If I could please have as many people as possible write in the comments on this one; because I need to know how annoying it would be if I sent out newsletters that were short like tweets every time I came up with a joke. I think I’d post a lot more if I could do that, as long as it didn’t cause everyone to call me a stinky queer and cancel their fake subscription that doesn’t cost money. Let me know!!!
And don’t forget to bring your tomahawk to work to celebrate Indigenous People’s Day!!! If you have the corpse of a white settler woman, who was racistly churning butter 500 miles from the nearest teepee, thus necessitating her death, please bring that too.
So basically you're trying to calculate just how little work you have to do for no money?
Disingenuous People’s Day is funny enough for its own joke.