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Davey J's avatar

Intergalactic Pansexual Vegan Communism - hope you dont mind if i use that with my nutty far left sister sometime ;)

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Kevin Durant?'s avatar

ONLY IF YOU KEEP SENDING HER LINKS TO MY HIGHLY INTELLIGENT CENTRIST NEWSLETTER!!!

😂😂😂🤌🤌

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Steve G's avatar

Or shoot you her number? I hear she has a latex allergy.

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Kevin Durant?'s avatar

I ALSO HAVE A LATEX ALLERGY (and herpes) IT IS A MATCH MADE IN HEAVEN!!!

🍆🍆🍆🍆🌋🌋🌋

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Steve G's avatar

Blessings abound.

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DisGuested's avatar

Crème Brûléedolf Hitler, nice. You are even better than Trump with nicknames for these evil phuckers.

My sister lives in the Berkshires and I can attest to the fact that many of Warren’s constituents look just like her.

Here is a good roundup of lefty libs losing their shite: https://www.christopherfountain.com/blog/2024/11/10/xm7hrmnaphlrryl1bfbh90z2g3huo4

Looks like it’s time to add TDS to the DSM.

No need to tattoo yourselves blue, we can already tell who you are. 🤪

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ruralbob's avatar

I think Pritzker meant you'd have to go *around* him. That would take a lot longer.

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Pamela Christiansen's avatar

Buffetdolf Hitler has quite a girth, that’s for sure.

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Matt L.'s avatar

‘Grievangelicals’ & ‘Beige Supremacy’ has me rollin’ oh man !

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Andrew Jones's avatar

Looks like Bill Gates on the right, though with smaller breasts.

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Matt L.'s avatar

I thought the same. In fact had to zoom in to see it actually wasn’t Billy Gates, but damn what a doppelgänger

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Chana Goanna's avatar

It wasn’t ?!??

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Dan Sleezer's avatar

How dare you talk about my Governor that way!!! 🤪🤪The names that you are giving him are so much higher nicer than what sensical Illinoisans call him. He is a blog run by Chicago Police patrolman. You will see a number of clever names but not as fancy as yours.

https://secondcitycop.blogspot.com/?m=1

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DisGuested's avatar

I like the sound of sensical, it works, I could tell what you meant. It makes me think of sensible and practical. I think we should bring it into existence. The other side makes up words all the time.

PS: for future reference if you click on the three dots on the right below your comment you can edit it. In this case I recommend you leave it so we can get it added to the dictionary 😀

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Unwoke in Idaho's avatar

TMI Kevin. TMI

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Kevin Durant?'s avatar

Tangible Masculine Intellect?

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An Appeal to Heaven's avatar

Testicular Momentum Intensifies...

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Unwoke in Idaho's avatar

No Kevin. Too much information. But you know that you scamp.

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steven t koenig's avatar

I could have done something besides read that . Satan is real, and I read it. At least there was some sex, so it wasn't as wholesome as most people might think from the title

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Kevin Durant?'s avatar

If it was all gibberish the picture of Elizabeth Cruella Deville Warren (D) was worth it.

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steven t koenig's avatar

Gibberish and KD? ? Why... I never...!!

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Kevin Durant?'s avatar

🤓🤓🤓

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Pamela Christiansen's avatar

Kevin, just some friendly advice in case you’re providing the fireworks (the kind you light with a match) on your next date. Always buy fireworks from the guy who’s missing an eye, or a couple of fingers, that way you know you’re getting the good stuff. Not getting into the other kind of fireworks because it’s Sunday.

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Mrs Miller's avatar

Listened to this with the fancy ▶️ Substack button and it was possibly hilariouser. The AI dude had some trouble with "Soufflédolf Hitler" but it was priceless centrist comedy gold nonetheless.

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Dan Sleezer's avatar

‘Sensible’ not sensical, ‘here’ is a blog. Sorry I didn’t proof read well enough!

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Bruce Miller's avatar

I suppose if we can't find a rope strong enough to haul up lard ass Pritzker for treason, we can still stuff him in a vat and melt him down for tallow. His threat to defy federal immigration law sounds like a real insurrection to me. The very same for which ole Jeff Davis barely escaped hanging. Of course the Brits added drawing and quartering to hanging as a proper penalty for treason. Too bad our Constitution outlawed it.

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steven t koenig's avatar

That drawing and quartering would sure make tallow extraction more efficient. And yea, the rope would be a problem anyway.

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steven t koenig's avatar

About that picture. Which two of those three sorta-humans do you think are female? It's either one (at best) or all three. I can't find two there.

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DisGuested's avatar

LOL the one in the middle claims to be male but his brother thinks that he, the brother, is a she and wears dresses so there is definitely room for confusion. The one on the right gets my “they” designation. I know they is supposed to be more than one but I use it for people when I can’t tell or don’t know their gender.

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steven t koenig's avatar

"They", by that definition, applies most to that pig in the center. That's clearly more than a single person in that suit. And that thing on the right? Shit, I had a dog looked like that once. I shaved his ass and taught him to walk backward. He wasn't much good for fetching after that.

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DMang's avatar

They all have ample breasts…so yeah, that makes it difficult.

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RoBo633's avatar

This paragraph alone, is worthy of a "like"

"I don’t want to bog down in the details of how hilarious it is for an obese billionaire Jew to refer to illiterate and destitute Guatemalans as “my people”, but I do want to point out that JB Pritzker, Merrick Garland, Alexander Vindman, and Alejandro Mayorkas are all in the Top Ten of ‘Jewish people who I am convinced have been hired by white supremacists to actively make antisemitism way worse by maintaining a high profile as a Jewish person while intentionally behaving like the most despicable godforsaken scumbag you can possibly think of’."

They are disgusting humans, for sure.

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234's avatar

Pritzker was born on home plate and thought he struck out.

His Mama told him "No, honey, you hit a homerun."

He then asked "Does that mean I can have another cheeseburger?"

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Chana Goanna's avatar

I also thought the one on the right was Bill Gates till I realized it was Gollum.

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Chilblain Edward Olmos's avatar

Oh my!

My Precious! That is.

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