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This was finally worth my $80. I finally don't regret quitting heroin.

Also: in the category of "obvious shit no one ever says to respond to stupid arguments"- OK, asshole, you've forced everyone to buy EVs somehow. They all go to plug them in.

WHAT GENERATES THE FUCKING POWER FOR THE CHARGING STATIONS? Fairy dust? Ohhhh, sorry, I forgot, wind and solar and AOC's cute little kitty farts. Really? For the whole country's EVs? The whole country's vehicles which until now weren't a drain on the power grid?

Hey, where the fuck did my Internet connection go?

EVs are an expensive virtue signal that accomplishes the same thing as buying a Ferrari except for progressives. They save fucking nothing. The massive infrastructure needed to run a country on them with current technology USES A SHITLOAD OF FOSSIL FUELS IN ITS MANUFACTURE AND ISN'T RECYCLABLE OR NET POSITIVE OVER ITS LIFETIME.

None of this shit is anywhere close to the technology that the Star Trek socialist utopia fetishists think it is, and the cynical energy lobby fucking knows this, because this has nothing to do with climate change.

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Your words about fireproof gorillas with erections caused me to remember playing Doom back in the 90's but graphically editing in huge, erect penises onto the pink Bullpigs that were trying to kill the nameless hero with glowing, cheat-code eyes. IDDQD FTW.

In other worthless news, you show a picture of a girl playing oboe through a stupid, paper mask. I was asked to play oboe through a stupider cloth mask at a community orchestra full of elderly leftists in NY and conveniently just never do. Reeds are expensive, especially if you make them yourself while being paid a lot as a government sinecurist, which I won't apologize for. You're welcome, citizens of New York, who are mostly not citizens of the US.

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Mar 16, 2022Liked by Kevin Durant?

OMFG, "fireproof gorillas running around with erections" That is GOLD right there.......OK, I'm goin' back to watchin' the Three Stooges Marathon.

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Mar 14, 2022Liked by Kevin Durant?

Nothing to argue with here.

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GIZZ == Jizz?

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