Hitler’s Genitals

The real reason General Joan Kelly is mad

So now I’m banned for 3 months and I’m sorry but this one is just inarguably bogus. Please feel free to email them and suggest that I have said many things in the past that potentially merit a ban and that this simply isn’t one of them. Previously I referred to Kamala as a godforsaken evil skank, which I guess can be used to justify a ban. I also referred to Biden’s illiterate destitute foreign military invaders as disrespectful parasitic fake asylum scumbags. Worthy of a ban I guess?? I referred to women who vote based on abortion as hysterical morons, which is just accurate science. But this time, I was banned for referring to Europe, which is a continent and not a person, as a ghetto communist flea market, and I’m banned for 3 months??? Pretty insane. I might actually cancel this time but The Free Press comments section is where I met all of the smart sophisticated and sexually attractive people who are reading this right now, so I’m tempted to stick around and recruit more friends, kinda like the FBI does when they are staging a fake Oath Keepers plot against a slutty Governor, except in this case our only goal is making sex jokes about politicians.

Many of you are probably wondering what the real story is with Donaldolf Trumpler (AKA Playgolf Hitler) and General Joan Kelly, and I have the answer. My research team has uncovered that in 2018 Trump visited a beauty salon in Compton, CA and he asked the aesthetician to give him a Brazilian Bikini Wax job that looked like Hitler’s mustache. All of this was overheard by General Joan Kelly who was there getting a perm at the same time. Apparently, Trump said he wanted to be more aerodynamic and that many people are saying he has the best pubic region and also he was concerned about migrants poisoning the blood of our country with lice that attack the pubic region etc etc etc so the Hitler mustache landing strip bikini wax was going to be the best option. So the real story is that Trump said he wanted Hitler’s *genitals*, not generals, and the other big story is that General Joan Kelly is actually a Vietnamese woman in disguise, which has national security implications since Vietnam is still a communist country even though we went there and killed a bunch of people (jeez, it’s almost like the people running these wars have been unskilled reckless and dumb for a long time……).

So I decided to look up General Joan Kelly and learn about her career and this research was quite illuminating. First I should explain why I’m referring to a male Four Star General as being feminine. Our military has become a giant bureaucracy over time. This is not breaking news. We spend $900 billion per year, every year, on our “military” and as soon as we got involved in a medium-sized proxy war, we urgently needed $400 billion in supplemental funding, and then once we passed the $400 billion in supplemental funding, we immediately started to run out of ammunition. This is the reddest of red flags that the thing you are calling a military is now primarily just a jobs program for Democrat parasites. If you are receiving $900 billion every single year to run a military, not only should you not need supplemental funding 6 weeks into a smallish proxy war, but your most urgent need should be to figure out where the hell you are going to store all of the weapons you are allegedly buying (apparently not) with the annual $900 billion budget. (NOTE: the Veterans Affairs budget, which is there to take care of people who did in fact serve bravely, is a separate $325 billion annual budget, which is enough to spend $32,500 per person every single year on medical care for 10 million people, so I have some questions about that one as well…..)

The bottom line is that a bureaucratic shitshow of this nature is always going to be dominated by covert feminized narcissistic manipulators, like Joan Kelly. Joan Kelly, Mark Milley etc, all got their jobs the same way that Claudine Gay got her job; by being conniving, passive aggressive, and manipulative to climb the ladder using subtle and not so subtle interpersonal strategies that are often indistinguishable from Cluster B sociopathy. When you hear the Soviet News Agencies emphasizing that he’s a Four Star General, they are relying on you not taking a peak at his Wikipedia. He started by signing up during Vietnam and then going directly to college. He was not in the jungle with a gun. He went to U Mass and then got Master’s degrees from Georgetown and the National Defense University. He served as an officer at Camp Lejeune and Camp Pendleton and in Mons Belgium (not to be confused with mons pubis, which you can google), when he wasn’t trotting around campus with Maya Angelou and Robert Reich and Pete Buttigieg. The closest I’m seeing he got to combat was a couple years in Iraq where he was promoted from division commander to brigadier general. I’m not going to bother doing additional research to figure out if “brigadier general” is one of the guys wearing a helmet with night vision flip-downs and kicking in doors. I’m guessing ‘no’. To be clear, there’s nothing wrong with serving overseas without any real risk of being shot at. JD Vance had a similar experience as far as I’m aware. Despicable reprobate whore Andrea Mitchell pointed this out in a viral clip if I recall correctly. The point is that “Four Star General” sounds like a war hero when it is almost always someone much closer to Admiral Rachel Levine or Neil Degrasse Tyson than it is Chris Kyle or Pat Tillman.

Given the fact that Joan Kelly has risen to the top of an organization through a process that screens to maximize covert feminine narcissistic traits, is that really enough to explain his absolutely despicable and defamatory smears of Donaldolf Trumpler? Manufacturing a hoax about how Trump complained about the cost of burying a Mexican (I will admit I laughed at how over-the-top that particular part of the hoax was) as Democrats are losing Hispanic support, in an October surprise so obviously false that the entire thing looks comedic, is just such sleazy and low class aggrieved woman behavior that it’s really beneath just your average Cluster B personality. So what exactly is motivating this level of depravity?

Well it turns out that Joan Kelly’s son actually did serve bravely. He was sent into combat, likely with some combination of encouragement and seeking approval from his father. His son was an *actual* hero. He died serving the United States when he stepped on a land mine. By contrast, the only land mines at Georgetown are pronoun disputes and not kneeling with your head bowed fast enough when a non-white person or homosexual approaches you. In addition to hammering the “Four Star General” part repeatedly, to give the impression that Joan Kelly is a hero, the media has also aggressively profiteered off of the tragic death of his genuine war hero son, in hopes of helping a Jamaican Communist Lady get elected.

So that’s your answer. Donald Trump ran on a couple of key issues. One of them was that the people who run our military are useless effete intellectual morons who have recklessly gotten millions of people killed for no reason. It seems clear that Joan Kelly is rightly quite sensitive that someone is pointing out that his entire life’s work is a scam, and oh by the way the cabal of utopian megalomaniacs to which he belongs kinda got his own son killed. While still appalling, it makes sense that this would make folks like Joan McCain and Joan Kelly mad enough to betray their country and help communists take over simply out of spite (never forget the John McCain thumbs down, keeping Obamacare in place ($600/ mo for me as a single healthy adult), even though he campaigned, apparently lying through his teeth to Americans, on overturning this exact legislation).

It seems the real threat to the homeland is not White Supremacy, but Spite Supremacy. And DC is oozing with the most grotesque and spiteful group of vindictive egomaniacal creeps ever assembled. Make sure you vote on Abortion Day 2024!!!