I just realized I called Democrats “godforsaken buttfucking maniacs with no skills” but I think buttfucking is technically a skill. So we will give them credit for one skill I guess.
I almost included a paragraph dismantling the anticipated truth-inversion response from leftists where they claim that only totalitarians get people to snitch on each other. The obvious difference being that getting people to rat each other is a method that collectivist tyrants use to destroy and demoralize a society so they can control it. But we are talking about the federal government which We are *supposed to* control and at this point the unelected effete intellectual douche bags with no skills who are running it absolutely need to be destroyed and demoralized.
I typically despise "reality" tv, but I would tune in to watch that...and iffn they could set up a voting system to call in with your choice? We could clear the national debt in a week.
I agree with your theory that the evil cabal is quiet now, as they huddle and make their nefarious plans to damage Trump's Presidency and further derail our country. But, I think Trump has learned a great deal in the past 4 yrs and will have a few snares to catch these evil turds and flush them down, bigly.
It’s part of the Green New Deal…. The Feds are now required to replace the electric chair with composting toilets to reduce the carbon footprint of the DO”J”.
“…I get it that he has a friendly demeanor and is erudite and smooth and he wears glasses and great cologne, but God help you if you are such a credulous rube that you are fooled by this fucking scumbag Fabian Marxist grievance pimp.”
Coffee spit. Love it.
Damned right about our wonderful black women and who they are politically stuck with. Garbage.
Appreciate the "Smearing Oliver Wiseman" addition to the line up. Three words in and I could always tell (regardless of the self adoration by line) that the editorial would be a biased blathering of salvos aimed at the conservative contingent of readers.
“This is what causes what I call The Bozo Multiplier, where two separate angles of attack from emotionally extortionate propagandists creates a sort of exponential effect that results in repulsive characters like Stacy Abrams and Sunny Hostin and Michelle Obama. If you have undergone this level of brainwashing and managed to maintain an internal locus of control and somehow not become sociopathic, you are tougher mentally than pretty much anyone except for the guy who cleans the bathroom at Starbucks.”
Astute psycho/political analysis fun finished off with a down-to-earth slamdunk at the end, like Thomas Keller delicately applying artistic dollops of sauce as garnish.
I told you I was looking forward to this and you delivered in inimitable Kevin style. So so good. “Cognitivity scene” was brilliant.
Btw, according to someone in the TFFP comments, this is now your cult and we are all bullies. I feel so empowered!
Holy fuck - we are the bullies according to TFP comments??? And that is kinda being a jerk, no? I think you should report that comment for meanness and demands a multi-month ban.
I know what you mean by hitting rock bottom, but if Kackles won, the border would remain open as all the illegals would be granted citizenship making it impossible to deport them all
Thank God so many Americans saw the grift and voted Trump!
We also have a nice majority in Senate and the House is now uncomfortably close
I was considering resubscribing to TFP, at least for a month to get their takes and tears on the Harris loss to the Evil Orange One. I snuck into today's TGIF from Mrs. Weiss, aka Nellie Bowles. You can read quite a few paragraphs before the "you must pay for the privilege" popup. Bowles is delusional. Really. She wrote this:
"And then the next day Kamala Harris delivered a beautiful concession speech, which you can read here. It gave me goosebumps and also made me furious, because she’s a good and fine person who ran a truly terrible campaign."
She then proceeded to list all the things that Harris' efforts did wrong. Blame gaming the Biden's and her campaign (but, of course, not The Vacuous One herself). Insulting somewhat obliquely Trump's supporters but identity class.
But, seriously, I listened to Harris' day late concession speech. It was angry, she tried to again copy Trump ("fight, fight") without having been shot. She was clearly bitter. A/nd she had the look and energy of an alcoholic coming off a bender.
Only a lying lesbian communist troll who lied her way into Jordan Peterson's home to then trash his ass in the NYT could call Harris a "good and fine person" (she is a lying, round heeled, suck up for advancement moron). Only such a writer could say that speech gave her "goosebumps".
Ive been gone as long. Every once in a while, I sneak in to see what they are up to. Can't read much because they paywall nearly every line. And recently the comment can't be read either. That former Der Spiegel fuckwad who is now their COO really is tightening the screws to drive paying subscribers and to stifle dissent is hard at it. Fuck 'en.
Makes no sense why they started out well and then abandoned it all. Money and status I suppose. This place is the best value on Substack. Costs nothing and only requires my attention every week or so.
While I might nominate the "bunny dragging a lion by the balls" for a Pulitzer, I also think "Van also asserted that Black women in America have had their voices silenced which caused me to cackle violently. This is like saying that the air horns on trains aren’t loud enough and we need to do something about this because it is an injustice" is a worthy statement of rebuke.
I just realized I called Democrats “godforsaken buttfucking maniacs with no skills” but I think buttfucking is technically a skill. So we will give them credit for one skill I guess.
They deserve trophies for Masters of Gaslighting and ribbons for Kings of Hypocrisy
Hear, fucking hear!
They are the most skilled liars as well.
They probably are really lazy and inept at it.
Have you considered just NOT going to dinner at Maxine Waters' so often? There's evidence it's making you ill.
That’s like asking me to stop going horseback riding with Stacy Abrams.
*bows head in moment of silence for all of the horses who have died
🐴🐴🐴🪦🪦🙏🙏
(liked my own comment 💅💅)
I didn't know you could do that. So I did
I liked that you liked your comment that I liked.
It’s like that movie ‘Inception’!!
😵💫😵💫😵💫
If you make it automatically like yourself, the feedback loop will make your javascript engine explode.
The idea to get government workers to rat each other out is sort of Hunger Game-ish. I think there's a TV series in that one. Sheer genius!
I almost included a paragraph dismantling the anticipated truth-inversion response from leftists where they claim that only totalitarians get people to snitch on each other. The obvious difference being that getting people to rat each other is a method that collectivist tyrants use to destroy and demoralize a society so they can control it. But we are talking about the federal government which We are *supposed to* control and at this point the unelected effete intellectual douche bags with no skills who are running it absolutely need to be destroyed and demoralized.
I typically despise "reality" tv, but I would tune in to watch that...and iffn they could set up a voting system to call in with your choice? We could clear the national debt in a week.
Excellent post Kev.
I hope you will enjoy watching Michael Cohen get trolled as he tries to back peddle leaving the country if Trump gets elected as I did. It's pure gold. https://x.com/EndWokeness/status/1854756239806234640
This January's women's march will involve coat hangers and someone WILL lose an eye.
🤣
I can't wait to see the deranged pussy hats... I want them on 24/7 tv to remind my now-adult daughters how crazy these idiots are.
Shaven heads and vows of celibacy for four years.
Say it ain't so..... lol
Here’s one of them Bruce!
https://x.com/Travis_4_Trump/status/1854286377086566654
Pure gold. Why didn’t we have this capability during the State of the Union speech that the corpse of the former “Joe Biden” gave?
Oh damn! That’s funny!
I feel so sorry for you, Kev. Your chances of having sex with a shaven-headed Democrat lesbian woman have now plummeted to below zero!
What were you thinking when you wrote this??????
"...asking Paul Ryan to slash the government is like asking a bunny rabbit to drag a lion by the balls to the top of Mt Everest"
Pure gold KD. Pure gold!
Paul was such a disappointment
I agree with your theory that the evil cabal is quiet now, as they huddle and make their nefarious plans to damage Trump's Presidency and further derail our country. But, I think Trump has learned a great deal in the past 4 yrs and will have a few snares to catch these evil turds and flush them down, bigly.
He needs to shit in the toilet and the flush them down. It's what they deserve. Scumbags
It’s part of the Green New Deal…. The Feds are now required to replace the electric chair with composting toilets to reduce the carbon footprint of the DO”J”.
I’m still hoping they’ll all move to Epstein Island & just stay there forever.
Rumors are going around that the Obamas are escaped to Dubai for dark reasons. And that Tom Hanks left out of fear of surfacing on an Epstein list.
Oh, pretty juicy gossip! If we wait a week or two…might turn out to be true!
I heard race-hustler Rep. Jim Clyburn (D-SC) on CNN this afternoon calling Project 2025 .. ‘Jim Crow 2.0’ !
Did he sound like Foghorn Leghorn with brain damage like usual?
Is he still alive? ..... hahahaha Jim Clyburn has been waiting for Jim Crow 2.0 since Jim Crow!
Kev, don’t leave out the tranny that flashed her store bought hooters at the White House in the Christmas display.
I upvoted this comment because ... true and necessary,
However, those were HIS store bought bolt ons.
I prefer to call them "aftermarket"
Mea culpa…..
“…I get it that he has a friendly demeanor and is erudite and smooth and he wears glasses and great cologne, but God help you if you are such a credulous rube that you are fooled by this fucking scumbag Fabian Marxist grievance pimp.”
Coffee spit. Love it.
Damned right about our wonderful black women and who they are politically stuck with. Garbage.
Now you watch the 'garbage' comments. Some of us are sensitive.
Appreciate the "Smearing Oliver Wiseman" addition to the line up. Three words in and I could always tell (regardless of the self adoration by line) that the editorial would be a biased blathering of salvos aimed at the conservative contingent of readers.
“This is what causes what I call The Bozo Multiplier, where two separate angles of attack from emotionally extortionate propagandists creates a sort of exponential effect that results in repulsive characters like Stacy Abrams and Sunny Hostin and Michelle Obama. If you have undergone this level of brainwashing and managed to maintain an internal locus of control and somehow not become sociopathic, you are tougher mentally than pretty much anyone except for the guy who cleans the bathroom at Starbucks.”
Astute psycho/political analysis fun finished off with a down-to-earth slamdunk at the end, like Thomas Keller delicately applying artistic dollops of sauce as garnish.
I told you I was looking forward to this and you delivered in inimitable Kevin style. So so good. “Cognitivity scene” was brilliant.
Btw, according to someone in the TFFP comments, this is now your cult and we are all bullies. I feel so empowered!
Holy fuck - we are the bullies according to TFP comments??? And that is kinda being a jerk, no? I think you should report that comment for meanness and demands a multi-month ban.
I know what you mean by hitting rock bottom, but if Kackles won, the border would remain open as all the illegals would be granted citizenship making it impossible to deport them all
Thank God so many Americans saw the grift and voted Trump!
We also have a nice majority in Senate and the House is now uncomfortably close
🇺🇸❤️God bless America 🇺🇸❤️
You have a fascinating fertile brain. Keep those neurons pumping!!
When my brain becomes infertile it will develop a wine habit and vote for Democrats.
Urine and ranch sauce. 🤌🏼🤌🏼🤌🏼😂
One of my favorite lines also. A+ emoji usage, Mrs Miller.
💅💅💅😇😇
I was considering resubscribing to TFP, at least for a month to get their takes and tears on the Harris loss to the Evil Orange One. I snuck into today's TGIF from Mrs. Weiss, aka Nellie Bowles. You can read quite a few paragraphs before the "you must pay for the privilege" popup. Bowles is delusional. Really. She wrote this:
"And then the next day Kamala Harris delivered a beautiful concession speech, which you can read here. It gave me goosebumps and also made me furious, because she’s a good and fine person who ran a truly terrible campaign."
She then proceeded to list all the things that Harris' efforts did wrong. Blame gaming the Biden's and her campaign (but, of course, not The Vacuous One herself). Insulting somewhat obliquely Trump's supporters but identity class.
But, seriously, I listened to Harris' day late concession speech. It was angry, she tried to again copy Trump ("fight, fight") without having been shot. She was clearly bitter. A/nd she had the look and energy of an alcoholic coming off a bender.
Only a lying lesbian communist troll who lied her way into Jordan Peterson's home to then trash his ass in the NYT could call Harris a "good and fine person" (she is a lying, round heeled, suck up for advancement moron). Only such a writer could say that speech gave her "goosebumps".
TFP? Nope, not gonna do it. Keep at it Kevin!
That Bowles paragraph gave me diarrhea. I quit giving them money about three months ago. I just couldn't afford the toilet paper.
Ive been gone as long. Every once in a while, I sneak in to see what they are up to. Can't read much because they paywall nearly every line. And recently the comment can't be read either. That former Der Spiegel fuckwad who is now their COO really is tightening the screws to drive paying subscribers and to stifle dissent is hard at it. Fuck 'en.
Makes no sense why they started out well and then abandoned it all. Money and status I suppose. This place is the best value on Substack. Costs nothing and only requires my attention every week or so.
Try Northumberland Calling. It is free and gives a UK perspective by Michelle Styles. Very relevant stuff.
And Jotting in Purple!
I’m still there. For the Kamala love today by Nellie, called it out as they are running a $ business and need to retain their lefty subscribers.
Is Compost 2.0 still around? I dropped TFP over a year ago.
While I might nominate the "bunny dragging a lion by the balls" for a Pulitzer, I also think "Van also asserted that Black women in America have had their voices silenced which caused me to cackle violently. This is like saying that the air horns on trains aren’t loud enough and we need to do something about this because it is an injustice" is a worthy statement of rebuke.