Do you like the picture I included? I chose it because she’s a…….person of color. See because she’s coloring. So…….even the crickets are chirping unenthusiastically right now because of that joke.
This is a short one, I just thought of an awesome idea for how parents can exploit the pandemic even more than they already are with the $300 per kid per month pandemic tax credit which is being used 90/10 for blackjack/weed. I’m sure most parents don’t give their kids a spanking anymore but I have to assume being ‘grounded’ is still a thing.
So if your kid gets in trouble and you want their grounding to have extra teeth, just make them take a PCR test and have Labcorp spin it for 40 cycles. As the CDC recently admitted, these tests are basically guaranteed to test positive if you’ve been within 100 yards of COVID in the last 15 months.
So if your kid doesn’t respect your arbitrary grounding punishment, the government will send guys with guns to enforce quarantine. And if your kid has been really naughty just scatter some MAGA paraphernalia around their room and call the feds. Then they’ll be on the no-fly list which is the most legit lifetime version of being grounded that Mao Zedung currently offers.
(Mao Zedung is my nickname for Biden since he pooped his pants at the Vatican)
((Next time smoke comes out of the Vatican I am going to claim that they are just burning one of Biden’s dirty diapers))
I'm constantly on the lookout for people messing up the Chinese language, so I was a little triggered by your spelling of Mao Ze Dong until you clarified. But yeah, more people should be talking about Biden being an utter joke on the international stage. These things used to come up in presidential debates with regard to being "tough" on foreign politics, but it never occurred to me that someone would utterly debase and befool oneself to the extent that our current president has done and continues doing.