First, I feel like I need to clear something up since I’m hearing it implied everywhere, most recently by both Charlie Cooke and Kevin Williamson on their podcast. Krysten Sinema was not taking a dump, guys. She was peeing. Girls sit down when they pee. They have vaginas. Please google ‘vaginas’ from your work computer for clarification.
Speaking of toilets, I was watching cable news the other day. Tucker Carlson to be exact. He’s actually pretty good most of the time. He’s the only person I’ve seen in that medium who comes even marginally close to treating Democrats as shittily as they deserve. No, I’m not talking about the people who simply vote for Democrats……okay some of them.
Anyways, he got something wrong the other day. Extremely wrong, in fact. In a segment where he was describing how the Khmer Rouge has taken over Australia and has gone crazy, even building COVID camps, he gave two examples.
1) the COVID positive guy who sneezed on an elevator and who is now a fugitive
2) the group of kids arrested for hanging out at a park, in violation of COVID-spread-stopping measures
These two things are not the same. In fact, they are the exact opposite. If you want to expose the COVID tyrants you need to use examples of actual COVID tyranny, and examples are beyond abundant. Society is like a friggin’ Costco of COVID tyranny samples currently.
Arresting kids who are at zero risk, for gathering outside where there is zero risk, falls in the category of COVID tyranny. Those arresting officers should be put in the camps. Their bosses and the associated lawmakers and officials should be put in the camps. And at the very top of the list is the person who called in to report to the authorities that kids were gathered at the park. That person should be executed, or some other form of reasonable punishment like execution.
Separately and apart, the COVID positive guy who sneezed on an elevator, let’s call him Ray Snubcock since I don’t want to look it up, he absolutely should be hunted down and put in the camps.
Ray Snubcock knew that he was COVID positive and he engaged in a series of behaviors so insane and reckless that it’s worth delving into.
This Snubcock guy, knowing he’s COVID positive and also symptomatic, leaves his apartment without a mask. Then he gets onto an elevator. This is a confined space only surpassed in its confinementism by a coffin. Not only a confined space, but a confined space that literally everyone in his building is guaranteed to enter….unless they are people who use the stairs to save the environment (another group that belongs in the camps).
Then, while COVID positive and symptomatic in an elevator without a mask (which I guess you might be able to rationalize in an emergency like a fire or sexual opportunity) he starts sneezing and coughing. I’ve seen enough. You, Mr. Snubcock, are headed to the camps. Maybe execution. I haven’t thought about it that much but I’m pretty loosey-goosey with the executions.
The reason Tucker’s defense of Snubcock is so maddening is because it provides aid and comfort to the COVID Rouge. It makes it seem like they are maybe somewhat correct when in reality they are extremely wrong as hell 100% of the time. They are treating everyone as if they are knowingly COVID positive and symptomatic and unmasked and sneezing on elevators. In reality, nobody is behaving like Mr. Snubcock except for Mr. Snubcock and like five other people…………..Debbie Sackwhistle, Jeff Dung, Keith Hammerthong, Sharon Williams, and Ripdick Von Mosscrotch.
“Oh but that’s why we need the lockdowns. We need to stop Ray Snubcock!!”
Really? It’s not stopping him. Okay? Just watch the Snubcock video. That’s happening in Australia which is run by the most lockdowny lockdowners who have ever locked. You aren’t stopping Snubcock. You just have to arrest him, when he does that, the way that we arrest people who knowingly spread AIDS and stuff.
(I wrote this whole thing just so I could use the phrase ‘AIDS and stuff’)
The rest of us are just going to have to be trusted to be responsible. The resistance to COVID measures is not what you think. Nobody would care if you rolled out antigen tests nationwide and mailed them to every human being regardless of citizenship like ballots. In fact, everyone would use them just out of curiosity and only the Snubcocks would venture out recklessly after testing positive.
But we didn’t deploy those antigen tests, which are incredibly cheap and easy to mass produce and helicopter drop all over the place, for one very specific reason; it interferes with the goal, which is THIS. This current status IS the goal. They seek perpetual thisness. Which is why I am in favor of camps. We will need to use the camps later for the people who enjoy this and who did this and who want this and who are perpetuating this.
Viva la camps. Death to Snubcock.
Didn't see the elevator video, but intentional COVID spreading is an interesting and unexplored topic. Some people (probably more than five) must get a kick out of it, but we don't know how many. I hear that on school buses, kids like to pretend-cough and say they're spreading COVID.