Joy Cometh In The Mourning

Democrats remind me of Nazi panhandlers right now and I can’t stop laughing

AI is a snake oil bubble, but it will work really well for some things. One of the things AI will work really well for is finding a picture of someone in a Nazi uniform who looks like Oliver Wiseman. Sadly, the best I could do on my own was the two pictures above. Let me know if your AI platform of choice does better.

Okay, so the stock market is up and Elon Musk is talking about DOGE, the Department Of Government Efficiency, which is my favorite thing ever because it is both an adolescent joke and also it is a department devoted to eliminating the jobs of parasites in real life, so things are pretty good right now. As you may recall I was rooting for Harris to win because I felt like the principle of Rock Bottom applied and that forcing the country to watch a harlot with brain damage from syphilis crash the country into a ditch would create the greatest long term net benefit. Obviously, I hope I am wrong about this and it would be amazing if Trump could assemble a team of people who hate the government 4-5% as much as I do. I’m more optimistic than usual that this is possible because asking Paul Ryan to slash the government is like asking a bunny rabbit to drag a lion by the balls to the top of Mt Everest, whereas asking Elon Musk to slash the government is like asking Maxine Waters to bring up slavery at dinner. You can’t be certain that Maxine Waters will bring up slavery at dinner, but you wouldn’t want to bet against it.

If you recall, I wrote a newsletter about what I was calling The Preen New Deal. This was based on the notion that one of the things Democrats cherish most is fraudulently positioning themselves as decent virtuous people when they are actually just evil sacks of shit who are possessed by Satan. The idea was that they would win the election and put Trump in prison and then pardon him after a couple months of perp walk porn, with the pardon giving them the opportunity to pompously preen and boast about how magnanimous they are. Now that Trump has won I am noticing another version of The Preen New Deal that they are testing out. Democrat messaging is very somber at the moment and they are talking about the peaceful transfer of power and engaging in a lot of theatre designed to make them appear like sensible and gracious losers. Not since the guy in Silence of the Lambs (who presumably was also a top Biden Cabinet Official) tucked his dong between his legs in order to look like a woman has there been such a transparent disguise. There are no riots……..yet. But once Trump takes office there will be a flood of charlatan whistleblowers with book deals and MSNBC contributor slots and lucrative non-profit jobs lined up. So prepare for an unremitting wave of Democrat con artists who will be positioned as non-partisan public servants suffering under the predations of Trump’s iron fist in a town that voted 97% Kamala and takes in $7 trillion dollars per year for doing literally nothing and where all laws are enforced by activist perverts like Tanya Chutkan who is a Jamaican Communist. I guess we will just have to wait and see if the onslaught of treasonous sabotage that Democrats are going to roll out will be effective this time.

Speaking of whistleblowers, this is an idea I would love to see tried regarding government reform. Just tell every agency that you’re firing half of the people and whoever comes forward with the most egregious examples of political activism occurring behind the scenes will get a top position in the new and improved, but dramatically downsized, operation. Worth trying.

As you can tell from the title of this newsletter, like all of you I am really enjoying the spectacle of Democrats mourning the temporary disruption of their ongoing Marxist gang bang. I saw a clip of Van Jones (D) talking about how he feels especially bad for Black women and trans children because they both thought they were finally going to be able to breathe again but once again their voices have been silenced so painfully by the Dirty Whites. This particular grievance ploy struck me as so pathetic desperate and humiliating, while also being extremely evil, that it reminded me of a homeless Nazi panhandler. Imagine someone disheveled and collapsed on the sidewalk, covered in dirt and garbage, groaning in desperation, soaked in urine and ranch sauce, begging for spare change……..but they are wearing a Nazi uniform. That’s what Van Jones (D) reminds me of. I have heard people on the right say that they respect Van Jones (D) and think that he’s a decent guy who they just have honest disagreements with. Really? Are you not listening to the absolutely despicable low rent agitprop that is coming out of this filthy street hustler’s mouth?? I get it that he has a friendly demeanor and is erudite and smooth and he wears glasses and great cologne, but God help you if you are such a credulous rube that you are fooled by this fucking scumbag Fabian Marxist grievance pimp.

I should say that there really is no group I feel more sympathy for than American Black women. Let’s ignore the fact that they have been subjected to the most depraved and aggressive psychological warfare campaign in human history on *two* fronts: feminism and race Marxism. This is what causes what I call The Bozo Multiplier, where two separate angles of attack from emotionally extortionate propagandists creates a sort of exponential effect that results in repulsive characters like Stacy Abrams and Sunny Hostin and Michelle Obama. If you have undergone this level of brainwashing and managed to maintain an internal locus of control and somehow not become sociopathic, you are tougher mentally than pretty much anyone except for the guy who cleans the bathroom at Starbucks.

Imagine being grouped into a group in the first place, and then Van Jones (D) compares your group to trans children. You hear that, Black Ladies? You remind Van Jones (D) of cross dressing children who have suffered extreme psychological and sexual abuse and who now have a variety of severe mental illnesses. Congrats I guess? Van also asserted that Black women in America have had their voices silenced which caused me to cackle violently. This is like saying that the air horns on trains aren’t loud enough and we need to do something about this because it is an injustice. No group in the history of the planet has been handed a bullhorn with more wattage (voltage?) and received the level of meritless accolades and pampering just for existing that Black women in America have received. But the problem is that this incentivizes and pushes the most evil and shameless sociopaths in the group, like Claudine Gay, to the very top. So if you are a Black woman in America, and you are just a regular person with dignity and integrity who has somehow survived the brainwashing gauntlet, you are now stuck in a group where the figureheads are the worst pieces of shit in the country and Van Jones (D) is comparing you to abused children who need to be institutionalized. Not great?

Regardless, whatever happens next we need to take this moment to enjoy Democrats like Van Jones (D) desperately flailing about like pathetic Nazi hobos. We know that there is no chance they will consider the possibility that they lost because more Americans are figuring out that they are godforsaken buttfucking maniacs with no skills, so we can expect a lot more of the “XYZ is even more racist than we thought!!” line of attack. Pretty hilarious.

I think my next newsletter will be called ‘Gland Acknowledgements’ so stay tuned for that. Also, I have a new idea I am working on along the lines of my Doug Emhoff Abortion Monument and the statue I am building of Joe Biden showering with his daughter. This one is a nativity scene that is built every year around Christmas, except this one depicts people at the Biden White House covering up signs of dementia and it is called a ‘Cognitivity Scene’. Obviously it will include the staffer in the Easter Bunny suit yelling at Biden telling him not to shit himself and Joe is falling down trying to sniff the baby in the manger and the three wise men are two transvestites plus Oliver Wiseman and Dr. Jill is a donkey in a lab coat with a stethoscope, but I’m open to suggestions because it’s a work in progress. Cheers!!