Putin knocked me up in the bathroom at prom and refused to pay for the abortion because something something anti-missile systems, Poland, so I legally named the kid Polish Anti-Missile System Lastname and abandoned her in front of an orphanage in Moscow.
Putin knocked me up in the bathroom at prom and refused to pay for the abortion because something something anti-missile systems, Poland, so I legally named the kid Polish Anti-Missile System Lastname and abandoned her in front of an orphanage in Moscow.
Putin’s Prom Progeny?
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Putin's Putative Paternity
Putin’s Polish Paternity Predicament
Putin's Predatory Pregnancy Product
Putin's Persnickity Pediatric Problem
The important thing is that you participated.
This reminds me of Biden groping a teenager for the 11,000th time earlier this week.
God you are funny
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Don't forget Putin's Plagiarism, which has victimized multiple politicians' democracy on both sides of the aisle.
....wait a second, is this Putin's Post? Am I being victimized right now?? Damnit!
And Putin’s Pigeon Poop, which attacked Biden during his last speech!!
(google it)
Can we add Putin's Pup Puncture? Major dropped Putin's Pain on those secret service agents!
And Putin’s Parmesan Powder Pipe, which seduced innocent harmless Hunter without evidence.
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Putin’s Patronizing of the Presidential Progeny’s Prolific Paintings. Who else is buying Hunter’s art?