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Guttermouth's avatar

Putin knocked me up in the bathroom at prom and refused to pay for the abortion because something something anti-missile systems, Poland, so I legally named the kid Polish Anti-Missile System Lastname and abandoned her in front of an orphanage in Moscow.

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God you are funny

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