I feel obligated to share that I was going to title this piece ‘The Gnash Anal Debt’, but the pun where I explain how the coming debt crisis will result in gnashing of teeth as the anal-penetration-like pain of servicing the national debt becomes overwhelming, was too much of a stretch. Pun intended with too much stretching.
Anywho, we are once again debating what to do with the psychotic and overtly communist programs that Democrats have instituted over the past 100 years. As usual Democrats have chosen elder abuse as their strategy. Every time they get a chance, Democrats systematically terrorize the elderly, and the otherwise vulnerable, by telling them that a plan where we stop giving money from a widows and orphans program to Bill Gates will result in them eating dog food inside of a dumpster filled with used diapers and condoms.
Why does this emotionally manipulative ploy, which would only be used by literal psychopaths, and which will result in catastrophe, make me laugh so hard? Well I’m glad you asked.
When the debt crisis hits, let’s say in 2050, and the unsustainable reality of these programs, where you give $26 to the government and then they give you $600,000 over your final 15 years, becomes undeniable, what will America look like? Well, to use the absolutely abhorrent and maniacally bigoted language of the left, America will be mostly black and brown. And this future population of the United States, which will be mostly black and brown, will experience enormous suffering when the debt crisis hits. So why is this funny?
Well, because the enormous suffering that the mostly black and brown population of the United States will experience in 2050 will only be happening because we recklessly gave out shitloads of unnecessary welfare. And that welfare will have gone disproportionately to Elderly White Christian Nationalists.
This might be the funniest thing of all time. It’s definitely the funniest thing in the history of politics.
Before I sign off I want to remind everyone that I said, before anyone, that the Biden classified documents scandal is just the Democrat’s way of taping of the crime scene and I have never been more right.
Avril Haines just told the Gang of Eight that she can’t tell them anything about the Biden or Trump documents because there is an ongoing investigation. The extent to which this is flat-out tyranny cannot be overstated. The Gang of Eight is the ranking House Republican and Democrat on the Intelligence Committee and the ranking Republican and Democrat Senator on the Intelligence Committee plus the Speaker of the House and the Minority Leader and the Senate Majority and Minority Leader. ALL of them have the absolute maximum Top Secret clearance. They know where the aliens are and who killed Kennedy and how badly Biden raped Tara Reade.
We allegedly live in a democratic republic and these representatives of the citizenry being denied transparency by the permanent bureaucracy represents an overthrow of the United States government and the onset of legitimate despotic totalitarianism. Of course in reality this shift to Nazism happened 50 years ago and we just didn’t notice because it is a low-key kinda chill Nazism. But it is still Nazism. You boil the frog because it works, not because you are patient.
Fortunately, as an old codger, I plan to be dead in 2050 - likely killed by my government.
“You boil the frog because it works, not because you are patient” is brilliant, I’m going to steal that for sure