American Academy of Pedotheatrics
What the chomos and theatre kids who run our country are up to now
Chris Coons (smiling on the left as his daughter gets molested) has previously stated that he wants ‘climate deniers’ silenced on the internet. Obviously, ‘climate deniers’ are just people who disagree with his plan to kneecap our economy with horseshit boondoggles. Anyways, my point is that Chris Coons is happy to watch his own daughter molested right in front of him as long as communism happens. They are very devoted to this cause.
Now seems like a good time for me to roll out my idea for a crowd-funded project. We need about $2 million. The project is to build a giant fountain with statues somewhere in Delaware, similar to the statue/fountain complex in front of Caesar’s Palace. My planned opulent statue/fountain complex will just be a huge statue of Joe Biden showering with his daughter. I guess it’s not a typical fountain because the water will be coming from a shower head so that’s more like a waterfall. Anyways, if you donate $1,000 we carve your name into it or something. Discuss.
There is a recent clip of Biden that went viral and everyone had hottakes on it and everyone was wrong. This was the clip where Biden said it’s “almost sinful” to *not* castrate your son if your son likes the color pink. Obviously this is offensive and dumb and psychopathic and Biden is not actually Catholic and he’s going to hell and etc etc etc. But everyone totally missed the part where Biden admitted that he’s a pedophile.
In the same exact interview Joe Biden said, and I quote
“They’re human beings (children). They love, they have feelings, they have inclinations.”
Okay so the statement “They’re human beings.” is a statement that unequivocally means Biden does not differentiate children from adults. It’s a statement that indicates he believes children are the same as adults……..because he’s a child molester.
Oh but there’s more. Children also “love” and have “inclinations” according to Jiao Bideng. Really, Joe? You hot, sagging diaper of a human being. We are talking about sex changes for kids. I thought they were just in the wrong body. But it turns out that Joe Biden knows that they need the sexual surgery and the pills to actualize their love and their inclinations. What kind of inclinations, Joe? Do these children prefer curly fries with seasoning? Are those the inclinations you’re talking about? No. Of course not. He means *sexual inclinations* because Joe Biden is a child molester. Maybe we should call him Cho Biden, as in chomo……I dunno you can’t really top Jiao Bideng.
Moving on. The Atlantic recently published an article about how COVID actually came from raccoon dogs in the Wuhan wet market. You can google it. I didn’t read it. I don’t need to. Why? Because the virus came from the lab. As soon as I was told about the lab I knew it came from the lab. Anyone who ever thought it didn’t come from the lab after hearing about the lab is a genuine retard.
But let’s grant it to them that it came from the raccoon dogs and not from the lab. Okay, fine. Raccoon COVID. Got it. That’s obviously not the end of the discussion. I view it as follows:
Imagine that you gave your wife AIDS and she was like
“Honey? Why do I have AIDS now?”
and your explanation was
“Well I was going to the whorehouse where I have unprotected sex with lots of prostitutes, and it was hot out, so I was walking barefoot. Outside of the whorehouse, where I bang all of the sluts, there are lots of drug users and you know what I might have stepped on an infected needle!!! I bet that’s why you have AIDS now, sweetie.”
If that’s your story your wife isn’t going to just smack her forehead and be like “Ahhhh dang it!!” and then let it slide. She’s going to say
“Okay cool. Let’s pretend that the reason I have AIDS is because you stepped on a needle (raccoon dog). Putting that aside for a moment………WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU DOING IN THE WHOREHOUSE???”
This is what needs to be said to the transvestite perverts who run our country. You’re experimenting with viruses in Communist China. I don’t care if the pandemic came from Kangaroo Muffins or Raccoon Dogs or Leprechaun Dildos. WE STILL NEED TO ADDRESS THE FACT THAT YOU ARE TEAMING UP WITH CHINESE COMMUNISTS TO PLAY WITH DEADLY VIRUSES. Stop showing Chinese Communists how to tinker with viruses. It’s a separate issue. Raccoons caused the pandemic. Fine. Whatever. You still have to cut out the lunatic China shit, you goddam traitor. Understand?
I will close with my favorite new trend which is the discussion about ‘diversity plane wrecks’. It’s basically just a recognition that affirmative action and pluralism is going to end up hiring a bunch of shitty pilots and as a result people will die LOL. Anyways, this reminded me of my terribly offensive joke from a while ago
Q: What do you call it when a female pilot crashes the plane and kills everyone onboard?
A: Vaginaleven
…….see because it sounds like 9/11 when you say it except it has vaginas……okay I’m explaining jokes now so time to sign off. Next week I will explain how long I think it will take for ChatGPT to cut its virtual dick off and start going by ChatLGBT. Stay tuned!!
I will say once more: This is the best Substack. Without question.
I have spent his whole life telling my teen son not to use the R word and here I am mulling over forwarding this because it gave me biggest laugh and saddest cry I've had all month. I know saying "I hate this timeline" is really overdone, but: seriously.