TGI Oooooof

Katie Herzog evacuates her Friday bowels into our eyeballs

“I’m back! Despite the best efforts of the TGIF comment section to get me sent to The Free Press Gulag for being a snowflaking, Trump-deranged, gender nonconforming, purple-haired SJW”

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The narcissistic projection here is almost unfathomable. I’m really sorry people said that your writing sucks balls, Katie (her writing is fine and I bet a total of one person complained). But there’s a difference between simply being told you are bad at your job and having some lesbos turn your account off. I’m writing this from the *actual* gulag because I was *actually* banned and your oppression is fake, cupcake. But you already know that your oppression is fake because you’re a woman and the dominate industry of womanhood is fake oppression.

“Oddly, his background isn’t that different from rival J.D. Vance: they both have blue-collar pedigrees, served in the military, and used education to work their way up.”

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JD Vance is a Marine who went to Yale after being accepted as a white person with no references and he is a multimillionaire with a hot wife and a hit movie. Chairman of the Joint Chiefs Tim Walz, who served in Vietnambla, went to Chadron State College and his wife is a disgusting communist pigwhore with a deleted Wikipedia page.

“He also has some woefully uninformed opinions on free speech, and, as Aaron Sibarium of The Washington Free Beacon pointed out, under his leadership, the Minnesota Department of Health allocated Covid drugs based on race.”

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If anyone is wondering how Nazism happened it is because of people like Katie referring to genocidal tyrant maniacs like Tim Walz as “woefully uninformed”. No, Katie, he is a despicable subhuman piece of shit who tried to withhold medical care from political opponents he who wants to outlaw political dissent by calling it hate speech and misinformation. Again, his wife is a nasty pigwhore.

“Missouri Rep. Cori Bush became the second member of the Squad to be ousted from her position, following the defeat of Jamaal Bowman in the New York Democratic primary last month. In both cases, the incumbents lost to more moderate candidates who had the backing and financial support of the United Democracy Project, an AIPAC-aligned super PAC focused on support of Israel. Or maybe their constituencies had enough of the constant focus on a place they’ve never been at the expense of the place they live in? Either way, this might not do anything to quell those pesky rumors about Jews controlling, well, everything, but if that were true, we’d probably be talking about vice presidential candidate Shapiro, right? ”

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I’m just going to admit that I’m very tired of hearing about how people support Jews but also that they don’t really mind Democrats that much. Democrats are the party of Black women and they will kill the maximum number of Jews as soon as they can get away with it. Cori Bush and Jamal Bowman are less dangerous than their replacements because you know what they are. AIPAC is a terrorist organization that is trying to get Jews killed.

“And what’s the problem with that, you might be thinking? I mean, we don’t make students pay for toilet paper. It’s a good question and the answer is, right-wingers on Twitter (Hi, Chaya) quickly pointed out the bill requires tampons to be put not just in girls’ bathrooms but in all bathrooms.”

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Public schools were a good idea when most people were Christians. But now that most people are possessed by Satan it’s a bad idea.

“GLAAD spent gas money on CEO’s summer house: The New York Times is out with a juicy exposé about the LGBTQ advocacy group GLAAD’s lavish spending on its CEO and president Sarah Kate Ellis. The highlights: GLAAD spent $60,000 on first-class flights and hotel accommodations”

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Trump is facing life in prison because of a bookkeeping error where he used his own money to pay off a Democrat whore who was extorting him.