I have spent his whole life telling my teen son not to use the R word and here I am mulling over forwarding this because it gave me biggest laugh and saddest cry I've had all month. I know saying "I hate this timeline" is really overdone, but: seriously.
In addition to having bad taste in Substack, I also speak Chinese, so maybe I have bad taste in everything.
The pinyin for Joe Biden is Zhou Baiden, although adding the g on the end sounds almost identical and kind of funny since deng is pronounced like “dung” in English, which is fitting a guy who craps himself when meeting world leaders.
Omg just discovered your Substack from your comment on TFP’s TGIF and I have spent the last 30 mins laughing so hard I couldn’t breathe. I tried read out loud the best parts to my husband and couldn’t even get the words out I was laughing so hard. He thought I was a lunatic until he read some for himself and about died too. So, thanks. I am hooked. You are of course totally offensive and irreverent but I can’t not subscribe- need more of this commentary in my life.
I will say once more: This is the best Substack. Without question.
I have spent his whole life telling my teen son not to use the R word and here I am mulling over forwarding this because it gave me biggest laugh and saddest cry I've had all month. I know saying "I hate this timeline" is really overdone, but: seriously.
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In addition to having bad taste in Substack, I also speak Chinese, so maybe I have bad taste in everything.
The pinyin for Joe Biden is Zhou Baiden, although adding the g on the end sounds almost identical and kind of funny since deng is pronounced like “dung” in English, which is fitting a guy who craps himself when meeting world leaders.
Omg just discovered your Substack from your comment on TFP’s TGIF and I have spent the last 30 mins laughing so hard I couldn’t breathe. I tried read out loud the best parts to my husband and couldn’t even get the words out I was laughing so hard. He thought I was a lunatic until he read some for himself and about died too. So, thanks. I am hooked. You are of course totally offensive and irreverent but I can’t not subscribe- need more of this commentary in my life.