Chris Hayes was the first person who came to mind when I needed a picture of someone obnoxiously preening. If there were Vegas odds on Chris Hayes having a son who is a transvestite it would be -300. Meaning you’d have to bet $300 to win $100 because of how likely it is for Chris Hayes to have a son who is a mentally-ill douchebag.
Okay so I have a theory about what might happen here. I think Trump is going to prison. They are doing this so the 2024 election will be all about Trump and Democrats will sweep. That’s the main reason. They are also doing this so that people will be too terrified to challenge elections in Democrat cities. Even if you don’t think Democrats cheat, there is no doubt that *now* they can cheat as much as they want because if you contest an election you will get charged with racketeering and fraud and etc etc. Another reason they are doing this is because they want to entice a psycho Trumper to do some Jansixing. Obviously they are praying for an attack of some sort. Hopefully nothing happens.
But what I think will happen in the end will be the most obnoxious thing ever. You will be begging to be buried alive in sewage by the end of it. They are going to sweep 2024 because of all of this and Trump will go to prison. They will leave him there for a few months as a victory lap. Then, after doing all of this to interfere with FIVE CONSECUTIVE ELECTIONS, with them winning once again, they will find a way to release Trump from prison. Why? Because now they get to really humiliate you. I call this The Preen New Deal.
They will demand that you thank them for their magnanimity. They are selflessly releasing a convicted criminal because they love the United States (which is a white supremacist state built by slaves on stolen land) so much that they just want us to have unity and democracy once again. They are releasing Trump, after using lawfare to corrupt five consecutive elections, as an olive branch to you and you must accept it because they are making sensible moderate dignified sacrifices to restore the soul of our nation. Don’t you want unity??
Do you see how fucking obnoxious this is going to be? I could be wrong but I’d love to hear arguments for how Trump avoids prison because I don’t see it. I think he goes to prison and Democrats sweep 2024 and then they go nuts, starting with sadistic humiliation and finishing with packing the court so that they can do Nazism unimpeded. Good times!!
The democrats are like Preenie Babies. No matter how many you collect, they’re still worthless.
Allow me to be blunt.
The Republicans are the biggest pussies if they allow no election challenges to happen moving forward. They are pussies anyways, so I have low expectations for what they will do.