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Sep 13, 2023Liked by Kevin Durant?

OMG, Kevin, what were you drinking last night? Your โ€œmediocre punโ€ was totally unexpected and had me in stitches. And your airport story reminded me of this classic Dave Barry column: https://www.miamiherald.com/living/liv-columns-blogs/dave-barry/article1928847.html

I enjoy your writing. Keep giving the Demoncrats and Jiao Bideng hell.

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Sep 13, 2023Liked by Kevin Durant?

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Thatโ€™s all Iโ€™ve got. However, I had to look up

troglodytic. It sounded like a word you couldnโ€™t use in front of your Mom so wasnโ€™t sure what to expect. ๐Ÿ˜ƒ

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โ€œBlack Peopleโ€ยฎ as a term is a registered trademark of the Democratic Party. Iโ€™m going to report you to the geniuses that run the DNC so their lawyers can siphon some of that $79.99 Iโ€™m paying you.

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Indecent Porpoisehole was well worth the build up.

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