 Jordan 102,000; Kuwait 55,000 ; Lebanon 52,000; Oman 33,000; Qatar 20,000]

KH supports the MUSLIM INVASION of CHRISTIAN ARMENIA causing over 30,000 CHRISTIAN DEATHS and injuries along with the DISPLACEMENT of over 120,000 CHRISTIANS.

KH supports the kidnapping, rape of Christian girls,forced conversion to Islamic religion, and forced marriage to PEDOPHILE MUSLIM men in Pakistan.

By her Silence Kamala Harris is COMPLICIT, in the MUSLIM KILLING, of BLACKS, CHRISTIANS, JEWS and SUPPORT the MUSLIM INVASION of America.

Call me a conspiracy nut

Or call Kamala Harris a Muslim enemy combatant invading America.

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Sarah NoEbola's avatar

This is exponentially better than TFP. Thank you so much! (I’m a long-time lurker there, back from the Common Sense days.)

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Matt L.'s avatar

That “Kim Jong reverse dunk from the free low line” quip was golden, and laugh out loud, KD. You’re a good man and someone I’d like to have a beer with. Matt Labash, not so much! The English pronounce it ‘police’, but to the Scottish it’s the ‘pole-less’… Keep ‘em’ coming you funny f*ck

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BikerChick's avatar

Matt used to be funny…now he’s just angry.

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Bruce Miller's avatar

Matt who?

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BikerChick's avatar

LaBash.

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Chilblain Edward Olmos's avatar

Was he though? Can’t say I ever thought so. What sad, sad, sad projectionist. He should get a gig at an AMC theater. After it goes out of business.

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Running Burning Man's avatar

I think Labash transitioned. To unfunny if not more stuff.

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DMang's avatar

Ladouche

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Michael Brannon's avatar

A+, Kevin. Normally there’d be deductions for tardiness in completing the assignment, but golfing is an acceptable excuse.

And you get extra points for the use of “alchemical.”

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Davey J's avatar

This Substack rules and I am willing to pay for it

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Becky Scott's avatar

MLabash was pretty unfunny…it didn’t leave you much to work with, so I was especially thankful for your talent manifested in this post.

I don’t think you should ever go back to their comment section, but we should #whatwouldkdsay at the end of our own comments …and you just keep this page going.

LOL’d @red sperm and commie ideas invented in libraries!

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YM's avatar

I needed this after reading last Friday's infuriating TGIF. It's very cathartic.

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Litr8r's avatar

Exactly, YM! Thank God for KD!

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Clarity Seeker's avatar

Have you noticed how the word "marxist" seems to have been rabbitholed? Angela Davis is now viewed as a red blooded American patriot.

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Kevin Durant?'s avatar

Didn’t she commit an act of terrorism or something? Total scumbag for sure

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mezzrow's avatar

Heh. Keep chopping wood, Kevin.

When they make it this easy, they don't deserve a break.

"...we return your contempt with this backhand to the base line. Now go crying to your mommy about that mean mean man."

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Courtney's avatar

I agree re the jd Vance smears it’s very strange and also DID YOU HEAR ABOUT RFK’S BEAR CUB SCANDAL they are trying to work all the angles 🫠

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Chilblain Edward Olmos's avatar

Yeah, WTF?

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MDM 2.0's avatar

strangely enough, only the third worst dead body in a car story about the Kennedys

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