To start with, this is the second time that Joe Biden has quoted Governor Chris Sununu positively. I don’t know much about Chris Sununu, except that he might run for President. But I can tell you one thing for sure: I am never ever voting for him. Joe Biden is the most rotten and corrupt piece of shit in DC, maybe in the history of DC, and if he thinks you’re smart and reasonable, you’re basically a child molester in my view.
So Captain Dickweed, Joe Biden, the squinty-eyed fragrant asshole who is currently President, just gave a speech where his main attack against Republicans was
“What are you for?”
You’ve heard this attack before a million times. It’s supposed to make Republicans look bad because they are obstructionist and don’t have any plans and are generally Negative Nancys.
Let me explain this to DC Democrats so that they can understand. You are the federal government. While Republicans generally do a poor job, they occasionally represent my interests in the federal government. So, what am I ‘for’? With you? The federal government? What central planning am I for? None. Do you understand? I am OPPOSED to central planning. I’m not for it. I oppose it. This is not tricky.
If you’re a federal government official, asking me what I’m ‘for’ is like a rapist asking their rape victim what she’s for.
“What are you even for? Are you just opposed to everything? Come on man. Let’s compromise. How about 69?”
Like rape victims, conservative taxpayers are not ‘for’ anything. We just want you to stop.
Generally, in life, I am ‘for’ all sorts of things. But none of what I am ‘for’ involves these mother fuckers. Republicans will maybe say they are ‘for’ tax cuts. I’m not even really ‘for’ tax cuts. I’m just opposed to taxes so I want you to stop. Stop. Leave. That’s what I want.
If a homeless guy wanders into your house and proposes taking a dump on the stove, imagine if the homeless guy said
“Oh yeah well what’s your plan?? What are you for?”
That statement, to me, is even more offensive than him taking a dump on my stove. Republicans would probably compromise and get him to shit in the sink or maybe only turn the burners up to 2 instead of 9. Compromise!! No. Immediately no. No no no. No, I don’t have an alternative plan, homeless guy. I’m not ‘for’ ANYTHING in this scenario. I’m not negotiating. I just want you to leave my house.
So please, Democrats, understand, I am not ‘for’ ANY version of central planning, rape, or stove dumps. I want you to leave. That’s it. You’re terrible and I hate you. Goodbye.
Republicans are for taking back the freedoms this whispering pedophile bully spent two years systematically raping out of me.
I'd vote for a dead possum if it took jobs away from this piece of Taco Bell shit and all of his evil friends.
Ok, you and Guttermouth are hilarious. I hate them too, but I’m not capable of the colorful descriptions like y’all! So thanks for the laugh 😂 (FJB/LGB!)