I just read about this lady in Texas who had a snake fall out of the sky and land on her arm and it wrapped itself around her arm and then a hawk, presumably the entity responsible for dropping the snake on her, started attacking the snake wrapped around her arm. This is why I support the Second Amendment. This is why we need guns. If that sort of thing ever happens to you, where a snake falls out of the sky and lands on you and a hawk starts attacking it, you need to be able to kill yourself.
Democrats are saying that you shouldn’t laugh and gloat about the US Womxn’s Futbol Collective losing and looking dumb because you need to support America. This is actually quite similar to an opinion I have heard from many conservative intellectuals who are critical of the ‘new right’. This is best exemplified by Mike Pence’s comment to Tucker Carlson where he said that people who oppose the Ukraine War LLC have a “low opinion of the greatest nation on earth” because those people don’t think we can do great things like defending Ukraine etc etc etc.
No, Mike, we just have a very low opinion of the dickless pagan scumbags who are currently running the greatest nation on earth; AKA Democrats. Admiral Rachel Nutsack Levine and Anthony Mengele Fauci and Debbie Wasserman Schultz and Sargent Face Shield can go ahead and charge the muddy fields of Donbas like it’s World War II if they want. The rest of us are going to remain hesitant and skeptical because you people are fanciful dipshits with no discernible skills.
As a brief aside, if I ever get married (I won’t), the first thing I am going to do is buy cookie dough and season it with dill seasoning and use a gigantic dildo as a rolling pin and then when my wife walks into the kitchen I will say “What? This is dill dough. You want some?” I feel like it is unwise to get married just so I can do this joke but I’ll let you know if I decide to go for it.
Captain Rapey Fingers AKA Jiao Bideng AKA Jose Bideña announced that he’s creating a national Emmett Till monument as a way of distracting from the fact that he is a Communist with Alzheimer’s. I’m wondering if they plan to erect a statue of Emmett Till wearing lipstick and a miniskirt on every street corner. The reason I am wondering this is because that is the only way you could more egregiously turn Emmett Till into a cheap prostitute for Democrats. Biden has no problem turning his own dead son into a prostitute as a means of marginally advancing himself politically, so why not add Emmett Till to his harem?
I literally shit myself when I found this picture. I found it while I was researching this slapdash newsletter. I pooped in my underwear and had to throw my poopy underwear in the garbage and go to the hospital. That’s Patrick Weems. He runs the Emmett Till Interpretive Center. I know, I know. I will wait while you look it up. This is a real thing. Is there a more perfect totally useless dickwad, who has literally never produced anything of value in his entire life, to run the Emmett Till Interpretive Center, than Patrick Weems?? The donkey should not be the Democrat logo. Their logo should be a picture of Patrick Weems. Exploiting dead Black People to own the cons. Awesome job, Pat. Scumbag.
I would respect this guy more if he jacked off on Emmett Till’s tombstone. At least that’s a brave thing to do, although horrible. But no. He’s decided to dedicate his life to pimping out Emmett Till’s corpse and telling everyone that America is evil. Every breath this cocksucker has taken has been devoted to cheapening and demeaning the actual suffering of people like Emmett Till in hopes of implementing communism.
Okay so the last thing is Dasha Burns. She did an interview with Ron DeSantis and she said “there is no evidence Democrats have supported this” in response to Ron’s assertion that Democrats want abortion up until birth. Here is Dasha Burns’ face
Why did I include a picture of Dasha Burns? Why is it important for you to see her face? Because this is the face of the enemy. Her face does not look like the face of the enemy. But what she said on camera to America, right to the face of Ron DeSantis, is such a psychotic lie you can’t even believe it. This isn’t Trump using a Sharpie to extend the path of the hurricane to the original projections. This is a different kind of lie. She said, pretending to be a journalist, knowing the opposite is true, that there is NO EVIDENCE Democrats ever supported abortion to birth. Forget the fact that there is video of New York Democrats having an ecstatic orgy when they passed unlimited abortion.
I cannot express to you how much of a fucking psychopath you have to be to say that earnestly, as Dasha did, as a journalist. We don’t just disagree with Dasha Burns. She is a literal psychopath. Nobody who isn’t a total piece of shit would lie like that. How do I know? Because I’m a piece of shit and I would never dream of lying like that.
When DeSantis came back at her and said it was false she said “It’s rare and these are extremely emotional decisions.” Oh really, bitch? You literally just said there is no evidence of Democrats supporting this………and now you’re supporting it??
These aren’t normal people.
According to Greenwald they get corporate jobs and promotions *because* they lie like that. That's the real job.
Did Hillary Clinton not say abortion to the "very end of the third trimester”? That sounds like, you know very close to giving natural birth. If the baby has a pointy hair, that hair would be sticking out when Hillary still thinks abortion is OK.
That being said, Republicans in blue and purple states gonna have to find somebody to run who is more moderate on abortion than no, never. At least if they want to be able to win.