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Apr 9, 2023Liked by Kevin Durant?

More laughs in one Substack than I usually get in a month - often longer. Thanks, Kevin!

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Apr 10, 2023Liked by Kevin Durant?

I wish I could ‘like’ this post a thousand fucking times!

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I would have subscribed like a year earlier if I hadn't actually believed it would cost that much. But even with the obvious hyperbole there's more truth here in one article than the MSNBCunts can manage in a given week. I mean, you don't pretend that Donald Trump is still in charge so that's a really low bar to clear, but still.

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This was pretty enjoyable to read. I kind of want to write like this but I am concerned I would just lose subscribers. But then again, you have way more than me.

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You rule!

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Apr 10, 2023Liked by Kevin Durant?

The oldest depictions of Jesus are from tombs carved before emperor Constantine and show Him with normal length hair and a clean-shaven, round, youthful face. He uses a wand to perform miracles so He looks like Harry Potter, sans glasses.

The long haired portraits appeared after the rise of monastic asceticism in the later half of 4C and in 5C

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But JP Sears has long hair and he is awesome . So now my brain hurts. How can both things be true ?!?

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