Frickin’ Dang It!!!

Bari and Nellie have once again launched me into the ocean with their Banned Commenter Trebuchet™️

Well as you can see I have a lot of jokes about cats and geese but I am banned again. I don’t have time to write anything currently but I just heard something that I think I should briefly mention.

Al Sharpton, or as I call him Owl Sharpton because he’s wise like an owl and can spot fake racism scurrying on the desert floor from miles away, said that JD Vance was being racist by saying Haitians eat wildlife and pets.

I know that it is an old cliche to say that Democrats are the real racists but they are actually quite racist, and shockingly so. I really cannot think of anything more racist than suggesting, as Owl Sharptongue did, that *Haitians* are representative of people with Black skin and that attacking Haitians for being psychos is an attack on all Black people because everyone with Black skin is the same/similar. How can you get more racist than that? It’s the exact same thing as the redneck Klan member (who no longer exists) saying “You see? They all steal cars!!”

Haiti is pretty much the most fucked up country on earth and it 100% is because of the people who live there and their lunatic ass-backwards culture. Pointing out that they are dangerous and that they eat wildlife indiscriminately is not racist, it is just prudent. And, speaking of prudence, statistically, at least 400 of the Haitian dudes they dumped on Springfield have AIDS, so add Springfield to Portland and San Francisco and other Democrat cities on your list of places *not* to sustain injuries where you will need a transfusion of donated blood.

Okay gotta go. Make Eating Cats Contemptible Again!!!!

PS Notice how the Cluster (D) “You can either have a trans child or a dead child.” psychopathic manipulative technique is the same as the narrative being peddled on MSNBC about fake bomb threats that aren’t actually occurring (or if they are it’s from Feds/Democrats) AKA “You can either have a Haitian Springfield or a dead Springfield”.