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Guttermouth's avatar

French has been a two-faced piece of shit since back when my grandmother was merely a drag queen on the weekends.

And look, I worked in social work for years. EVERYONE has taken a turn on inflating those numbers at every possible iteration.

LGBT people have been in my life forever. None of them remotely resemble what's going on today.

No, what passes for LGBTDCKKRZ+@$ today more closely resembles what it is: a massive population being brainwashed into believing they are members of a sexual minority because being a minority and a victim are the only things that earn popular attention and esteem and our young people are starved for both to the point of psychosis.

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Kevin Durant?'s avatar

I bet you aren’t even pansexual or aegosexual. Loser!!

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Guttermouth's avatar

I'm not looking up whatever the fuck aegosexual is.

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Kevin Durant?'s avatar

You’re guttersexual don’t worry about it.

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Guttermouth's avatar

Sweet.

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Kent Schaad's avatar

Fuck. I looked it up and now I’ve got something called “Mogai Wiki” in my internet history.

How many step-mom/step-sister vids do I gotta watch to counter act “Mogai” so my grandkids don’t think I’m closeted when they look me up in the archives?

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Gail Finke's avatar

I have never heard of this substack before just now and this is one of the funniest things I've read in AGES.

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Kevin Durant?'s avatar

🤗🤗🙏🙏

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Stewie's avatar

Agreed. This Don Lemon on Substack is way funnier than the one on CNN.

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Kevin Durant?'s avatar

Don Lemon is actually pretty funny if you pause to consider that he’s being serious.

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ruralbob's avatar

I'm old enough to remember when the kids just wanted to be Goth.

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Kevin Durant?'s avatar

Then you’re old enough to appreciate my awesome Groomer Esiason joke.

😂😂💃🏻💃🏻💃🏻

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ruralbob's avatar

As well as a number of others!

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Gail Finke's avatar

I am AND I live in Cincinnati, so... I laughed at that one.

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AisforApril's avatar

OMG...this article is SO GOOD, funny and spot on. It is literally worth every penny I spent for the subscription. I will be sharing the link. Thank you!

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maxumusK's avatar

Kevin, it's all good, all funny, but it's affect not effect. Sorry, couldn't help myself. It's a bad habit I know.

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Kevin Durant?'s avatar

Your grammatical criticism doesn’t effect me.

💃🏻💃🏻💃🏻

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maxumusK's avatar

That's the kind of humor I was hoping for!

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Kevin Durant?'s avatar

*ooofect

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Kevin Durant?'s avatar

Never mind I found it.

☹️☹️☹️☹️

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Kevin Durant?'s avatar

Crap I usually nail that one where is it?

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Cornelius's avatar

This article makes me realize how much the world lacks irreverence these days. Carry on.

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Black Mage's avatar

I came here from Free Press and your comment about Marxism that made me laugh out loud.

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