TGIF

I woulda said this probably

I’m banned from TGIF so I’m posting this here. Kamala Harris is white. Joe Biden is dead. If I wasn’t banned, here’s what I woulda said:

“Joe’s family, including Hunter, sat along the wall of the Oval Office as he spoke. The president talked about the cancer moonshot, ending the war in Gaza, putting the party over himself”——————————————————We don’t talk enough about Biden’s fake cancer charity that spent all of the money it raised on paying salaries to his friends and then closed down after not doing anything. Biden’s fake cancer charity didn’t just *not* cure cancer, it simply did not do anything at all and it *was* a cancer.

Unsurprisingly, Biden’s fake cancer charity was functionally the exact same as our federal government.

“Here’s the thing about Kamla: she is hilarious and campy, but unintentionally so. Any goodwill that her goofy dances or weird turns of phrase garner should be considered bonus points”———————————————————-I’m not sure if the Black guys she put in prison for weed would agree that she’s hilarious. They also wouldn’t agree that she’s Black because she looks like she’s half white and half Pakistani.

Also, I don’t want to hear about how we can’t discuss Kamala’s career as a prostitute. It’s not “slut shaming” to point out that she sucked and gagged her way to the top. It’s disrespectful to sluts to call that “slut shaming”. Sleeping your way to the top is inhumane, disgusting, unethical, and disqualifying behavior. Only scumbags do that. Kamala is a scumbag.

“So Cheatle’s toast, Biden’s out, and Bob Menendez just resigned, too, after being convicted on 16 counts of bribery, conspiracy, extortion, obstruction of justice, wire fraud, conspiracy, and acting as a foreign agent.”——————————————————

So Menendez is in a safe seat in New Jersey where the replacement will be a Democrat and he was taking money from Egypt which is not helping Biden end the war before the election by keeping their (clears throat loudly) BORDER WALL closed?

Sounds to me like Menendez was doing what everyone else is doing.

“Kamala’s powerful coastal energy nicely; and Arizona senator Mark Kelly, the former astronaut whose wife, Gabby Giffords, survived an assassination attempt and who has since become a champion of stricter gun control.”——————————————————That was not an assassination attempt. That was a random shooting. Mark Kelly will be the VP because it allows Democrats to win Arizona, pretend they care about the border invasion, and profiteer off of the Giffords shooting and hopefully neutralize the fact that Democrats just tried to murder Trump on TV.

Also, Mark Kelly has a douchey suburban cuckold dad Fetterman sort of vibe so that will also help.

“What’s not to like? Describing the pros and cons of picking Shapiro, CNN’s John King said, “He’s a first-term governor, he’s Jewish, there could be some risks in putting him on the ticket.” Is the election on Rosh Hashanah or something?”—————————————————

No, Nellie, it’s an election where you need Democrat activists, who are ALL hardcore communist antisemites who hate Jews and America, to collect the 25 million ballots that would not be submitted if we had real elections.

“Notably absent (Netanyahu speech) was Kamala Harris, who as vice president would ordinarily preside over a joint session like this. She skipped the speech to attend a Zeta Phi Beta sorority convention which, as a Chi O, I completely get.”——————————————————Oh wow look!! It’s suddenly acceptable to ruthlessly mock a Black lady for attending a Black event because this time it offended Jews. If only we were allowed to ruthlessly mock all people all of the time…….