Okay so they shot down the Communist Balloon. Ana Navarro is just fine, don’t worry, if you were thinking about doing that joke.
So what can we learn from this episode? Well, the first thing we can learn is that everyone is terrible at asking questions. While I heard many people question how a balloon is better than a low-orbit satellite at taking spy photos, I didn’t hear anyone say “You can’t release spores from a satellite.” because obviously that is the difference.
Why didn’t they shoot it down over Montana? Really? Because they didn’t want the evidence to land in Montana. Duh. So they shot it down off the coast of South Carolina. Because people with iPhones don’t live in the Atlantic Ocean.
Here’s the comment we got from Retarded Emperor Jiao Bideng
“They successfully took it down and I want to compliment our aviators who did it”
I don’t mean to be petty or demeaning to our aviators, who probably aren’t even trans, and who might even be white cracker ass crackers, but Jesus Christ can you imagine anything that is *more* the antithesis of the Top Gun mindset than shooting down a gigantic gay-ass Chinese disease-spreading crop-killing balloon casually floating in the wind?
It’s like training a team of Navy SEALS and then their mission is to get free chips and salsa on a Friday in San Antonio.
I just want everyone to remember, when China invades Taiwan, and all of your money evaporates, that the main reason we have destroyed the entirety of Ukraine is because it will allegedly deter China from invading Taiwan.
And then, when China invades Taiwan, which it will, and your retirement fund is at zero, I want you to remember the people who told you that destroying Ukraine would deter China. I want you to remember the specific people. And I want you to know that those people are liars and morons and sacks of shit.
I am predicting the future. I will be right. Just watch.
...'Retarded Emperor Jiao Bideng'...I will never know another...
You are correct, as usual. I cry as I laugh.