Briefly I must say that I physically cannot listen to Biden talk. It’s like watching a toddler carry tomato soup over fresh carpeting. But recently it’s gotten even worse and it’s the smacking. Am I the only person hearing this? Biden is smacking his lips. Every 15-20 seconds with the smacking. All I heard Biden say last time he attacked my personal space was
“Smack smack communism smack smack white supremacy smackity smack it’s part of the process smack smack smack communism smack smack your 15-year-old daughter has nice legs smack smack smack!!!!”
Can’t stand it. Give me Obama’s low IQ megalomaniacal preening any day over this douche nozzle.
Okay now about the vaccine. The following note appeared in The Dispatch:
In a report published over the weekend, the Centers for Diseases Control concluded that available evidence shows both fully vaccinated individuals and those previously infected with COVID-19 have a “low risk” of additional infection for at least six months, but that “substantial immunologic evidence” indicates that vaccination following infection “significantly enhances protection and further reduces risk of reinfection.”
Okay so who here doesn’t even need to read the CDC report to know the horseshit they are pulling? First of all, the “vaccination following infection significantly enhances protection and further reduces risk of reinfection” portion is only one paragraph of a 59,000 page CDC report. But of course this is what The Dispatch highlighted because we must bash people with natural immunity over the head with pseudoscience until they submit because we have lost our minds and we are now following David Koresh.
My first guess on what they meant by “significantly enhances” was something like “vaccinated people die 1 out of a million and those with natural immunity die 1.3 out of a million. That’s a 30% increase going from 1 to 1.3…….out of a million *voice trailing off*…….Significant!!”
My other guess was that the CDC was just measuring antibodies and all they did was notice an uptick in antibodies after vaccinating people with natural immunity………because fucking of course there is an uptick in antibodies when you inject someone with a magnet for the antibodies you dishonest jackasses.
It’s closer to the second one except even dumber than I imagined. Here’s the CDC:
“In one study of healthcare workers vaccinated 7–11 months after infection with SARS-CoV-2, antibody titers measured 6 days following their first vaccination dose were twice as high as the antibody titers measured the month after their initial infection”
Again, that’s from the CDC and I’m just assuming they wrote it with a straight face but who knows.
So when you measure antibodies after 6 days it’s twice as high as when you measured after 30 days earlier on? Wow. The Science™️. And this is from the people who previously demanded gold standard double-blind randomized control trials with peer review DURING A GODDAM EMERGENCY before we could give people aspirin and budesonide, because we must wait for The Science™️ which magically arrives 5 or 6 days after Trump loses. Meanwhile we are jamming ventilators into both holes because nobody knows what to do.
And by the way the ‘protection’ part of “significantly enhanced protection” was only presumed because this was strictly immunologic data.
And this is what I mean by the combover vaccine. Combovers do work and the vaccine also works, but it works exactly like a combover and only bald people actually need combovers. Not that I would oppose federally mandated combovers for everyone regardless of scalp for comedic purposes.
You have to keep doing it over and over every morning because you’re just covering up the problem. In this case the problem is that IF your immune system is not at full strength, or if you are physiologically compromised, due to age or comorbidity or extreme hangover, COVID is bad enough that it can get totally out of control before your body has a chance to crank out the antibodies it already knows how to make, either from previous infection or from vaccination.
That’s why the vaccine stops working after like 8 minutes and does virtually nothing to stop the disease from spreading at any point. So we have to keep injecting you over and over and over to make sure the antibodies are readily circulating and so Moderna has more cash than Saddam Hussein in his prime.
So go ahead and get the vaccine every 4 months if you have health issues. It’s probably smart. Some of you do probably need to have antibodies constantly circulating. Your antibody skills can’t be hiding in memory B-cells in your spleen, or whatever it is, because COVID spirals out of control too rapidly if you’re compromised.
On the other hand, if you’re 23 and you have thick lustrous hair, go ahead and skip the combover. It looks ridiculous and it is totally unnecessary.
You write well, very funny and intelligent.