I don’t know if you guys have heard about this but Dr. Michelle Hussein Obama has a new juice that she is selling. It is called PLEZi. I’m not making this up. It’s just a fruit juice drink that supposedly has less sugar or something. I’m sure she will make billions because that disgusting pink-snouted hog Randi Weingarten will probably pull some strings to get it into every public school. Maybe the kids can pour the juice on their gender transition surgical wounds to soothe some of the irritation that the playground fentanyl doesn’t adequately mask.
Anyways, I only brought this up because I wanted to do a joke about how, when Dr. Michelle Hussein closes the deal to put PLEZi in every school, we should dress up as cans of soda and protest outside of PLEZi headquarters holding signs that say
“The Juice will not replace us!!”
Moving along. Seamlessly. The whole thing about gigantic pig-whore Randi Weingarten reminded me of the single most corrupt thing I have ever heard of. I’m sorry if I mentioned this before and forgot. The newsletter and the comments section blend together in my brain. Merrick Garland’s dickweed son-in-law makes millions jamming psychotic left-wing Chomo curriculum into public schools. And when parents started protesting against psychotic left-wing Chomo curriculum in public schools, Merrick Garland used the Department of Justice to label them terrorists.
No amount of Chinese diamonds being mailed to Ashley Biden inside of a condom full of coffee grounds, in exchange for no discernible service, will ever compare to that level of corruption. Ever. Jesus Christ, Merrick Garland is a piece of shit. Thank God he’s not on the Supreme Court and instead we have Kidpornji Brown Jackson.
So what is the ‘Kids In Stages’ thing about besides the fact that it rhymes with Kids In Cages? Well it turns out Jiao Bideng AKA Jose Bideña AKA Daddy Shower Rapes AKA Fat Fingers McHallway (google Tara Reade) was coordinating the movement of destitute, illiterate, non-contributors, with no skills, who don’t speak English, across the border with the Mexican drug cartels.
So the cartels would stage the hordes of non-Americans in a village and rape them for a while and then when Jose Bideña’s people finished processing the most recent group of asylum fakers, they would call the Democrat-Aligned Mexican Rapists and signal them to send the next group over.
If you take out the hyperbole and profanity and insults and hilarious jokes, what I’m saying is 100% accurate. This happened.
So what do you need to know, as an American citizen, who has no rights and who matters less than dogshit? Well you can use this for Thanksgiving arguments. When your sister, who works as a consultant and who has never produced anything ever in her life says “diversity is our strength” you can tell her
“Oh that’s actually an interesting point, retarded slut sister. Diversity isn’t our strength. Freedom is our strength and all of the people who are worthwhile, who statistically happen to be diverse, succeed when there is freedom. I know that you think more brown skin makes us better but it does not. The reason you think more brown skin makes us better, you dipshit hypothetical consultant sister, is because you live in an all-white neighborhood and it makes you feel good to say that. But you are totally unaware that this already is a brown country. We don’t need to be more brown. We don’t need to be less brown. Only pampered white assholes who live in all-white segregated Democrat neighborhoods think that we need to sprinkle more brown into the population like it is seasoning. These are poor people with no skills you are talking about. They only do harm to Americans who, despite what your all-white neighborhood tells you, are already mostly brown. Not that this matters.”
OMG I need to cut this short because I’m watching Lawrence O’Donnell on MSNBC talk to James Clyburn, who I refer to as ‘Illiterate Foghorn Leghorn’ because that is how James Clyburn talks.
Okay I gotta add that on 4-22-23, according to my notes, I was watching Islamic extremist MSNBC host Ayman Mohyeldin, straight from Al Jazeera with Medhi Hassan, this piece of shit. Ayman with his gay beard literally said, like that scene in Dumb And Dumber
“Medicare recipients would be required to work 80 hours per month!!”
I wish I could save these clips. He said it with so much outrage. It was exactly like Jim Carey saying
“There’s no jobs available unless you wanna work 40 hours per week!!””
That was an absurdist joke in the most looney comedy of all time and it is now the Democrat Terrorist position of Ayman Mujahideen except he makes it even more extreme. Instead of 40 hours per week being outrageous, in Dumb And Dumber, the new outrage is 80 hours per month to get Medicare.
What kind of useless sack of shit do you have to be in order for 80 hours per MONTH to be considered excessive?
Okay, bye.
I really enjoyed the Sam Kinison level subtlety with which this was written.
Medicaid, not Medicare. But a minor quibble held up against this beautiful rant.