So I was looking for something in my notes the other day and I stumbled across something I copy/pasted from The Dispatch comments section after January 6th. LOL just doesn’t cover it.
When you read this you will see why I copy/pasted it. This sack of shit is on the internet lying with every fiber of his being and you would be shocked if you knew how many people are doing this. The Media Matters monitor in Bari Weiss’s Substack is Matt Mullen (get it?). I picked him out about 48 hours after joining.
HERE IS THE AMAZING VERY TRUE COMMENT BY AN HONEST DISPATCH COMMENTER:
“My story of how I got I brainwashed: Dear Trump Supporters, It’s going to be okay. I know many of you are so worried right now. I understand. When Obama became president I was convinced the communists were coming and America was through. I filled my basement with food, had bug out bags, learned survival skills, bought weapons and scouted out secure locations and made contingency plans. If there had been a march on the Capitol in those days I would have been right there in the middle of it. I was a sign waving Tea Party patriot. I’d been listening to Limbaugh and Glen Beck and reading everything I could find on the internet about the coming peril and how to prepare. Please listen to me. IT IS NOT REAL. It’s all over exaggerated hype to build an audience, and much of it is straight out lies. (Since those days, I have learned how to fact check and listen more carefully. Rush is a liar. He is not right or truthful about much of anything.) But no one could convince me of that back then. I had all the facts. And I was right. But you know what finally got through to me? My daughter’s tears because I was filling her life with so much fear, it was starting to ruin her childhood. I wasn’t afraid. I was prepared, but she was in tears. And at that moment I had to choose either her or to unplug and let it all go. I unplugged and pretty much missed the entire Obama presidency. And you know what? I never once needed my survival kit. I donated all the food to a church pantry. Guys. Obama was further to the Left than Biden and we survived. Biden is practically a centrist Republican. He cares deeply about this nation and all of us. He wants there to be 2 healthy parties because it’s important for a good democracy to have competing ideas. Some of his best friends in the Senate are Republicans who genuinely respect him. He’ll listen to ideas from both side of the aisle and work with them. He is going to get the pandemic under control and bring back economic stability. That’s his reputation. That’s how he has been doing things his whole political career. He brought Harris on to the ticket as a nod to the progressive leanings of his party, but much of his cabinet is centrist and not far left. He’ll listen to good ideas from both left and right. And for Harris, could I just encourage all of us to listen to her and hear what she wants and is actually saying. It’s not the same as what talk show people are saying about her. She’ll be a fine VP. It’ll be okay. If you want to DM me or call me and talk about it, or comment here, that’s fine by me. But I want you to know, it’s going to be okay. There is so much crazy talk swirling about the internet these days. Biden will be a good president who can bring healing to our nation if we let him. Let’s let him. But if Trump supporters continue to act out like they did last week. Well, then they are going to have no choice but to crack down and things are going to get dicey. Just back it off, there’s no need to get crazy. If someone acts like a domestic terrorist, they are going to be treated like one.”
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Okay so THAT person is a lifelong Democrat, an activist hack, and they are gaslighting the conservative readers on purpose. Member of The Dispatch, so yeah. That’s not what makes them a piece of shit. What makes them a piece of shit is that they are lying in a way that is elaborate, manipulative, conniving, and nefarious. It’s way worse than just trolling.
“But you know what finally got through to me? My daughter’s tears because I was filling her life with so much fear, it was starting to ruin her childhood.”
LMAO
“Biden will be a good president who can bring healing to our nation if we let him.”
OMFG
“Biden is practically a centrist Republican. He cares deeply about this nation and all of us.”
JFC OMG YGBFKM
“He is going to get the pandemic under control and bring back economic stability. That’s his reputation.”
LOLOLOLOL
It’s incredibly funny when you read it with hindsight. But imagine being a regular person online at the time thinking you’re meeting regular honest folks in the comments section.
As much as I would love to tell you that the imaginary lowlifes who allegedly had anti-Obama apocalypse bunkers, like this guy, are the exact type of worthless dipshits who would vote for Joe Biden feeling uplifted and enlightened and moderate.……..NO. That’s not a thing. This shit is entirely fake. His daughter wasn’t crying. He doesn’t have a daughter.
Don’t believe people on the internet. Ever.
Seems he has confused Y2K prepping with an Obama win. He is obviously too young to have been adulting in 2000, maybe even 2008. He does have a daughter- she was in kindergarten when Trump won in 2016 - she was crying her eyes out cause Hillary lost to a misogynist.
But seriously, I enjoy your writing. I have never laughed so hard in my life (Lostralia). Some days I need a good fit of laughter!
I had a rule that got me through 2021 pretty successfully: If I read it or heard it, it wasn't true. I am continuing that through 2022.