Oh good, more psychopaths
Fact-based data-driven analysis of the lunatic douchebags who wear ponytails
I just realized that the people who love abortion so much that they are voting for communism and anarcho-tyranny just so they can maintain this totally unnecessary and hitlerian practice, are actually going to end up releasing so many prisoners and opening the border to such an extent that the number of rapes will go up to a level where abortion might actually be something we need to discuss.
Totally unrelated to anything, I was wondering the other day if we could fully fund schools by charging the pervert Democrat teachers (who are really excited for sexy-talking the kids) a cover charge to enter the school like it’s a strip club. Admittedly, this is grossly unethical but I don’t see how it is *more* unethical than what we are currently doing. So morally it’s a wash and then we get savings for property owners. Seems like a win.
Briefly I also want to address the Clarence Thomas thing. So I heard Justice Thomas took a bunch of gifts and didn’t report it and I thought “Well that sounds bad except for the fact that I will bet my life right now, sight unseen, that this is total horseshit.” After watching maybe 45 minutes of MSNBC hosts spraying diarrhea to and fro and yelling at the effeminate retards who watch MSNBC about how Clarence Thomas is going to overthrow our Democracy with a fire extinguisher full of pubes, I looked into it for about 19 seconds and discovered that Clarence Thomas is best friends with a rich guy. Why does that matter? Because the gifts weren’t giant gold medallions and fur coats. The gifts were vacations. Clarence Thomas has a rich friend and went on vacation with him.
(I watch MSNBC for comedy so I reject any commonality with their bloodthirsty pagan collectivists audience)
Now I am totally fine sending Clarence Thomas to prison for this, as long as we also send to prison every other public official who has gone on vacation with a rich friend. We would have to build a shitload of prisons. The rule being cited applies to all government officials elected and otherwise. Joe Biden was literally just on vacation, with his whore wife and badly molested kids, at a billionaire’s private island in South Carolina. I don’t even have to look to know that John Kerry is the Charles Manson of this particular offense. Moral of the story is that Democrats lie about literally everything so anything that sounds bad is 100% fake and you don’t even have to look.
Now let’s talk about the Gashville Three. I call them that because their goal, obviously, is to turn Nashville into a gigantic post-op transvestite surgical wound combined with a knife wound caused by released prisoners, Sonora Cartel henchmen, and fentanyl addicts. Okay sure, the Sonora Cartel guys use machetes, but you get the idea. I could have gone somewhere else with the Gashville joke but I didn’t because I am a highly-disciplined, thoughtful, moderate, centrist unifier!!!
Now, on to the fact-based data-driven robust nuanced context. Most people don’t know this but 94% of men with long hair are psychopaths and the subset with ponytails are 100% psychopaths. To be specific, men with long hair are narcissistic abusers. You know they are narcissists because society has normal hair and their thought process is “Well I can’t do what society is doing because I am special and this is all about me and oh there’s this nice side benefit where women, who are evolutionarily designed to be more emotionally vulnerable, can often be manipulated by this sort of adolescent peacocking so I can smoothly parlay this dipshit haircut, which stems from my deranged solipsism, into some pretty sweet semi-consensual intercourse. And of course I will then abuse them because those women are other people and I have zero regard for other people.
Now you might be thinking “Hey but lots of people have a rebellious phase where they experiment with rejecting societal norms in extreme ways and they can’t all be psychopaths.” Yes, that is correct. Those people are called children. Children are all, technically speaking, psychopaths. But if you are a guy with long hair, or you wear cowboy boots in Manhattan, or you wear mascara as a man, or you own a pet reptile, or whatever, as an adult, you’re a psychopath.
So, circling back, the one Gashville ponytail guy is a narcissistic abuser. The other Gashville guy who dresses up as Malcom X with an afro and is not doing it as a joke; he’s also a psychopath. And then there’s the suburban white lady. Good god is that stupid slut just the quintessential victim of narcissistic abusers. I’m not trying to cut her slack by saying she’s not a psychotic narcissist like the other two; she’s clearly a total scumbag. But she absolutely is the victim of their manipulation and the society-wide manipulation by Democrat scum generally. The whole “suburban women” voting thing is very real.
She absolutely is one of the ladies who signs up to go with David Koresh (long hair) or the Bikram Yoga guy (that’s who is pictured above since you were probably wondering “What in the bent horsepenis is going on here with the other long hair guy??”) So she’s the cult member and she is driven by the false virtue she feels when she follows along with the two cult leader guys.
Just in case there is a Democrat reading this, I should mention, since Democrats are all possessed by Satan and I know they are thinking this; no, this does not apply to Jesus, who had (probably) long hair. Why? Well because they didn’t have Hair Masters back then, ya moron, so everyone had long hair. In biblical times the narcissistic abusers were the guys with crew cuts.
Just to reiterate a concept I’ve outlined before, one easy way to know that Democrats are demented perverts, is the fact that you can see them swell with pride when they denounce racism. Why? Because that is how low their bar is for morality. They think not liking racism makes them particularly virtuous, despite the fact that…….LITERALLY EVERYONE DOES NOT LIKE RACISM. It’s the equivalent of thinking “my what a good boy am I” because you *didn’t* push a loaded wheelchair into the street.
You can see this “look how terrific I am for not liking something literally everyone dislikes” phenomenon in one of its most egregious and also imbecilic forms with the gun debate. Obviously, nobody sane wants gun deaths. The reason it’s possibly most egregious is because people like the Gashville Crew are perched atop the graves of dead children and profiteering off of tragedy while simultaneously smearing their opposition who they absolutely know are by far the most motivated to end senseless shootings because this hurts their cause tremendously.
The difference with the white lady abuser-victim is that she actually thinks Republicans want gun deaths, despite the fact that it’s completely counterintuitive, because she is so overcome by emotions and cult-mindset that she cannot think rationally. The other two guys totally know what they are doing and happily urinate on the bodies of dead children with a Cheshire grin because their end goal is communism so now it’s time to break the eggs. I mentioned before that nobody sane wants gun deaths. Those two guys want gun deaths. They aren’t sane. They are psychopathic narcissists. Death helps them.
I should close with some of the dumbest things to come from the terrorist attack on the Nashville Capitol. The white lady was asked why she thought she was allowed to stay and the other two guys got voted out and, of course, she said racism. This clip was run on a loop for 48 hours. OMG it’s racism I bet!! Here’s why it’s insanely stupid. She was allowed to stay because she got a few more votes than the two guys because she wasn’t using a goddam bullhorn to disrupt official proceedings. She was just standing there in a muumuu. But there’s any east way to find out if it was racism.
While I think she should have been thrown out too, all the ‘journalists’ running the clip of her calling her colleagues child molesters on a loop would have had to do is just *ask* the couple of people who voted differently to find out why. But of course no one asks because this is propaganda. If you asked, I’m sure you’d get something along the lines of “Yeah I mean she wasn’t waving her dick around and lighting off fireworks in the legislative chamber so it wasn’t quite as bad as the other two guys so we thought she should stay.”
Another piece of exquisite jackassery that oozed out was the idea that these three terrorists (using intimidation and fear to extract a political result) had their free speech rights violated. This reminds me of ‘voting rights’. You have a right to vote and to speak. You do *not* have a right to a procedure. If voting is on Tuesday and Thursday between 4am and 2pm and you have to use a crayon to draw a picture of the candidate you want, then that is when and how you get to vote. That’s the procedure. And I shouldn’t need to say it but NO your free speech rights do not include taking a fucking bullhorn into the goddam Capitol with a screaming mob of transvestites and street hustlers, you absolute psychos.
Was this one as bad as January 6th? No. Does that matter? No.
Are we supposed to believe that January 6th would have been totally fine if they just didn’t break anything and tussle with cops………but they still stormed in screaming and disrupted the proceedings while Ted Cruz and Mitch McConnell walked onto the floor playing trombones and and blasting air horns? No. That would also be illegal, for fucks sake, and Ted Cruz and Mitch McConnell would be on the first environmentally-friendly, semen-powered, rainbow-painted, feces-caked, discarded syringe-filled, $29 million dollar bus out of town. (I’m just assuming this is DC public transport I’m not googling it).
Oh I almost forgot. Please help me create a trend out of accusing Democrats of ‘Stolen Valor’ every time they exploit tragedies and past suffering which they did not experience in order to benefit themselves. Actually, I guess since that one guy kinda tries to dress like a black 70s civil rights activist, maybe we should call it ‘Stolen Velour’……in some cases.
Okay, bye.
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