Omicron is the Most Deadly Variant

Either that or a lot of people are full of shit

With shortages reappearing across the country, I would be remiss if I didn’t attack, once again, the people hoarding toilet paper who are engaged in what I call ‘Wipe Supremacy’.

This reminds me of my lifelong hatred of single ply toilet paper. I don’t hate it for the same reason everyone else hates it. I hate it for the same reason I hate the government. It’s stupid. It makes no sense. It’s single ply so you just use twice as much. It’s totally pointless. No savings is realized.

But what bothers me most about single ply toilet paper is that somewhere, in a nondescript office building, much like with government, there is a guy, the guy who came up with single ply toilet paper, who thinks that HIS desire to save money on toilet paper is going to exceed MY desire to not get shit on my hands. The arrogance of this guy. It’s appalling. Maybe his name is Pete Buttisludge.

Okay so now I need to explain why omicron is incredibly deadly.

When the pandemic started we had 330 million unvaccinated people. Correct? Nobody was vaccinated. Currently, we have 55 million unvaccinated people. That means the current unvaccinated population is 1/6th the size of when we started.

We have been told reliably, over and over and over and over again, like a girlfriend texting you when you’re in a meeting, that basically ALL of the COVID deaths are unvaccinated. So that means the 1800 deaths per day we are experiencing with omicron, with 1/6th the unvaccinated population size, are equivalent to 10,800 deaths per day early on. This never happened. 11,000 deaths per day? Hmmm.

But wait, it’s worse than that. Over 99% of those classified as seniors are vaccinated. So that means this current unvaccinated population, which is 1/6th the size of the original unvaccinated population, includes basically zero elderly people. So we are experiencing the equivalent of 10,800 deaths per day in the early days IF we also were NOT counting the elderly deaths. Does this make sense to anyone? Pandemic of the unvaccinated? Nope.

Something is fake. That’s all I can tell you. I have ideas, but that’s not important. If you think you know the fake thing that is happening right now with the mild cold that kills 1800 people per day when applied to a population of 55 million people that includes basically zero seniors…..let me know.

Separately, the vaccine that you have to take over and over and over in order for it to work, is somewhat reminiscent of single ply toilet paper (see previous newsletter where I compared it to a combover). I’m waiting for a quilted double ply vaccine that works.

Oh and by the way, the idea that escape variants are brewing in the unvaccinated is fairly dumb. Forget the fact that the vaccinated are infected as hell at this point. So you’re telling me that the virus figures out how to get around the vaccine by replicating in unvaccinated people without ever encountering the vaccine? That sounds extremely fake. That’s like trying to crack a safe from across town by thinking really hard about the code.

The fact is that vaccinated people are the ones spreading the virus most efficiently because they are infected and they don’t feel it…..because they are vaccinated. They don’t get sick, they just get infected and spray it everywhere.

If you’re old or compromised in some way you should probably take the vaccine. The monoclonal antibody treatment would be better, but Democrats ruined that so you’re stuck with the vaccine.

Oh and I also need to make a prediction. I don’t think the daily deaths will ever fall below 500 per day unless they change hospital protocol. They are testing people so they can find COVID and then the billing department takes over. Maybe I’m wrong so please send me hate mail when daily deaths drop below 500.