This is just a brief update.
The extent to which I am a genius really cannot be overstated. In my last deeply offensive and ill-advised newsletter, I explained how the Nashville ponytail guy is a stereotypical psychopathic narcissistic abuser, similar to David Koresh and the Bikram Yoga guy.
Holy Jesus, it is like he read the newsletter and is efforting mightily to prove me right. For reasons I don’t understand, they let that dipshit cocksucker back in the building and he made an entrance that would make Ric Flair jealous.
He literally walked down the aisle, arms linked, with that idiot slut Gloria Johnson, who is his first real cult member. She might as well have been a child bride. The only way for him to make this more David Koreshian would have been for him to hire Janet Reno’s sexual partner to drive a flamethrower tank through the front door.
NOTE: I only said “Janet Reno’s sexual partner” because I thought it might make some of you poop and vomit simultaneously and then I’d get some funny messages about it.
MORE NOTE: The only reason I know her name is Gloria Johnson, and I’m being dead serious, is because I’m watching Rodent Whore Nicole Wallace’s show as I’m typing this and Gloria Johnson is on the show. I would have had to Google it otherwise. Amazing. Not joking.
EVEN MORE NOTING: Nicole Wallace is one of the nastiest cunts to ever live but she mystifies me because she’s literally the only person where I can’t tell if she’s a psychopath or a useful idiot. That’s why I watch her show. I’m looking for clues so I can solve this mystery. Regardless, she’s a horrifying sack of shit…….omg and she just handed it off to Ari Melber who is the most obvious useful idiot of all time. He seems kinda nice. He’s still engaged in outright Nazism so he doesn’t get a pass but……okay I’m off track. This was supposed to be short.
Anyways, additional proof that I’m a genius emerged just today. It hasn’t been released yet but Liel Leibovitz just wrote a cover piece for Commentary Magazine called ‘The Return of Paganism’. John Podhoretz calls it a small masterpiece. Without boring you on the details of conservative thought, John Podhoretz is kinda the main guy right now. He told me to stop emailing him because I was explaining (very politely and NOTHING like this newsletter I promise you) in great detail how he is inadvertently helping communists. Understandable that he would take offense to that since I’m basically calling him a useful idiot politely.
Why does this piece by Liel Leibovitz, which hasn’t been released yet, in the preeminent conservative intellectual magazine further prove that I’m a genius? Because I’ve been calling Democrats “Bloodthirsty Pagan Collectivists” for ten years. If you’ve read my comments in Bari’s Substack you know this. It’s like a catchphrase.
Okay so I’m a genius and you need to read Substack comments to know that I’m a genius or subscribe to my newsletter which goes to 19 people……..oh shit, it turns out I’m a deluded megalomaniac just like the Democrats!!!!! 😭😭😭
Okay I don’t want to end this on a sad note so I would like to poll the audience. Which phrase is more reprehensible and cringeworthy?
A) the Jews will not replace us
B) no one is above the law
Okay, bye.
It's "you're", genius. 😂😂😂
They’re both repeated by Nazis... and Hitler was the alpha Nazi. Hitler was also a vegan. Many leftists are vegan, too. Therefore by the transitive 🏳️⚧️ property of non sequitur Jon Oliver logic, that makes leftists Nazis. Because trans logic.