Cluster (D)

Alejandro Mayorkas goes full DARVO

Okay, so, as someone who actually paid attention in a psychology course I took in college, I have been telling everyone I know that Democrats are Cluster B narcissistic abusers for a while. I like calling it Cluster (D) for obvious reasons. I’m hoping that people will learn to detect the various ways in which these psychopathic perverts engage in deceptive manipulation.

It is important to note that Democrats are the covert feminized version of narcissistic abusers, which stands in stark contrast to Trump’s overt grandiose narcissism. This is why they are so deranged by Trump. Democrats are basically just lazy people motivated by resentment and so when they see Trump parading his narcissism around without having to do any of the ‘work’ they have to do to disguise their schemes it is really triggering for them.

The emotionally extortionate tactic that narcissistic abusers use the most is known as DARVO and it is unfortunately quite effective. DARVO stands for Deny Attack and Reverse Victim and Offender. If you’re ever interacting with a Democrat or some other type of scumbag, like a child molester, and you notice you feel like you’re on the back foot for some mysterious reason, DARVO is probably why. Almost all claims of racism or sexism or ‘phobia’ are nothing more than DARVO.

CLUSTER (D): “Why are you being such a racist anti-immigrant xenophobe??”

ME: “You’re intentionally working with criminals to steal money from taxpayers. I am not the offender here. Sorry.”

CLUSTER (D): “Why are you occupying and blockading the Palestinian refugee children??”

ME: “That is an interesting way of defending Nazis. Blow me, ya douche.”

CLUSTER (D): “Why are you politicizing the aid to Israel by connecting it to IRS funding?”

ME: “You hired 87,000 shock troops to harass small business owners, waitresses, and hairdressers, so we are deleting that egregious offense and we are also giving you the NGO slush money for Israel that you asked for. You should be thanking me, you absolute dickwad.”

It goes on and on and it never stops but I’m only bringing this up and writing this newsletter because Alejandro Mayorkas just did the most comically egregious version of this I’ve ever seen and, I think, if this one works, we are doomed as a civilization.

The Department of Homeland Security employs an Arab Muslim Nazi named Newja Ali and Josh Hawley pointed this out in a hearing. She made some posts promoting terrorist paragliders and Hawley asked if she still worked for DHS.

The response from Mayorkas was astonishing. It’s wrong to say that he went full DARVO. He literally just used all of the DARVO. It was creepy to watch. Keep in mind that this diminutive, useless, bald cocksucker is currently employing at least one Arab Nazi. There’s no evidence he has even sanctioned her with a sternly-worded email. It’s DHS so they probably employ dozens, if not hundreds, of Arab Nazis as part of various diversity initiatives. Alejandro’s response was to scold Hawley and explain that his mother was a Holocaust survivor.

Please pause and breathe that in for a second like the fumes off of a flaming Planned Parenthood dumpster. The reason I think we are doomed as a civilization if people don’t detect this particular manipulation is because — and I shouldn’t need to say this — if his mother was actually a Holocaust survivor…………..THAT MAKES IT WAY WORSE.

This is the clearest possible case of ‘offender’. The offender is the guy employing Nazis. Not complicated. Why do I even have to write this? Employ Nazis = Bad. I guess technically if Mayorkas himself was a Nazi that would be worse, but he’s employing Nazis with taxpayer money so he’s clearly the bad guy. Just not even a question.

But that wasn’t an obstacle for Alejandro. Why would the fact that he has hired a bunch of actual genocidal maniacs prevent him from seizing the moral high ground? If you want to look up the clip you can actually see a glint in this degenerate pervert’s eye as he squats over his Holocaust-surviving mother’s grave to advance himself and preen pompously even though, as I have already mentioned, HIRING AND CODDLING NAZIS IS 70,000X WORSE IF YOUR MOM SURVIVED THE HOLOCAUST.

I am sure Alejandro Mayorkas has pulled this stunt many times before given that he has a Spanish sounding name and there’s no reason to think he’s Jewish. I just hope that all of the previous times Alejandro has pulled out this fake Trump card and exploited and cheapened and shit all over the suffering of his own mother, it hasn’t sounded as implausibly retarded as

“Excuse me, Mr. Hawley, but don’t you know it’s okay for me to employ Nazis because my mother was in the Holocaust and I have intergenerational trauma from the Holocaust so this is why I hire lots of Nazis. How dare you!!”

Democrats are possessed by Satan.