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Kevin Durant?'s avatar

Are they saying Trump is a “fascist dictator” or a “fascistic tater”?? Like he’s a tyrannical potato maybe?

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DMang's avatar

3 months??? For that?

I’d bet if Nellie had the wherewithal to write that clever phrase in one of her increasingly less humorous TGIF’s, Ollie would have burst out in a falsetto titter, nearly spilling his Starbucks pumpkin spice cappuccino with a dollop of artificially sweetened whipped tofu all over his Allbirds wool loafers.

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Phil from Arizona's avatar

Kevin has been banned compliments of Olly Wiseman, the boot-licking follower of Heir Schtarmer (misspelling intentional).

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Matt L.'s avatar

I feel a trend coming on… ginger toothbrush mustache bikini waxes

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Chris's avatar

Didn't email. but just posted this:

"Writing that Europe is a "ghetto communist flea market" is worthy of a three month ban for Kevin?

That's an understatement for how I feel about Europe and Britain especially owing to yesterday's column about how they have imprisoned people for silent prayer.

I'll take it a step further and say that Europe is a dystopian shithole thanks to unfettered immigrants adhering to the third world death cult and cuckolding politicians who want to curry their favor."

Maybe Diddy has a tape of Nellie too?

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Litr8r's avatar

Bravo!

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Steve G's avatar

That’s some serious word smithing there.

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Chris's avatar

No hint of irony from The Free Press censoring their subscribers. When the Democratic Party Rehabilitation Project first started censoring, I said I'd wait until it happens to me before cancelling, well that day has come.

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Michelle Lobdell's avatar

Ha! I was ahead of all this by 18 months; the writing, as they say, wasn't on the wall, but it was clearly on the screen. I stopped reading, and funding, what started out as a grand idea because of Nellie and TGIF. I was always cautiously optimistic, but deep down believed Bari would never escape her communist training at the hands of her comrades at the Old Gray Lady. The fourth or fifth time I caught a whiff of their not so covert philosophies, I was OUT. Scorpion and the frog.....BUT....I will be forever grateful for finding Kevin in the comments!!! 😁😘

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Ohanalani's avatar

Looks like they’re going to ban you for free speech at the “free press”. Such a disappointment. I promoted that substack to so many people. Now I don’t think I have even read it since your second ban. Time to cancel. The comments section was the best part!! And yes, the military brass are embarrassing themselves and those that do serve honorably.

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Kevin Durant?'s avatar

I have a feeling Brigadier Douche Oliver Wiseman (D) is doing these bans by himself. I got away with some pretty offensive stuff before he showed up.

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Bruce Miller's avatar

Joan Kelly is from the same bunch that gave us Vindman. Pathetic.

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Kevin Durant?'s avatar

Maybe ‘Lieutenant Cornhole Oliver Wiseman (D)’ is better?

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Danimal28's avatar

Yes, you did. "Olly" has to be a Millennial... Actually he attended the London School of Economics and Political Science. Explains everything.

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YM's avatar

I think they have a bigger staff now so they hired some interns who "Believe All Women" with pronouns and Ukrainian flags in their bio to police the comments all day.

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Steve G's avatar

Yea. This one’s pretty lame, unless they have a staff meeting game….”How do we ban Kevin today?”

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Ken McGuire's avatar

I saw him on some TV show. He looks like he's 17 years old. His FP image looks like he's 60.

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YM's avatar

I'd never looked him up before. I assume he was nearing retirement age going by the little illustration of him on TFP. But he looks to be a peak Millennial which explains a lot.

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KARYN TRUITT's avatar

Ahhhh... Define 'offensive'. This has been my issue with people being 'offended' and 'hate speech' for a long time. What 'offends' you might not 'offend' me. And vice versa.

WHO gets to decide what that is?

Obviously here (well, at TFP) it's the editors. They apparently have thin skin.

I'm sorry that their skin is too thin, with regards to your comments.

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JJoshua's avatar

I left the Free Press in July. They are anything but the Free Press

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JJoshua's avatar

Same with me but it was till July lol

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Bruce Miller's avatar

I'm still sitting out my month long ban. But I canceled the FP anyway. Who needs the NY Times Lite for Lesbos. Bari is a thin-skinned fraud who is like the skanky old English teacher who had no sense of humor and hated boys.

As far as Kelly is concerned, Pete Navarro just outed him as a half-witted, backstabbing bully.

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steven t koenig's avatar

And to be clear, he did not call him a flaming homo. He was just trying to bum a cigarette

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Implausibly Convenient Alibi's avatar

Here you go: I went over and gave you a shout out --- "So the Free Press is banning paying members for referring to Europe as a 'ghetto communist flea market' yet I get the feeling that if Nellie had written that it would be considered snarky and clever. Because it is snarky and clever, provably true from many perspectives, and fleas are not a protected class (yet). On the bright side I get as much Kevin Durant? as I want by subscribing to his "$79.99/mo Newsletter" and Jottings In Purple."

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Madjack's avatar

As Vance might say, do they hear themselves?? The little boy who cried “wolf” only did it a total of three times!! This is more than 300 Hitler comparisons. Ridiculous group of people.

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PSW's avatar

Really Kevin how could you have been so insensitive and insulting 🙄😉👍?

I canceled TFP a couple months ago- I find more interesting comments here and Jotting in Purple.

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Litr8r's avatar

And here!

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Danimal28's avatar

Stick around the 'free press' a little longer to attract other real folks. Your prose is muy excellente'.

Kelly is what we real active duty operators call a 'chairborne warrior'. At or above the rank of O7(one star, brigadier general) has been inherently political since War 2. The real operators are stonewalled at O6(colonel); some like Norm Schwarzkopf slip through. Obama put his final female stamp on the military by making it completely political. This does NOT include SF/Seals/Delta...

Here is a list of his medals, not one of significance: https://militaryhallofhonor.com/honoree-record.php?id=402

Compare the modern paper shuffler's with the man who won War 2: https://tywkiwdbi.blogspot.com/2012/11/full-medal-jacket.html

Finally, Natalie Winters does a good job of explaining Kelly and the entire force against Trump, the entirety of Sodom on Potomac: https://x.com/nataliegwinters/status/1849232789851271286

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Kevin Durant?'s avatar

I love the idea of Obama’s Female Stamp being a thing where he puts on lots of lipstick and approvingly kisses a document that promotes Pansexual Intergalactic Vegan Marxism.

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Danimal28's avatar

Hahaha! Like I said, your creativity is epic... Way gooder than most others.

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YM's avatar

Obama's female stamp is the tramp stamp Big Mike gave him.

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YM's avatar

One (of many) things I'm confused about the Left is, do they like the military or not? They constantly go on about "demilitarization" but then trot out someone "respectable" like Kelly when they need to use the military as a cudgel to attack Trump.

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Kevin Durant?'s avatar

They are saying Trump wants a military loyal to him and not The Constitution. Disregard that The Constitution says they are supposed to be loyal to The President, that’s just Democrats saying what their plan is via projection. BLM and LGBTQ activists in camouflage are patrolling the streets in their future plans.

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Lynne Morris's avatar

Exactly. Democrats are perfectly fine with the Deep State and willing to kiss any ass necessary to be rewarded thereby.

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Lynne Morris's avatar

They like profiting from military excursions but they do not like toxic masculinity. If ever there were a place for toxic masculinity it is when fighting is involved.

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steven t koenig's avatar

And this latest ban is obviously because you insulted fleas

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MDM 2.0's avatar

I thought it was for disrespecting Europe...

which I totally get

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steven t koenig's avatar

I was okay with your irreverence until you made a pass at me. You're turning out to be a real crappy lesbian

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Kevin Durant?'s avatar

😂😂💃🏻💃🏻

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Evans W's avatar

Anytime they include terms like ‘inclusive’, you know you’re fucked.

Then you have thin skinned cucks like Emma, who can’t report people fast enough.

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Kevin Durant?'s avatar

Should I come back with user name ‘Bill de Waal’?

😂😂

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Evans W's avatar

Fo Sho

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Steve G's avatar

Ben Dover?

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JBell's avatar

Which only leads to Mike Hunt .....

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YM's avatar

Is she still there complaining there are too many conservatives in the comments?

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steven t koenig's avatar

You misspelled "cunts"

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Evans W's avatar

Word.

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Bill Cribben's avatar

I think she is an Aussie. I once respected Aussies. Now let the Dingos exterminate them.

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Litr8r's avatar

Um, Europe is a "ghetto communist flea market" is actually FACTUAL! Darn, those truths get in the way of Dem alternative facts and "truths"!

Also, it's harder for politicians to receive their kickbacks if they actually reserve $$$ for something so unimportant as, say, hurricane damage in FL and NC. Darn Red voters making such a squack over this! They should know they don't matter! What MATTERS is politicians getting their hard-earned $$$ back from all the billions sent overseas. Sending $$ abroad is just so much more fun and profitable!

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ruralbob's avatar

I used to belong to a professional organization that went woke, so I quit. I still have friends who are members and I hear stories from them occasionally that remind me of how happy I am that I am no longer a member. Your columns do the same for me regarding The Free Press.

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Brett Hyland's avatar

OMG, pure gold (save the $79.99 subscription cost)! This exposition is precisely why the answer to suppression is expression.

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NeverDull's avatar

“Ghetto communist flea market” is objectively both hilarious and accurate. F*ck ‘em if they can’t recognize quality burns.

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Steve G's avatar

sexually attractive people

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For fucks sake Kevin. I now gotta go around with a little piece of black tape over my camera lens.

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