Sorry I couldn’t resist but to put profanity in the subtitle. The more I move the swear words to the top of the publishing hierarchy, the more edgy I am. Eventually I will move cussing into the title and then into the name of my Substack which will be horsecock.substack.com I’m assuming. I’m very edgy. Bask in my edginess. Thank you. Also, I just think ending sentences with “and shit” is hilarious. I laugh every time…..and shit.
So what in the bloody fruitcake does Sam Bankman-Fried have to do with language police. We because his parents are both Stanford professors and that list of words Stanford doesn’t want you to use just got released and it’s instructive. I really will never get over the fact that it is so easy to pun his name into Sham Bankman-Fraud. This is a simulation is what I’m saying.
Anyways, the language buriers who want to bury phrases and words and thereby 1984 the language are sacks of shit and SBF’s parents are at the epicenter of this and he is an amoral sociopathic sack of shit because that’s what his parents are. They are typical campus leftists and as such their kid is a worthless scumbag.
(SBF is an acronym for Sam Bankman-Fried not for Savage Butt Fuck which I assume is what you were thinking)
I decided to write this because I was listening to the Dark Horse Podcast and they were talking about how, apparently, through history there are examples of people with mediocre intelligence becoming obsessed with language. They didn’t list examples but it sounds pretty accurate so I will explain this phenomenon which, at the very least, applies to the current crop of censorious dickwads, whether or not this has been seen throughout history. But I’m sure it’s been seen throughout history because people are always the same.
To pause briefly, I’m watching MSNBC in the background and Sandwich Artist Al Sharpton (no he’s not a fucking goddam reverend) is doing his annual Revvie Awards. They are talking about John Fetterman and I just can’t stop laughing. I want to run into the studio and yell
“Hey bitch, John Fetterman chased a black man, who was just jogging, down the street with a shotgun, you fucking antisemite hypocrite jackass!!”
Which reminds me, recently I thought of another reason why what Fetterman did was more racist than the Arbery killing (the most racist thing ever filmed). The first reason is because the black guy Fetterman was hunting (OMG we should call him Elmer Fudderman) was literally just out jogging. At least with Arbery they had seen him trespassing or whatever so it wasn’t like they just saw a black person jogging and chased him.
The second reason, and possibly the main reason, why what Fetterman did is more racist is because Elmer Fudderman is a hardcore leftist who went to Harvard. He has spent his whole life speculating and musing and pretending to care about racism. The McMichael guys were rednecks who probably told racist jokes every weekend. Fetterman’s racism was so deep and uncontrollable that even though he had spent a lifetime training, like an Ibram X Kendi bootcamp, not to be racist. And when it came down to it he just couldn’t control himself he was so fucking racist. Okay I could spend all day ranting should this obese retarded communist piece of shit so let’s get back to the topic.
(okay maybe we should call him Ibram XXL Kendi…….because he’s fat and the sweatshirts…)
MOVING ALONG. So why do people with mediocre intellectual capabilities, like the cocksuckers at Stanford, become obsessed with language? Well, it’s quite simple really. It is the primary type of intelligence that they have and they become enamored with their ability to think and manipulate words in this way. Because when you’re unintelligent, you think that mastery of the lowest form of intelligence, language, makes you smart. It does not. There are also genuinely smart people who become obsessed with language but they aren’t obsessed with it in the same way. They just enjoy how how it is an effective tool to dominate and manipulate people and they are reprehensible demented perverts so they enjoy dominating and manipulating people. My pronouns are chim/chim/cheroo by the way and I’m starting a chimney sweeping school because when we abolish electricity to appease imbeciles, chimney sweeping will be a growth industry.
There are many forms of intelligence and competence with language is certainly a form, but it is the most inferior form. The ability to think rationally, discarding emotion, is near the top. But the ability to navigate your environment and manipulate the physical world is probably at the very top, along with the math physics chemistry people. See, it’s funny because I called them “math physics chemistry people” which makes me sound dumb but it’s not consequential because you all got the point and that’s because language-based intelligence doesn’t matter that much. We can still communicate just fine without reading Proust and shit.
If we were only going to keep one type of intelligence I’m pretty sure we’d just keep the ‘physical world’ version. Like obviously the bridge isn’t going to be that good without the math people, but at least you’re getting across the river. If it’s just the math people you’re swimming, which will fuck up your calculator and potentially expose you to drowning, hypothermia, alligators and penis shrinkage from the cold water. But they might get across. If it was just language people they would sit next to the river and talk about how the river makes them feel amidst bouts of furious masturbation. And then they’d starve and die.
Anyways, these people are dumb and they want to feel smart and the only form of intelligence they posses is language so they become obsessed with it.
Please yell at me, using small words only, in the comments. Merry Christmas and shit.
I always post from my phone and then log in to fix typos because it’s easier to read on my phone that way. Well it won’t let me edit the post so enjoy the annoying typos FFS
I've missed you, Kevin - this is just what I needed on Christmas Eve. Merry Christmas!