How dare you talk about my Governor that way!!! 🤪🤪The names that you are giving him are so much higher nicer than what sensical Illinoisans call him. He is a blog run by Chicago Police patrolman. You will see a number of clever names but not as fancy as yours.
I like the sound of sensical, it works, I could tell what you meant. It makes me think of sensible and practical. I think we should bring it into existence. The other side makes up words all the time.
PS: for future reference if you click on the three dots on the right below your comment you can edit it. In this case I recommend you leave it so we can get it added to the dictionary 😀
I could have done something besides read that . Satan is real, and I read it. At least there was some sex, so it wasn't as wholesome as most people might think from the title
Kevin, just some friendly advice in case you’re providing the fireworks (the kind you light with a match) on your next date. Always buy fireworks from the guy who’s missing an eye, or a couple of fingers, that way you know you’re getting the good stuff. Not getting into the other kind of fireworks because it’s Sunday.
Listened to this with the fancy ▶️ Substack button and it was possibly hilariouser. The AI dude had some trouble with "Soufflédolf Hitler" but it was priceless centrist comedy gold nonetheless.
I suppose if we can't find a rope strong enough to haul up lard ass Pritzker for treason, we can still stuff him in a vat and melt him down for tallow. His threat to defy federal immigration law sounds like a real insurrection to me. The very same for which ole Jeff Davis barely escaped hanging. Of course the Brits added drawing and quartering to hanging as a proper penalty for treason. Too bad our Constitution outlawed it.
LOL the one in the middle claims to be male but his brother thinks that he, the brother, is a she and wears dresses so there is definitely room for confusion. The one on the right gets my “they” designation. I know they is supposed to be more than one but I use it for people when I can’t tell or don’t know their gender.
"They", by that definition, applies most to that pig in the center. That's clearly more than a single person in that suit. And that thing on the right? Shit, I had a dog looked like that once. I shaved his ass and taught him to walk backward. He wasn't much good for fetching after that.
"I don’t want to bog down in the details of how hilarious it is for an obese billionaire Jew to refer to illiterate and destitute Guatemalans as “my people”, but I do want to point out that JB Pritzker, Merrick Garland, Alexander Vindman, and Alejandro Mayorkas are all in the Top Ten of ‘Jewish people who I am convinced have been hired by white supremacists to actively make antisemitism way worse by maintaining a high profile as a Jewish person while intentionally behaving like the most despicable godforsaken scumbag you can possibly think of’."
Intergalactic Pansexual Vegan Communism - hope you dont mind if i use that with my nutty far left sister sometime ;)
ONLY IF YOU KEEP SENDING HER LINKS TO MY HIGHLY INTELLIGENT CENTRIST NEWSLETTER!!!
😂😂😂🤌🤌
Or shoot you her number? I hear she has a latex allergy.
I ALSO HAVE A LATEX ALLERGY (and herpes) IT IS A MATCH MADE IN HEAVEN!!!
🍆🍆🍆🍆🌋🌋🌋
Blessings abound.
Crème Brûléedolf Hitler, nice. You are even better than Trump with nicknames for these evil phuckers.
My sister lives in the Berkshires and I can attest to the fact that many of Warren’s constituents look just like her.
Here is a good roundup of lefty libs losing their shite: https://www.christopherfountain.com/blog/2024/11/10/xm7hrmnaphlrryl1bfbh90z2g3huo4
Looks like it’s time to add TDS to the DSM.
No need to tattoo yourselves blue, we can already tell who you are. 🤪
I think Pritzker meant you'd have to go *around* him. That would take a lot longer.
Buffetdolf Hitler has quite a girth, that’s for sure.
‘Grievangelicals’ & ‘Beige Supremacy’ has me rollin’ oh man !
Looks like Bill Gates on the right, though with smaller breasts.
I thought the same. In fact had to zoom in to see it actually wasn’t Billy Gates, but damn what a doppelgänger
It wasn’t ?!??
How dare you talk about my Governor that way!!! 🤪🤪The names that you are giving him are so much higher nicer than what sensical Illinoisans call him. He is a blog run by Chicago Police patrolman. You will see a number of clever names but not as fancy as yours.
https://secondcitycop.blogspot.com/?m=1
I like the sound of sensical, it works, I could tell what you meant. It makes me think of sensible and practical. I think we should bring it into existence. The other side makes up words all the time.
PS: for future reference if you click on the three dots on the right below your comment you can edit it. In this case I recommend you leave it so we can get it added to the dictionary 😀
TMI Kevin. TMI
Tangible Masculine Intellect?
Testicular Momentum Intensifies...
No Kevin. Too much information. But you know that you scamp.
I could have done something besides read that . Satan is real, and I read it. At least there was some sex, so it wasn't as wholesome as most people might think from the title
If it was all gibberish the picture of Elizabeth Cruella Deville Warren (D) was worth it.
Gibberish and KD? ? Why... I never...!!
🤓🤓🤓
Kevin, just some friendly advice in case you’re providing the fireworks (the kind you light with a match) on your next date. Always buy fireworks from the guy who’s missing an eye, or a couple of fingers, that way you know you’re getting the good stuff. Not getting into the other kind of fireworks because it’s Sunday.
Listened to this with the fancy ▶️ Substack button and it was possibly hilariouser. The AI dude had some trouble with "Soufflédolf Hitler" but it was priceless centrist comedy gold nonetheless.
‘Sensible’ not sensical, ‘here’ is a blog. Sorry I didn’t proof read well enough!
I suppose if we can't find a rope strong enough to haul up lard ass Pritzker for treason, we can still stuff him in a vat and melt him down for tallow. His threat to defy federal immigration law sounds like a real insurrection to me. The very same for which ole Jeff Davis barely escaped hanging. Of course the Brits added drawing and quartering to hanging as a proper penalty for treason. Too bad our Constitution outlawed it.
That drawing and quartering would sure make tallow extraction more efficient. And yea, the rope would be a problem anyway.
About that picture. Which two of those three sorta-humans do you think are female? It's either one (at best) or all three. I can't find two there.
LOL the one in the middle claims to be male but his brother thinks that he, the brother, is a she and wears dresses so there is definitely room for confusion. The one on the right gets my “they” designation. I know they is supposed to be more than one but I use it for people when I can’t tell or don’t know their gender.
"They", by that definition, applies most to that pig in the center. That's clearly more than a single person in that suit. And that thing on the right? Shit, I had a dog looked like that once. I shaved his ass and taught him to walk backward. He wasn't much good for fetching after that.
They all have ample breasts…so yeah, that makes it difficult.
This paragraph alone, is worthy of a "like"
"I don’t want to bog down in the details of how hilarious it is for an obese billionaire Jew to refer to illiterate and destitute Guatemalans as “my people”, but I do want to point out that JB Pritzker, Merrick Garland, Alexander Vindman, and Alejandro Mayorkas are all in the Top Ten of ‘Jewish people who I am convinced have been hired by white supremacists to actively make antisemitism way worse by maintaining a high profile as a Jewish person while intentionally behaving like the most despicable godforsaken scumbag you can possibly think of’."
They are disgusting humans, for sure.
Pritzker was born on home plate and thought he struck out.
His Mama told him "No, honey, you hit a homerun."
He then asked "Does that mean I can have another cheeseburger?"
I also thought the one on the right was Bill Gates till I realized it was Gollum.
Oh my!
My Precious! That is.