Martial Raw

Korean President is a debunked MAGA conspiracy extremist!!

🚨EMERGENCY UPDATE🚨:

I found this really cool picture of the Korean President guy……..

Get it? I said “Martial Raw” instead of “Martial Law” because it’s an Asian country. I have other jokes too!!! 🤓🤓

Okay so the President of South Korea (lives below the guy pictured above) has declared Martial Law because he wants to root out communists who have infiltrated the government. Strap on your pink dildos and prepare for every Democrat butthole in the country to splatter “McCarthyism!!” in your face, ten times a day, for however long this lasts.

For those of you who don’t know what McCarthyism is, it’s a word that ends in -ism, and, just like racism, sexism, and isolationism, it was invented by crackpot communist dicksuckers so that they could DARVO you into silence while they are doing communism and trying to molest kids.

With that in mind, I was watching the CIA entertainment channel called ‘CNN’ and one of the godforsaken poop stains who works for them said “…….and the President has apparently become increasingly paranoid to the point where he’s willing to take extreme measures.”

(NOTE: If you’re trying to make sense of how the US news outlets that spread communist propaganda are also controlled by the CIA, please take a peak at the people who created the CIA precursor OSS. It’s people like Herbert Marcuse, so…….yeah. And if you wonder why a country that is controlled by the CIA is not really all that communist yet, but gradually heading that way, look up ‘Fabian Socialist’.)

Bottom line is that the narrative forming is that the Korean president is “paranoid” and “extreme” (and whatever other gay and retarded linguistic ploys they role out) because he thinks communists have infiltrated his government. South Korea is sandwiched between two of the most communist places in the history of communism………but let’s not be crazy. They would never try to infiltrate anything. That’s a debunked MAGA extremist horse medicine conspiracy climate denier isolationist hoax white populism nationalism hoax with no evidence data-driven science!!!

In closing, I was looking to purchase a rental property approximately ten mother bleeping years ago and Zillow still sends me shit and here’s one I found interesting.

I’m sorry did you say four bedrooms and ONE bathroom??? Am I high? Is this normal in a house that wasn’t made out of logs 200 years ago by racists?

“Yes the house has four bedrooms, three kitchens, a nine car garage, and one toilet in the front yard. HOA is $1255/mo. The listed sale price is $109.00 and it includes the food in the fridge.”

Anyways, there are no communists anywhere and you should stop worrying about it. Talk soon!!