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Guttermouth's avatar

Putin knocked me up in the bathroom at prom and refused to pay for the abortion because something something anti-missile systems, Poland, so I legally named the kid Polish Anti-Missile System Lastname and abandoned her in front of an orphanage in Moscow.

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Kevin Durant?'s avatar

Putin’s Prom Progeny?

💃🏻💃🏻

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Guttermouth's avatar

Putin's Putative Paternity

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Kevin Durant?'s avatar

Putin’s Polish Paternity Predicament

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Guttermouth's avatar

Putin's Predatory Pregnancy Product

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Brothermouth's avatar

Putin's Persnickity Pediatric Problem

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Guttermouth's avatar

The important thing is that you participated.

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Kevin Durant?'s avatar

This reminds me of Biden groping a teenager for the 11,000th time earlier this week.

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Jen's avatar

God you are funny

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Kevin Durant?'s avatar

🤪🤪😎😎🥳🥳🙌🙌

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Rusty Shackleford's avatar

Don't forget Putin's Plagiarism, which has victimized multiple politicians' democracy on both sides of the aisle.

....wait a second, is this Putin's Post? Am I being victimized right now?? Damnit!

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Kevin Durant?'s avatar

And Putin’s Pigeon Poop, which attacked Biden during his last speech!!

(google it)

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Rusty Shackleford's avatar

Can we add Putin's Pup Puncture? Major dropped Putin's Pain on those secret service agents!

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Kevin Durant?'s avatar

And Putin’s Parmesan Powder Pipe, which seduced innocent harmless Hunter without evidence.

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Naomi's avatar

Why is your newsletter 79.99/month?

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Cornelius's avatar

Putin’s Patronizing of the Presidential Progeny’s Prolific Paintings. Who else is buying Hunter’s art?

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