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Putin knocked me up in the bathroom at prom and refused to pay for the abortion because something something anti-missile systems, Poland, so I legally named the kid Polish Anti-Missile System Lastname and abandoned her in front of an orphanage in Moscow.

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Apr 14, 2022Liked by Kevin Durant?

God you are funny

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Apr 14, 2022Liked by Kevin Durant?

Don't forget Putin's Plagiarism, which has victimized multiple politicians' democracy on both sides of the aisle.

....wait a second, is this Putin's Post? Am I being victimized right now?? Damnit!

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Why is your newsletter 79.99/month?

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Putin’s Patronizing of the Presidential Progeny’s Prolific Paintings. Who else is buying Hunter’s art?

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