Videocracy

The rise of the Zoom Meeting parasites

Now seems like a good time to reveal that my nickname for Vivek Murthy is ‘Depop Chopra’, since he’s an Indian and he is clearly part of an effort to depopulate the earth by weaponizing Oprah’s audience with horseshit mysticism and pseudoscience ‘Just Trust Us’ crackpot snake oil injections. If we decide to create a time capsule that will explain to future civilizations why our civilization collapsed, it should include a video file of a recorded Zoom Meeting where Vivek Murthy is talking to a group of 50-year-old women, with gigantic neon-rimmed borderline personality glasses and $450 blouses, about fixing slavery and about how far people should stand apart at the grocery store while also calculating the number of Science Masks you need to wear to feel maximally heroic about your particular brand of Feminine Leninism. The time capsule should be buried under a pyramid made out of Gay Pride parade floats and the tombstone should say “College Educated Diversity Abortions 1776-2008”. (NOTE: I think ‘college-educated’ is supposed to be hyphenated but the tombstone should have at least one typo plus some graffiti from Venezuelan gangbangers and also there should be some human craps and fentanyl dust scattered about.)

((ADDITIONAL NOTE: I’m trying to come up with a way that we can make sure the human craps stay fresh so that the people in the future who discover the tombstone can have an authentic Democrat experience. The best solution we have so far is to inject everyone with mRNA that edits their genes to keep their dung fresh, but so far we have only been able to add this life-saving healthcare to the 131 Flavors Vaccine Cocktail we give to infants and now we have to wait for them to grow up and become homeless before we can do a Gold Standard Double-Blind Randomized Controlled Trial With Fake Data™️.))

Not related to anything but I was recently reminded of Bill Clinton saying that he did smoke marijuana but he did not inhale and I’m now anxiously awaiting a Democrat politician who will say that they did use the women’s locker room when they were younger, and dabbling in transvestism, but they didn’t get that big of an erection and they never removed their thong. Love is love!!!

Okay so how did parasites take over our society? Well, it starts with colleges and women voting. I’m not saying women should not be allowed to vote and I’m not saying that we shouldn’t have colleges. What I am saying is that if white men named Kevin with offensive Substack Newsletters were mostly voting for communism, I would be in the street with a pitchfork screaming about how white men named Kevin with offensive Substack Newslatters should not be allowed to vote. I think everyone should have the right to vote as soon as their demographic group stops voting for communism. Now I know you’re thinking “But, Kevin, how will we know how people will vote if the test is that they can only be allowed to vote when we have confirmed that they will not vote for communism……..when they aren’t allowed to vote?” Well that’s a great question, you wise ass. That’s why we need to institute a Voting “Rights” Regime where everyone is allowed to “vote” but if they vote for communism we throw their ballot into the fireplace (All polling places need a roaring fireplace with a sign that says Democrat Ballot Storage. The Democrat Ballot Fireplace™️ can also be used to roast wieners which is good because under the Voting “Rights Regime we will give a complimentary hot wiener to everyone who isn’t allowed to vote as a consolation prize. Obviously, we will not include a plate or a fork or anything so they will have to carry the wiener home in their bare hands or maybe by balancing it delicately between their front teeth.)

In addition to letting women vote, there’s also a big problem with colleges. The majority of college students are drunk women at this point and really only 10% of the people who have attended college actually needed to attend college. Please remember to never refer to anyone as “college-educated”. You should only describe people as having “attended college” given that our colleges are mainly just rat-infested indoctrination camps. The other 90% of the people who attended college should be picking crops or cleaning toilets. I’m on the borderline of people who should have attended college. I took calculus freshman year and calculus gets progressively more difficult as you go and the last one I took in spring quarter I got a 3.7 but it was really difficult. Obviously, if you get less than a 3.7 in calculus you should be picking crops, but it’s possible that people like myself who got a 3.7 with a lot of effort should also be picking crops. The guy who designed the rocket-catching arms for SpaceX did not have trouble with calculus and he needed to attend college. Claudine Gay and Alejandro Mayorkas and your niece and Randi Weingarten and your wife and Jim Acosta did not need to attend college. (NOTE: The person laughing the hardest at this point is the niece and/or wife who is a mechanical engineer who easily aced calculus and who is fully aware that almost every woman besides them who attended college really should be picking crops and cleaning an oven instead of sending emails about ‘touching base’ and ‘potential synergy’ for $14k/mo.)

I’m not really breaking ground here with the whole ‘overproduction of elites’ thing, but the obvious problem is that the vast majority of our elites are not elite. Pete Buttigieg is a great example. He has an “impressive” elite resume but unfortunately his only real skill is taking three months off during a crisis to celebrate his husband successfully kidnapping an infant. Why are houses too expensive? It’s because you are bidding against 25 different versions of Pete Buttigieg with six-figure salaries. That’s why. If you were just bidding against the guy from SpaceX who designed the rocket-catching arms it would be easy because there’s like five of that guy, total, in the entire country. It basically comes down to productive people versus parasites and our universities create parasites. It’s not that Pete Buttigieg isn’t capable of being a useful person. Our society has just trained him, and everyone who doesn’t understand that Pete Buttigieg should be picking crops, that it’s totally fine to be a godforsaken functionless ding dong.

When we talk about immigration Democrats are always asking “But if we don’t import millions of illiterate Satan-worshippers with bad haircuts, who is going to pick the cotton??” Well the answer to that question is easy; elite Democrats with no skills who attended college will pick the cotton. As we deport the criminal aliens we can have a ceremony where Vivek and Elon fire 80% of the office staff at every company and the criminal aliens hand the newly unemployed Democrats their plunger or pruning shears or whatever like a baton as they all run for their lives while Jocko Willink and Mike Singletary shout “Okay, back to work, everybody!!” over the loudspeaker system. (FINAL NOTE: We will have a cool National Loudspeaker System that can be used to scare the shit out of everyone who is being useless.)

My favorite current example of these pervert clowns clinging to their credentialism pyramid scheme is Democrats saying that Trump hired a TV Personality to run CMS. The first reason this is funny is because the TV Personality in question is also an acclaimed heart transplant surgeon and the only reason he’s currently available for this position is because Democrats just ramrodded an oaf with brain damage into the Senate by magically getting 100% civic participation from neighborhoods where 90% of the people have a car seat with drugs stashed in it and regularly don’t pay their phone bill. This in no way is meant to diminish John Fetterman’s deep and meaningful experience chasing Black guys down the street with his shotgun (actually happened) and discussing the issues and speculating about transformative change while wearing a gigantic sweatshirt.

When Democrats say they want someone with “administrative experience” they are actually saying that they want someone who has been a worthless scumbag for a long time. Anyone with an IQ over 100 could easily walk into the CMS administrator job and do fine. The only problem with Dr Oz is that I don’t think he has a sufficiently seething hatred for our Treason Machine (the federal government). The current CMS Administrator is Chiquita Brooks-Lasure. Here she is pictured below with Mexican Communist Xavier Becerra swearing an oath on stolen land on a White Christian Nationalist Bible with her masked child/victim and her current sex partner.

Replacing Chiquita is not the same as replacing the guy who designed the arms that caught the SpaceX rocket, who is presumably a guy from Japan named Tropicana McMasters. Dr. Oz will be just fine. Anyone who can read and isn’t addicted to drugs would be fine. If somebody wants to explain to me the thing they think that Chiquita did in her office at CMS, after taking the elevator up from the parking garage, that would be too tricky for somebody who has switched someone’s heart without killing them, please let me know. Chiquita Brooks-Lasure (really wish it was Brooks-Leisure since she has a luxury no-show job where she mainly just plans vacations and browses Zillow) went to Princeton and Georgetown but unfortunately we live in a racist country where Black people get special treatment so we can’t tell if that means she is smart or not, but it doesn’t really matter since her job just requires semi-regular attendance and being able to speak broken English.

The bottom line is that we are currently in the midst of a Cold War between the productive class and the parasitic interference class. It may sound like this is just a rerun of workers unite vs the powerful, but it isn’t. There’s the bad version of populism where you are mad at Jeff Bezos because his yacht is too big. That’s just envy. But then there’s the good version of populism, which really shouldn’t be called populism, because simply pointing out that we are bankrupting the country so that millions of people who don’t have any useful skills can pretend to be adults, isn’t really an ideology. Cheers!!