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steven t koenig's avatar

So basically you're trying to calculate just how little work you have to do for no money?

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Kevin Durant?'s avatar

😂😂🤓🤓🤓

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Jackson74's avatar

Disingenuous People’s Day is funny enough for its own joke.

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Litr8r's avatar

Especially with Liz Warren’s photo attached!

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Kevin Durant?'s avatar

I thought I picked a pretty awesome one. They have ones photoshopped where she’s in face paint, but I thought the one where she was photographed looking like an unhinged diabolical shit-eating maniac in a silk blouse was better.

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Implausibly Convenient Alibi's avatar

There is no such thing has too much Kevin Durant? Just maybe ban yourself from the comments occasionally to make us feel at home.

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Kevin Durant?'s avatar

🙏🙏😇😇

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Steve G's avatar

Brilliant.

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ruralbob's avatar

Short, long, medium. Anything is fine by me.

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Kevin Durant?'s avatar

“Short, long, medium. Anything is fine by me.”

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If women felt this way we’d be swimmin’ in poontang!!!

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Mimi’s sister's avatar

There needs to be a 🤣 option, not just “LIKE” and REPLY”. Definitely send your jokes, thoughts, whatever, short or long. And do you really care if anyone calls you stinky queer?

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Kevin Durant?'s avatar

Well I mainly just care if they cancel because I really enjoy befouling as many inboxes as possible.

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Mimi’s sister's avatar

If they cancel, they obviously don’t get you, so fuck ‘em. 🤷🏻‍♀️

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DMang's avatar

Agree with this. Anything is fine by me too.

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DisGuested's avatar

Yes please! Thank you. Every time I see an email from “Kevin Durant?” I think to myself “Good. Something fun to look forward to.” (in Louis Armstrong’s voice to the tune of It’s a Wonderful World.)

Edited to add: two KD? posts within 24 hours?! Is it Christmas (the “Holidays”TM) already?

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Anthony's avatar

As an Italian-American I like to honor the day where Democrats accuse my people of genocide for absurd reasons by telling people about how tribes in Arizona like to make a big show about their heritage and lands, and then sell their heritage and lands for money the instant they can.

Exactly as they did hundreds of years ago.

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JoAnna Shaw's avatar

Oh snap! Good one, lol!

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Caek Islove's avatar

This newsletter is absolutely worth every penny of the $79.99/mo investment I make!

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Kevin Durant?'s avatar

🤓🤓🙏🙏

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JJoshua's avatar

My state where they removed the Christopher Columbus statue from the Christopher Columbus Park in the North End of Boston. Despicable. Democrats are despicable

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Gym+Fritz's avatar

Just think, thanks to Trump, there will never be a statue of Hillary, anywhere.

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234's avatar

There's a double-wide trailer park in Arkansas that might like one.

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Robird's avatar

Here in Ohio we still have a capital city named “Columbus “ so we are more or less stuck with the racism and colonialism. I try to make the best of it. A tough hand to play when you are busy trying to maintain misogynistic dominance.

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Kevin Durant?'s avatar

Having a city named Columbus instead of named after an Indian is heap big racist.

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Robird's avatar

Yep. But I am concerned that Chief Wahoo was killed by a bunch of white liberals. So we try to be the best anti-racist racists that we can. But it gets complicated.

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Litr8r's avatar

Any Kevin is better than no Kevin… and always better than the Formerly Free Press!

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steven t koenig's avatar

Agreed!

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BikerChick's avatar

The one situation in which short is better than long.

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Kevin Durant?'s avatar

I mean we could do a long list here but, for example, a short line at the transvestite clinic for kids is better than a long line. The short stairs onto Air Force One were better for Biden than the long stairs. Et cetera.

But I agree with you that huge genitals are the way to go.

👍👍👍👍

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Christie Barnhorst's avatar

Schlong maybe. But not the balls. No grande por favor. 🤮

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Kevin Durant?'s avatar

I can’t express how excited I am that this comments section turned pornographic for no particular reason.

😂😂🥳🥳🥳

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Steve G's avatar

I want the $79.99 (I was going to send you) refunded. I (was going to) send you that much every month for six months now so you need to send me $79.99 X 6 and don’t forget the vig.

Have a blessed day.

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Kevin Durant?'s avatar

LOL the vig. 10% for the big guy?

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steven t koenig's avatar

You should have canceled before you didn't send the money, though I can see how making the same mistake six times in a row would leave you disgruntled

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Steve G's avatar

Disgruntled is pretty much my default mode. Kevin should have known that before he pseudo fleeced me.

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bernie davis's avatar

No no it's happy Jewish Columbus day....Iran was behind getting rid of the Jew Columbus and changing it to American Indian day which where really Russian Siberians

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brianne fitzgerald's avatar

Actually it is still considered Columbus Day a federal holiday in most of Massachusetts ( Boston, Cambridge, home of the Ms Warren herself and Newton are the outliers)

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Larz's avatar

Spam me

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Kevin Durant?'s avatar

😂😂🫡🫡🫡

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234's avatar

Had a beautiful day of Injun...er, Native American Summer here today.

The reason Native Americans don't like us much is because Columbus wouldn't share his grandmother's recipe of baked ziti. Why should he? They insisted on adding vodka to all the marinara sauces. Then they wanted to serve Haitian duck for Thanksgiving. The dogs and cats were happy, but he banished them to a nearby reservation anyway. They're still pissed at us.

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