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Kevin Durant?'s avatar

UPDATE: Fortunatery, the state of Martial Raw in Korea has now been rifted.

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DMang's avatar

Just think…Joe Biden and Kamala would have read that verbatim off a teleprompter.

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Notes from the Under Dog L.'s avatar

I lived in S. Korea...it would be 'rifted-uh' !

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Margaret G's avatar

Hey Kevin! I grew up in a 4-bedroom house with one bathroom in England in the 1960s-70s! There were 5 of us. We had to carefully schedule around my dad's weekly bath, which lasted about 2 hours every Sunday afternoon. Btw, this was in Yorkshire - cue the famous Monty Python 4 Yorkshiremen skit, where they all try to outdo each other in how poor they were growing up - https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ue7wM0QC5LE

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Chana Goanna's avatar

My mom grew up in 3BR 1 BA house with nine siblings and assorted cousins who lived there off and on. I can’t even imagine the mayhem.

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ruralbob's avatar

That house looks a bit like the one I grew up in (ca. mid-60s). It had 3 bedrooms and one bath until my dad built a shower in the basement. I guess that made it 1-1/3 baths - no sink, no tub, but a shower and sort of toilet (for #1) since I was told it was okay to pee in the shower.

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Kevin Durant?'s avatar

Yeah but 4 bed 1 bath seemed a bit off to me. Oh well. At least I got to make the fun joke about the toilet in the front yard.

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JD Free's avatar

I like how you blacked out but didn’t black out the details.

https://www.zillow.com/homedetails/706-W-Carolina-Way-Spokane-WA-99208/23545408_zpid/

It's actually only ~1200 sqft finished on the main floor with 3 bedrooms and one bathroom, but they sorta furnished the unfinished basement and claimed a fourth bedroom out of it. Of course they didn't makeshift together a bathroom down there, but maybe you could install a bucket?

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Kevin Durant?'s avatar

Wait black out what details?? I blacked out the address and realtor. I couldn’t black out the 4 bed 1 bath part obv. That was the joke.

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JD Free's avatar

The address and realtor are quite readable in the image.

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Kevin Durant?'s avatar

OKAY I FIXED IT ARE YOU HAPPY NOW???

😂😂

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JD Free's avatar

I just thought it was a joke; you were pretending to censor something that didn't need censoring. Maybe we have different brightness settings but for me it didn't take any zooming or squinting.

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Kevin Durant?'s avatar

Oh if you zoom in yeah lol.

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DMang's avatar

One master bathroom. The rest of you are on your own.

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Bruce Miller's avatar

Yeah Kev. And Alger Hiss wasn't a commie and the Rosenberg's didn't really steal atomic secrets and give them to Stalin.

How can you tell a leftie is lying?

Oh and last month was a big Horiday in China. Erection Day!!!! Ding, ding, ding, ding.....

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Kevin Durant?'s avatar

The neocons are quite open about how they are a movement started by “reformed” Trotskyites. They popularized the pejorative ‘isolationism’ for the same reason race pimp communists popularized ‘racism’.

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Bruce Miller's avatar

Kristol klear. Pere et fil.

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Chana Goanna's avatar

Trotsky was a brilliant guy. Too bad he was a dicksucking commie.

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JJoshua's avatar

This was a funny write. Thank you. What a society we live in today.

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Danimal28's avatar

Coffee spit... er... whiskey spit since it is night time.

I had an American of Chinese Descent physics prof talking refrection and refraction... Dr. Gu. Good anti-commie, but the tongue roll... he just couldn't get over it. He hated his former government and candidly discussed it. Great guy. Loved America, unlike half of our 'citizens'.

Great piece, KD.

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Chris's avatar

As a follow up on your Asian "martial raw" joke, a rental property in the Soviet of WA is only "interesting" in the same manner as the backhanded Chinese compliment "may you live in interesting times".

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JJoshua's avatar

Soviet of WA 🤣

Here in Massachusetts we call the city-

People's Republic of Cambridge.

You will never find a more wretched hive of scum, villainy, and communists.

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Chris's avatar

I think that area of MA is pretty wretched - took the daughter to the Emily Dickinson museum in Amherst last summer; For such a lily white area, the virtue-signaling with Build Large Mansions and rainbow flags was strong!

At least I was able to return the favor with my Trump 2024 hat!

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JJoshua's avatar

MA is as blue as they come

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John Duffner's avatar

I think it's telling that there's a communist-themed bar on Mass Ave called the People's Republic, but even in the reddest of red areas you would never find, say, the Third Reich Bierhall. Leftists attack others for having 'privilege' while they are just about the most privileged people in the world.

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Timothy G McKenna's avatar

I got your title - i thought that perhaps you had been out late last night "lawdogging" it.

What's DARVO?

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Kevin Durant?'s avatar

Deny Attack Reverse Victim and Offender.

All Communists (D) are sociopathic Cluster B narcissistic abusers and this is a common tactic that abusers use. It basically means that they are the “offender” doing something fucked up and when you point it out and express reasonable concerns they respond by accusing you of shit.

Unless you’ve been very lucky in relationships you’ve run into at least one woman who does this.

Political Example:

VICTIM: “The border is wide open and they are raping and killing women and swamping our schools and hospitals and it’s not great.”

OFFENDER: “Why are you being a xenophobic racist nationalist???”

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YM's avatar

Martial Raw was my favorite late-90's cop show.

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Lulu's avatar

Is Kim Jong Un ugly or what 🤢

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Matt Something's avatar

Soviet WA needs to regulate your shits. Only 1 bathroom born per household!

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Notes from the Under Dog L.'s avatar

Very interesting. I need to look further into this story about the S.Korean president. What is it with denouncing their presidents? It's like they're constantly tossing them while upstairs, one of the most evil despots on the planet has everyone in a holding pen.

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