Sickle Down Economics
Utopia is coming, but there’s a bit of a waiting list
I just heard Erick Erickson talking about how all of the people with questions about the labs in Ukraine are pro-Putin and they hate America. Please think about that for a second. The NIH has a sprawling archipelago of biomedical death traps. One of them just killed 6 million people and they lied about it. So now, 12 seconds later, another “okay I guess we’re doing that too” laboratory surfaces and now YOU hate America if you question the people operating it……..who just killed 6 million people and lied about it.
First of all, if you believe anything these agency dickwads are saying at this point you’re just a credulous rube and you shouldn’t be allowed to vote. Secondly, if you think that the NIH is “America” you should be deported and/or castrated. How about we cut your balls off and then you also have to leave? Please think how bastardized your understanding of America would have to be in order to think that a dangerous and corrupt unelected bureaucracy, which apparently has global ambitions, is “America”. That’s literally the opposite of America, Erick. You fucking jackass.
Anyways, everyone who has questions is pro-Putin now and almost without exception the person being accused is not actually pro-Putin. Invariably they are just explaining that Putin is a venomous snake and they are then going on to explain to you how venomous snakes work.
Now I wish I had photoshopping skills so I could make a meme of Trump as a snake charmer in a giant turban with Putin as the snake. And then I’d make another one where the snake charmer has a mask with a hole in it so he can play the flute thingy and have it say “Safety First” with a venomous cobra ready to pounce.
So back to Biden talking about trickle down economics. One of the reasons I hate Republicans is that I have had to hear about trickle down economics my entire life without a single one of these ding dongs making the correct counter argument. You can go ahead and grant Democrats that capitalism is trickle down even though it isn’t. It doesn’t matter. What is your plan, Jolodymyr Bydensky?? Oh your plan is to have the government seize assets and then literally trickle it down to people? Huh. Weird. That’s an interesting plan for someone who is really really opposed to the concept of trickling, you demented, child molesting nutsack.
Can we just ask someone who has had a job and who has also been on government benefits which one is more of a trickle? If being employed is a trickle then government benefits are the single drop of water that evaporates before it hits Nancy Pelosi’s tongue when she is burning in the part of hell that has fireproof gorillas running around with erections which they are ready and willing to use.
I’ve already said this but I’ll say it again; this isn’t really about Joe Biden. Joe Biden is just a Trojan Horse for communism. Except he’s not even really a Trojan Horse because apparently that horse was an appealing and somewhat sophisticated con. Joe Biden is not that. He is retarded. It would be a better comparison if the Trojans had used a group of low-end prostitutes, in bad health, with multiple STDs, and defective condoms to infiltrate the city. Maybe the guy at the city gates was drunk (American voters) and so he let them in and now everyone in the city has syphilis and is dying.
It’s funny because then we would call it the Trojan Whores which is almost phonetically identical to Trojan Horse. That’s why I recommend pronouncing ‘Whores’ as ‘hoooors’ as I do, so you can distinguish between the two.
The analogy keeps getting better because Trojan is a brand of condoms and Democrat policies are absolutely the defective busted condoms of the policy universe. Their policies start out reasonable sounding enough if you’re not thinking clearly. But then the policies are put into practice and now there’s loads of gizz everywhere and people are lined up at the clinic with a hint of fear in their eyes.
So let’s talk about the waiting list for utopia. Biden is going fix this with Green Energy. Oh good. I’m relieved. Electric cars. Smart. The Republican argument against this is that Teslas are expensive, which is a stupid argument.
There are 280 million cars in America. Teslas could be FREE and replacing even 150 million of this fleet would require a waiting list of 75 years with current EV production. How long do you think poor, middle, and even upper-middle income people can hang on with $6 gas and $12 cereal? Probably for 75 years ya think? Ironically, there is a ‘trickle charge’ option if you have a Tesla.
And by the way, ya dickheads, after 18 consecutive months of every single pussy with a vagina yelling at me about how Trump needs to use the Defense Production Act, where are you now, assholes? Hmmm? Where’d you go? Unlike the sniffles, this is an ACTUAL defense situation. And oil, as opposed to ventilators, which I think Trump, under unrelenting cervical pressure from the media, ended up sourcing out to some shuttered dildo factories in North Carolina, is something we can actually produce. We can produce oil easily, unlike ventilators and swabs. But then it turns out ventilators kill you and Cuomo’s death penalty should be performed via a shipping container of unused ventilators being dropped on him….but I digress.
So if electric cars were free we’d still be screwed. And if we multiplied EV production 10x overnight it would still take 8 years and we’d still be screwed because we don’t have the raw materials. Hey maybe we can harvest the metal fillings from the teeth of conservatives and make batteries out of that…..